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Show THE SAN JUAN RECORD Wednesday, November 22, 2000 - Page up hill while carrying my little brother. 6. If ice are what we eat, then 4. A clean house is a sign of I'm easy, fast, and cheap. a misspent life. Well we finally agree on Ya, so what. It aint easy, all this body of mine is a has after something. Everyone already told me I had a temple... a Buddhist temple, misspent youth, I sure dont but at least he looks happy. 7. A balanced diet is a cookie want to make that mistake again! No siree, lets just have in each hand. Or according to Sergeant fun, like my momma always used to say, nothing more Doug (Hall), two twinkies, a faithful than a dirty house and donut, and snowballs... go ahead ask him, I cant make dirty dishes! I know my kids this up, caught him red handed aint missspenting with Hostess Snowballs and a their youth by smile. Snowballs... come on, no wasting valuable one really eats those do they? time cleaning their Talk about needing help. rooms. And Lori Howdeee, my name is (Maughan) the first Sergeant Hall and I love step to recovery is Hostess Snowballs... I need admitting that you help man... I started out with have a problem... so twinkies, but pretty soon I was dont waste another doing Moon Pies and Pork minute... I am here Rinds... sniffle sniffle... I aint for ya man, you can proud of it man. 8. Thou shalt not weigh more do it... come on well sing Kumbaya and than thy refrigerator. hold hands. Oh for heck sakes, this one is 5. A husband is just too easy... just get a bigger someone who takes refrigerator. 9. Help keep the kitchen clean out the trash and gives the twin... but I clean too much and I need help! 14 Kitchen wisdom follows as you enter a house. Studies have been done on male rats (redundant isnt it... male & rats) that those that cleaned their pen more than once a month suffered a higher nsk of back ache, chronic fatigue I Whewww, makes me want to me a list of some catchy little phrases that could be in your kitchen-kitch- en wisdom as it were. The actual email message is in italics... my commentary Someone each phrase. and don't know who libido. avoid housework like the plague. 3. A messy kitchen is a actually compiled the list, so I decreased cant happy kitchen and this kitchen by Gary Torres give them is delirious. This sounds like a credit but enjoyed them and hope you do too. L iVo husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes. Although technically true, I am almost certain that in fact several husbands hoped to be shot just to end the misery. Every time I do the dishes my I too kind and loving wife the empties always refrigerator of all the pots, pans, and bowls that may have accumulated since the more medical condition to me than just doing the dishes. Isnt delirium like a disordered state of mind with feverish illness and terrifying delusions accompanied by tremors usually brought about by impression he just cleaned the whole house. Okay, you have me here although I am more likely to let everyone know when I do dishes than when I take out heavy drinking? I told my too kind and loving wife every time I did dishes I last Ice Age. She one time found a 6 by 9 casserole dish topped with suffered all the symptoms. saran wrap with one moldy She said, Ya, well your mind green pea in it. Our first is always a little disordered thought was that perhaps it and now that you are down to was an errant science project, just three 32 oz cokes a day the later my teenager's tremors are not near as bad, I w explanation as, was saving and besides if you don't get it... someone might want it for those dishes done, I'll show lunch... lighten up Mom, you feverish buster, now give Geeeeezzz." 2. Housework done properly can kill you. There should be a surgeon general warning by the door me that remote bring Michael W. 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