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Show Well anyway, so we wuz THE SAN JUAN RECORD Wednesday, May 30, 2001 - Page 12 down there having a dam good Useless information Okay, I am not going to write any more long articles that go probably someones too kind and loving wife that was fed up with ol Marilyn and told her stupid pathetic husband that was way too infatuated with the blonde bombshell, Well ya know that woman has six toes! I dont think that on and on and talk about nothing. I mean after two years of writing, can you honestly remember anything I said that was important? Things that you really needed to know? Oh sure we have had a few is very attractive... I just don't., six toes, I mean gosh, laughs and even cried a few times along the way, but by Gary Torres actual factual useful information? You see, my head is filled with lots of useless information that for some reason I just cant get rid of. I dont know why. But really, I could have been a brain surgeon if I could remember something useful, the thigh bone is connected to the rib bone. But, instead my mind is full like of things that have no useful purpose. I even remember things that I dont want to remember. Did you know that Lori Sweeneys birthday is March 17? I do. I dont know why I do. I cant remember my kids birthdays, I cant dont-even-go-the- KNDERSQNFTOQlMERlrj.TL'E INSURANCE AGENCY TITLE INSURANCE REAL ESTATE CLOSINGS SERVING SAN JUAN & GRAND COUNTIES Daniel G. 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How can But for some unknown you say someone is really beautiful if they have six toes? reason that little useless tidbit You know she couldnt act, of information is stuck in my either. head. It serves no useful I am thinking.., whoops, I purpose, but there it is. In my mean some stupid pathetic entire life, not one person has husband is thinking, Yeah, ever asked me on a quiz or test but she could sing a tune... of any kind, "For extra credit, haappppeeeyyy birthdaaayyy just how many toes does ol Mr. President... like no one Seth have?" I cant remember my too else... except Elvis. See, here I go again. I am kind and loving wifes birthtelling you things that have no day, but I can remember that useful value. Sure, useless ol Seth has four toes. Now, information can be entertain- just how useful is that going ing and great for starting to be to a conversations. Why, just the gun-adu- lt other night I was at a party like myself? Now here is another thing I and this really hot looking babe comes up to me and read that I wish I could forget wants to talk to me. and replace with something I immediately froze because useful. Did you know that the I dont know what to say to average chocolate bar has women and because the eight insect legs in it. Now, missus was giving me her just who has time to figure this look. out? Is there some governThe first thing I blurted out ment agency that is in charge was, "Did you know Marilyn of reporting things like that? Monroe had six toes? You "Well honey, what did you do hot babe that know, at work? "Well, I have been looking never said another word to me working on a top secret study the entire night. And I remember once, when I was in high school, and we Public notice were on a student council trip, Bluff Berries Atm: TieSii Vacancy Public In with Utah Cods tearing up Salt Creek. This notice wardaoct is hereby postsd Is Fill Trustee Vacsjjcy far remember my too kind and loving wifes shoe size. But I can remember Lori Sweeneys birthday. This is a girl from 30 years ago that I never even dated. Anyway, how about this for useless information? Did you know that Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot? Now