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Show "Yes it’s me. Turn down your radio sir." "Oh...yeah. Ok. Art this is Larry in Orlando, Florida. My wife and I have been taken on board an alien space craft several times down here. About every day this week for sure." "Really? Now tell me sir, can you say if it’s a Pleidian craft? A delta-wing? Or Norma Nunn — (W) 259-5021 H) 259-7275 something else?” . Ceontuy, arn. "Well...I don’t...let me ask the wife." "No that’s ok. You say you've been up every day this week?" "Well, Art, I have. But the wife finally told these people that she just couldn’t go flyin’ over south Florida all the time. You know...she has the washin’ to do and the like.” On occasion, Art Bell will dedicate a certain phone line to a specialty item, if you will. My favorite is the Time Line. On those nights when Art opens up the Time Line, only qualified time travelers are permitted to phone in on that number. You would be absolutely amazed at the number of time travelers who are visiting this particular era who also listen ! QUALITY REALTY 505 N. Main St. 259-502! FAX: (435) 259-8387 to Art. After a while, you begin to recognize the voices of the regular (I use the term loosely) call-in time travelers. My favorite is a guy named Steve who claims to be from the year 2063 and is always talking about a future dominated by the Supreme Commandant. One night he began to reveal some information that will some day be released to the rest of us... "This should interest you Art. It will finally be determined that there was indeed a second shooter on the Grassy Knoll in the assassination of President John F. Kennedy." "I always suspected as much. Any clues on the identity of the shooter?" "Yes, Art. And this will stun you and your audience. Incredibly, the Grassy Knoll shooter was...Marilyn Monroe." _ It’s the only time I’ve heard Art burst out laughing. "Come ON, Steve! You just went Norma says: I have what it takes to find the home of your dreams. Call me. too far!" But Steve insisted. "Seriously Art. Don’t laugh. Marilyn faked her own suicide so she could later seek revenge against JFK. It’s a fact and the future will bear me out." HOW TO FIND ART BELL Art Bell's "Coast-to-Coast AM" can be heard from 11PM to 4AM, Monday-Friday. In Moab, the reception is best on KOB 770 in Albuquerque. It is also carried by KNZZ 1100 in Grand Junction and by KUTA 790 in Blanding. And on the internet at: www.artbell.com But then there was the night that Art interviewed a physicist nominated for the Nobel Prize. A man with impeccable credentials. He was terribly concerned about a project at the Fermi Lab in Chicago that involved an experimental particle beam accelerator. He claimed that his fellow physicists were getting into an area of science that was unknown territory. And he was afraid. Afraid of what? Art asked. A sort of explosion, the doctor of physics sighed. What kind of explosion? Art pressed. Well...a super nova. Art’s guest believed that the Fermi Lab was on the verge of annihilating not only Chicago, not only Planet earth, but everything...every particle of matter for 50 light years. That’s light years. In fact, Art’s guest theorized that every super nova our astronomers have observed in our galaxy came from a planet like ours that essentially pushed the wrong button and went...oops, just milliseconds before it vaporized itself. Very encouraging. So ultimately...what does it all mean? Is Art Bell nuts and am1a fool for listening? Does the fact that 8 million other listeners tune to his show suggest that our planet is in worse shape than even that physicist from Chicago thinks? To me, it’s like the debate between the Baptist and the Atheist. The Baptist clings faithfully to his little collection of scriptures and divine truths. The Atheist sneers arrogantly at the Baptist and rejects everything. 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