Eureka Reporter | 1905-12-01 | Page 3 | Would Surely Read It

would surely read it an irishman was hurt while digging a trench and was taken to a hospital the accounts of the accident printed in the papers pleased him greatly A couple ot days after he was hurt a nurse who enter bis room found him sitting up in bed reading a newspaper and grinning pleasing you so she asked this here tale about me he replied it s boine to git in th papers A moment later he said say miss please take your scissors an cut th tale trum th paper thin git you to send th paper to me brother joe in omaha why do you wish to cut the item out of the paper asked the puzzled nurse because replied the celtic pa alent et it aint there joe 11 git to wonderlin won derin ahot was there an thin I 1 know hell not overlook it kansas city times