was back before the Park I am pretty dam sure that not Service had made it illegal to one single man ever looked at have fun and use county roads. her feet. time as I recollect and I am standing next to Bubba, when we look down at Seths toqualfy h minutes Many different programs Credit Problems? We Can Help! Call Vana Young TODAYI 435-587-21- 00 tbs Bluff Banriee Arse. At Iks isfular BMetiag sfths Bluff Ssrviss Airs hsid sa Wednesday Mw ltd, 3001 it ms anani-oaaly approved la advertiee to fill the vara nryrra tod by thi fltttiaiMd ibtciiM dRnd Smhr. Bluff Rcgistoradvotenrwidiafwtthisth Bsrries Aras hnnadaries wha srs lateewnled is applying to fin this sas trustee vacanry which will espies December 11. 100I, sea to submit their aaaw la witting bjr IsOO pa ea Thursday. May 11, 3001 to Bluff Barries Area ChairmaaJeha La Beauty PO Bos 110 Bluff, ITT Mil A statement of interact may be included whan submitting their name. The applirantU) may ap- pear at the regular meeting ofthe BluffBerrice Area ae Wednesday June 6, 1001 at 7:00 pm at the Service Ana office Is be interviewed publicly by the Service Area Ttuateea. The position win be Sited ty a vote of the trustees at that regular meeting an June 0,2001. Published ltay 90, 1001 in the Boa Juan Retard, Monties! lo, Utah. Public notlco Proposals are being accepted far the Social Services Block Grant Local Discretionary Funding in Sen Juan County In order to qualify far the funding, ana or more of the fad lowing goals must be mat: 1. 1b help individuals or their families to achieve, maintain, or support the highest level of personal independence and economic sufficiency 1. 1b prevent, remedy, or alleviate neglect, abuee, or exploitation of children and adults unable to protect their earn interests. 3. lb provide a continuum of community based esrvicea adequate to appropriately suatain individuals in their homes and in their rommunitioa and to delay or prevent institutional care. 4. lb preserve, rehabilitate, and reunite foau-lie5. 1b assist in securing referral or admission of individuals to institutional cars when other forme of care are not appropriate. Applications muat include aaaw of agency address, and contact paesen; Metal goals the request ia matting; a program description which should explain the problems to bo addressed, population to be osevsd, numbers to be served, services la be presided, and program goala and adjectives. A genetal aeeuunting form meat alas be included. This can be picked up at the Baa Juan County Foraannol Office fat MonticoUo. Propneelo must be received by M0 p.m., Msy 11,1001. They ahsuld be sent to Lillian Baytas, Bon Juan County PO Box I, Mentieella, Utah 14638. The Hunan Sarvicaa Board will ha msst-in- g June 8, at 280 p.m, at the Librsey building in Blending to hear the prepaaalo. Published May 10, 13 and 10, 1001 in the Baa Jaaa Keeaid, Montiesllo, Utah. experience with cockroaches. I havent lived in hot humid places where cockroaches are so big they drive cars and have condos, but I battled some when I lived in cheap college housing. at lifetime in their First, and this is important, spiders could I to never have caught a Now I one not am night. to cut off his head. cockroach informawhere this question tion comes from. Does someone I mean... come on. And stay up every night and watch besides, where are all the People for the Ethical your mouth until you die and then report the results as part Treatment of Cockroaches, when you need them? Cutting of their graduate thesis? Wouldn't the courteous thing off those little tiny heads. And be to wake you up and say, can you imagine if that was "Excuse me, Mr. CaveGuy, but