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Show w sc r 6 xvoriwi 3rjs UINTAH BASIN STANDARD. Sgnu;nil!r23. 2001- - Page 21 Patriotic Snin on Suess' Grinch The U's down in Uville still singing despite attack by Binch ANEW PLACE TO EAT-T- he snack bar at the Utah State University Roosevelt campus is now open for business. USU and Union High students, as well as faculty and from the community find it to be a good place to grab a quick, nutritious meat. Cherie Workman is the manager of the new snack bar. non-stude- ' MISSIONARIES Continued from page 13 having their wisdom teeth pulled. Purchasingsuita, white shirts, ties, shoes andapassel of other stuff comes next. What you get the missionary depends on where he goes. Jean, who has sent missionaries to three US states andtwo foreign countries, noted that sometimes missionaries can purchase some ofthe things they need in the country or state they are in. However, she said, you need to make sure things are available before you go that route. Suits are first on Jean's list Missionaries gene rally take two suits and some suit pants, explained Jean, again stressing that this differs with each mission. It is important, she said, to have missionaries try their suits on after they are fitted, to make Bure they started quite low, And it built up quite slow, but it started to grow And the Binch heard the most unpredictable thing... And he couldnt started to sing! He believe not trusting stared down at Tomorrow, he knew, all the U's and the S's, Would put on their pants and their shirts and their dresses, They'd go to their offices, playgrounds and schools, And abide by their U and S values and rules. And then theyd do something he liked least of all, the tall and Every U down in the small, Would stand all united, each U and each S, And they'd sing Uville's anthem, God bless us! God bless! All around their Twin Towers of Uville, theyd stand, and their voices would drown every sound in the land. I must stop that singing, Binch said with a smirk, And he had an idea-a- n idea that might work! The Binch stole some U airplanes in U morning hours, And crashed them right into the Uville Twin Towers. Theyll wake to disaster! he snickered, so sour, And how can they sing when they cant find a tower? TheBinch cocked hisearas they woke from their sloeping, All set to eijoy and weeping, their Instead he heard something that Every U down in Uville liked US. a lot, Bui the Binch, who lived Far East of Uville, did not. The Binch hated U.S! the whole UB. way! Now dont ask me why, for nobody cin say, It could be his turban wht 3C. ewedon too tight. Orths sun from the desert had beaten loo bright Bui I think that the most likely reason of all, May have been that his heart was two sizes too small. But, whatever the reason, his heart or his turban. He stood facing Uville, the part that was urban. They're doing their business, he snarled from his perch. Theyre raisingtheir families! Theyre going tochurch! Theyre leadingthe world, and their empire is thriving, I MUST keep theS's and Us from surviving! Watchdog: Indian trust reform ineffective it-th- e, his eyes, What he saw was a shocking, disgustingsurpriBe! Every U down in the tall and the small, Was singing! Without any towers at all! from He hadnt stopped singing! Itsung! For down deepin the heartsoftheold and the young, Those Twin Towers were standing, called Hope and called Pride, Andyou can't smash the towers we hold deep inside. So we circle the sites where our heroes did fall, With a hand in each hand of the tall and the small, And we mourn for our losses while knowing well cope, For we still have inside e, le that about mismatches. "Dont send foolish stuff, Jean warned, Listen to your kids. What The Interior Department has' they saythey will wear, they will. What failed to correct wont. won't wear, they they say they plaguing a trust ftind the govPreparingason or daughter to leave ernment maintains for 300,000 can get expensive. Most generally, by American Indians, and the current Lamberth is presidingover a lawthe time you get your missionary into management team appears unable suit filed by Indians that accuses the Center you or the Missionary Training federal government of inadequate unwilling to get the job done, a have spent about $2,000 on clothing monitor said Monrecord keeping, mismanagement and and accessories, Jean related from her day. neglect. After a trial in 1999, own experiences. If parents know their The monitor said Interior's manLamberth ordered reforms, but he son is leaving soon, Jean suggested in a series of quarterly reports stopped short of putting the system that they get some of the things they agers, to a federal judge that maintained in the hands of an outside receiver, need, like luggage and books, for birthwas being made, failed to progress saying officials deserved one more days and Christmas. accurate and comchance. a When all the preparations have provide truthful, picture of the status of relawyers for the Indians said they been completed and the departure plete forms. will ask Lamberth to put a renow misday arrives, families pack their The monitor, Joseph Kieffer III, ceiver in charge. sionaries into the family vehicle and said Interior This report Bets the groundwork Secretary Gale Norton accompany them to the MTC, where must share responsibility for trust and makes the case for why a receiver they say goodbye and part ways. Moth- fUndproblems, even though thqy were is necessary, said Keith Harper, one on who ers, hope thqy got everything decades in the and Norton of the plaintifb attorneys. You need the checklist, leave their sons and assumed office making in January, beto have a manager in there who can only daughters behind with a firm assur- cause Norton continues to rely upon put them on this correct course to and testimonies their ance that faith, the guidance of the same longtime finally get trust reform done. knowledge will help them through managers who have had yean to fix The trust accounts were created the months ahead. more than 100 years ago to compenthe system. The cry that it didnt happen on sate Indians for use of their land. our watch can no longer provide a The Bureau of Indian Affaire, an defense for this administration," arm of the Interior Department, is Kieffer said Monday in a responsible for maintainingland and report submitted to UB. District title records covering about 1 1 million acres. Judge Royce Lamberth. fit. It is not unusual to buy another suit in the mission field, commented Jean, adding that if missionaries dont shrink or grow, they wear out their suits. Missionaries are asked to bring eight-te- n shirts, Jean said, adding she usually Bent about ten. They also need to take ties (although most missionaries come home with at least double that number). Jean noted that through her missionaries she learned not to send cheap shirts. The Stafford brand from Sears are what she prefers. They don't wrinkle asbadfy and they are durable, she explained. Aside from buying shirts and suits, Jean had a couple other pointers. You learn about Doc Martins she said, detailing that in her experience they have been the best working missionary footwear. Get their socks the same color and kind, she advised, commenting that if all their socks are the same they wont have to worry six-eig- ht court-appointe- bleBs! Ashley National Forest to conduct planned burns d The Ashley National Forest will be doing a series of prescribed (RX) bums in September and continuing throughout the month of October. Plans are underway to do prescribed bums in the G reendale Junction area of the Flaming Gorge Ranger District. On the RoosevelWDuchesne Ranger District, plans are for prescribed bums in the areas of Dry Gulch, Muddy Springs and the right forkoflndian Canyon (Ashley's south unit). Prescribed burns will be reported to area radio stations before the bums take place. Please listen to your local radio station for information on these prescribed bums. 43-pa- ' Elder Marrant Harrison recently went into the SAYING GOODBYE Missionary Training Center in Provo to prepare for his mission to Texas. While departures arent always easy for everybody particularly younger most missionaries cant wait to get to their mission. sisters and moms ivW- L : ' '..L jl. ... 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