Eureka Reporter | 1906-03-09 | Page 4 | Cure for Every Ill

every ILL in these days of indigestion of fever and congestion A new and pleasant remedy has lately come to 1 a cure a 1 pure and simple the verv latest wr akle just eat a big round apple and you 11 be all liht then good by to inflammation to pain and ulcerate on the vermiform appendix will be forgot ten qu te throw away our p I 1 s galore you won t need them any more just eat a big round apple and you 11 be all right it swear words rise and choke iou if an awful thirst comes er you and you cannot find the keyhole in the middle of the night this i 1 br ng the peace of mind after which you long have pined tut eat a bg round apple and boull be all right k bajla J s jit baet then good by to palpitation to germs and amputation the surgeons and the specialists are in a dreadful plight throw awa your pi Is galore you won t need them any more just eat a big round apple and you 11 be all right it you re feeling pessimistic in a dav that s realistic it everything Is going wrong and things looks black as night it you re in mind or body do not take a drink of toddy just eat a big round apple and you 11 be all right then good be to all narcotics to tonics and hypnotics the medical profession will soon be lost to s throw away your pills galore you won t need them any mole just eat a big round apple and you 11 be all bigit new york sun aw i