your job? "Well honey, what you are just about to eat a did you do at work? "Well, I cut the heads of 10 spider. I mean, after reading that little tidbit, I tape my cockroaches today and mouth with duct tape every followed them around to see and we have evidence that the average chocolate bar has 8 insect legs. "Thats nice dear, wash up, it is time to eat. What about this useful piece of information? Did you know the average human eats 8 rs, if they died... tough little if they buggers... kicked and flopped had reported that you ate 8 for 10 days. "Thats nice dear, spiders between the ages of zero wash up, it is time to eat. night I would have believed to two. Dont kids have super human vision when they are learning to crawl? Things that ordinary adults cannot see look very large and like food when you are learning to crawl. All my kids ate everything they found on the floor except food, they left that for the dog. Sometimes they would carry it in their mouth for a while then spit it out when they found something else, but it all went into the mouth first. Did you know that a cock- roach can live nine days without its head before it starves to death? I have limited Public notice Please ha iafonasd that the San Joan School District Board M Education will hold their regularly scheduled Map BaaiO Masting an Kadoto: dan May 30. MOl. The Booth will bo hold at 1130 an. at the High Bchaoi at Navajo Meaa-talIT itirarllj fnllirning the Uarqjn Mnitetaia awe alas High Brtiool Graduation. Tina naHi advertised daring the week af April 18. and the week afMuyl.iacaujunrtisa with another mast ing held eariiar ia the month afllay The tentative aga da hr this soli ng will be pasted at the District Office and an Ban Jaaa next time I write I am going to give you useful information that will give meaning to your life. It will So enlighten you and make you understand your place in the cosmos. But until then, I would love to hear from you at garytorre8hotmail.com. Public notice NOTICE OF SALE TO FORECLOSE MECHANICS LIEN May 11,2001 Thia notice ia hereby given that, pursuant ta Sactiaa 4. Utah Cads Annotated 1983 as amended, the iiiniimigneiisriU sell at public aae-tio- n to the highest bidder the foilswing described vahidas: 1971 Renault MadalUaw 1650 VF1FT48E4J293171 8360 1978 Chiyaim Cordoba 8832NSR221382 1970 Chevy C20 1 1850 CE340J1SS718 81880 1908 Chevy K1S60 10CQK34M6FJ100010 1990 Plymouth Ven $3367 1P4FH44RBLX103607 . $1880 I960 Feed Aenatar 1FCMA11U3JZA9079B Sale will taka piaca at Bchaforh Ante Chart 00 north Main, Mantrteila UT 30 Mann tain standard tinea, Jans 18. 1001. Published May 31, 90 and Juna 0, 3001 ia tha Ban Jaaa Reaped. Mentrteila, Utah. an The Agenda ia alaa regularly pasted at each achaol in the District. If yon would tike awra information pieaaa call (438)078-1300- . In rwnplianfe with the Americana with Disabilities Act, individuals Deeding apodal (including auxiliary cemmuateative aidas and sarvicaa) during this meeting should notify Superintendent Dr. Gary Caawron at laaat three worfcii doyo prior to the reacting at 1435) Published May 33 and 30, 3001, in tha Ban Juan Kaeard, Msnticeils. Utah. Public notice NOTICE OF TRUSTEES 8ALE On Monday July 2, 3001, at tha front entrance to tha Baa Juan Canaty Courthouse, 117 South Main, Monticello, Utah, at tha hear af pjn., tha foBearing described real property will ha said at iaiidar lawfiil to in public auction tha highest aianay ofthe United Stetaa for the purpose of foreclosing a Trust Dead dated July 38. 