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Show THE SAN JUAN RECORD Wednesday, December 12. 2001 Dust bunnies keep Caveman busy This staying at home not don't have anything else going working is turning out to be a on during the holidays. Things I mean, you can like buying presents, writing Christmas letters, handing out only not work so neighborhood presents, and extra cooking and cleaning. I long before it don't think they will mind a bit if you help them by keeping track of what they are not getwork to not work. ting done. When your wife walks in the But if door merely hand her a list of there is Torres Gary by man things that you have noticed any need to be done. SheU be the to up I have believe me, grateful I am almost certain. challenge... trained for this my entire life. For example, I found that if So Turbo and I are doing our you move the dryer, there are dust bunnies under it. Now I very best to meet this challenge. He sleeps on the porch wont go into details about how or road. I sleep on my big I moved the dryer, especially overstufTed chair. However, to when I wasnt supposed to be satisfy my need to feel like I lifting things, but there it was. Dust bunnies. Yup. I am not am doing something, while not I one to spill my guts (ha ha) actually doing anything, To about personal things, but I have resorted to making up Do Lists for my too kind and have to admit finding dust bunnies under the dryer was loving wife. If you want to test just how really upsetting to me. I mean, stable your marriage is, just come on, how can you entergive your wife a To Do List tain for the holidays if you when she walks in the door. I know you have dust bunnies don't know if any of you men under the dryer. I am not sure I can even let my home teachhave tried this as a way of getting close to your honey and ers or missionaries back in the building a stronger better re- house until I know that we have those pesky little dust lationship, but I highly recommend it. 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It looked like a lovefest think I found? Yup. You are for dust bunnies right underabsolutely right. Dust bunnies neath my very own bed. I was appalled. I was under the fridge. I know what you are saying. I said the same shocked. I was hurt because I hit my head. But that didn't dang thing. matter. This was important. these bunnies Apparently, beWe like real bunnies had a petting zoo of dust reproduce cause I moved the fridge and bunnies underneath our bed. 111 kiss What the heck was the matyour foot till you bark like a hound at a coon in a tall ter here? Who is in charge of oak tree if there weren't dust cleaning up dust bunnies? I bunnies underneath the looked down our list of chores fridge. Wliere did they come and there was not one single from? I dont know. But they mention of dust bunnies. It is were there. Tons of them. It no wonder this common houselooked like Dust Bunnyville. hold pest can easily over popuI couldnt believe it. I knew late a house. 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