1900 executed by M. MACK B30TH uad CINDY L. BOOTH, as TVwa-tor- , to occurs certain obligations ia favor of ZION8 FIRST NATIONAL BANK, HB Bsneficiaiy (the Ihiat Dead"), which lYuat Dead was recorded in tha official taoarda of Ban Juan County; State af Utah on July 28, IMS as Entry No. 1K009004 iu Bask 780 at Page 321 Tha IVuet Dead encumbers certain rani property bested ia Ban Juan County, State of Utah, which real proparty ia an particularly described in tha lYuat Dead aa fallows: BEGINNING AT THE BE CORNER OF LOT 1, BLOCK B, MONTICELLO TOWNS ITE SURVEY, RUNNING THENCE N M DEO 21 MIN W 070 FEET THENCE N 00 DEO 43 MINE 168.0 FEET, THENCE 8 80 DEG 31 MINE 970 FEET, THENCE 8 00 DEO 43 MIN W 198 0 FEET TO THE POINT OF BEGINNING. PARCEL OAOOOOOOSOOIBA Commonly known aa: 480 South 100 West, Monticello, Utah. The current bcnaflriaryaf the TVuat Dead iaZiana First National Bank and the record sumacs af the properly as ofthe re cording ofthe Notice of Default aru M. Mack Smith and Cindy L. Smith. Said eels will ba made withaut eevenant or warranty; express or implied, regarding litis, pnaaea Bidden muat ks prepared wan, ar encumbrances. to tender to tha IVuatae a $5800.00 caahierh check at the sale and a caahicrk check for the balance af tha purchaaa price within 14 hours after tha sals. DATED this 33rd day sf May fall. KAMI L PETEK80N, IVuatea Fbr Author information, seated BaNaa Batten at (301) Published May 30, June I and 13, 3001 ia tha Baa Jaaa Record, Mentieella, Utah. Notice to water users The Slate Engiasar raeshrsd tha following Application) te Appropriate Whter in San Juan County (Locations fat 8L8AM). Prime averting tanaappikatjea must Bit a CLEARLY READABLE pretest stating FILINQ NUMBER, REASONS FOR OBJECTION, PROTESTANTS NAME AND RETURN ADDRESS, and any request for a hearing. Pretest must he filed with tha State Enginsar, Bob 148300, 8aM Inks ea or bafcn City, UT 84114-830- 0 JUNE 19, 2001. Huai an informal pmreiitinga R6SS-6-! aa par Rula af tha Diviaisa af Water Rights. (LEGEND: Paintte) of Diversion POD; Placa of Uee POU; Nature efUke USE) (A73439k Thagua Eekaioen QUANTITY 4.73 ec--ft SOURCE: in. weU 100 ft. ta 400 ft. deep. POD: (1) (1) 8 880 W 080, bom NE Car, Bee 30. T28S, USE. (SJ milae NE of Old LnSel) USE: Irrigation: bam April 1 to Oct 31, total acreage 1.0000 aca; HtnrkwaHriiy 10 head of livestock; Domestic lfoauly FOUiNElMNEl 4, Sac 20, T28S, R2SE. (A734Mk Thagua Eakriasn. Oarmlya M. Magwira QUANTITY 4.71 ae4L SOURCE: S in. waU 100 ft. to 400 ft. dasp. POD: (1)(1)8 680 W 60S. from NW Car. Sac 11. TIBS, RSSE. USE: Irrigation: (3.8 aulas NE af Old LaSal) from April 1 to Oct 31, total acreage 1.0000 am; 8tockwaterinr 10 head af Hvaateck; Damaatic 1 family POU: NW14NW14. Sac II. T2SS, R25E. 3 (A7S43S): Thagua Eduhan QUANTITY 4.73 ae-ISOURCE: in. writ 100 ft. to 400 ft. deep. FDD: (11(1)8 1650 W 660, from NE Car. Bac 30. TIBS, RSSE. (30 milae NE af Old LnSel) USE: Irrigation: from April 1 to Oct 31, total acraaga 1.0000 aca; Bteckwatariiy 10 head af livaatach; Dow antic: 1 fomily P0U:BE1MNEV - - ( ( 4,SeclO.T38S,R25E. (A7S444): Thagne Eekerten QUANTITY 4.73 ar-f- l. SOURCE: in. weU 100 IL ta 400 ft. deep. POD: (1) (1) 8 1300 V 0, ftem NE Cor, Bae SO, TSSS, RISE. (38 milae NE af Old LaSal) USE-- Irrigation: from April 1 toOetll, total acreage 1.0000 aca; Stockwatoring: 10 head af livaatack: Domestic: lfoauly FOU: 8E14NE1 4,Sec30,T283IR26E. (A7344Sk Thagua Eakaletn QUANTITY 4.73 ae-ISOURCE: ia. well 100 ft. ta 400 ft. deep. POD (1)0)8 1675 E 738, from NW Cor, Bac 21. T28S, RSSE. (88 milae NE of Old InBel) USE: Irrigation: from April 1 to Oct 81, ( 141 arrvage 1.0000 ace; Bteckwetering: 10 head of Hvaateck; Domeetic lfomify P0U:8W14NWV 4, Sac 11, T286, R2SE. Robert L Morgen, P.E STATE ENGDfEER Pubiiehed May 23 end 30, 1001 in the Ben Juan Record, Monticeilo, Utah. |