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Show THE PAGE 20 TECHN1CA PACIFICA THE ZEPHYRJAN-FE- B 1996 E INFORMATION EXPERTS 59 EAST CENTER, MOAB, UTAH 84532 PHONE (801) 2594100 FAX (801) 2594101 here we are, so little time; so much to do. It's December 9,1995. Although this is January's issue, we the hard working staff have to hammer this crap out and get it over to Stiles cause if we don't, he makes this high pitched squeaky noise. I have to be especially careful because I'm on DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION. YEAH, I got the Editor pep talk thing a couple of times after my last outing. It seems that Mr. Stiles feels I spend too much time whining about business. This is where I get confused. Now, does he tell Groene that he spends too much time whining about the environment? Then there's his stuff, I mean that's what I've always admired about it, always so fresh and dear and never a telltale sign of whine. So, then I figured it out, you can only whine about stuff he shares whines for. BUSINESS SUCKS! BuSINeSs suCKS! biz suCKs! BiZ sUcKi! (Editor's Note: ZzzzzzzzJ I'm tell'n ya, it's killing me, I mean, I raised him since he was a pup. I mean if I had even had a due, he'd still be in that rice paddy I pulled him out of in Nam! What is it they say, "watch whose life you save, it may just bite you on the ass"! Who ever said that must've had a run in with Stiles, (wow, that was just him on the phone, he's so strong). I don't know if you noticed it or not but, I get my ISSUES screwed up. For instance, I totally forgot that the last issue was the Christmas issue. Then of course there's all those issues that I comment on that I haven't got a clue about what's realty going on. I figure what's the difference; if it's an issue then obviously people are at odds and the best you can hope for is an opinion. MERRY CHRISTMAS! The weather of late has been unseasonably warm. I mean even the old time crusty koots say they ain't never seen it like this before. It's kinda nice; not a whole lot of stress and strain down at the office, so you can actually get out and enjoy it Plus, you don't have to navigate around all them pesky touristas. Yeah, I guess the good Lord kinda looks after us that way, lets us heal. So, HAPPY NEW YEAR AND CONGRATULATIONS ON ANOTHER REALLY LAME ISSUE FROM FRED ASTAIRE AND THE WHOLE DARN TECHNICA-PACIFIC- A STAFF 1995 RENTAL BIKES FOR SALE Diamondback Vertex TP... $599 Ascent EX.. .$449 Marin Pine Mt $649 Team FRS WTB Phoenix $1000 $1500 a great selection of BMX and other kids bikes for the holidays. Get a free helmet with any bike purchase. We have of our new adult bikes are on sale at drastically reduced pricesl Come check us outl All 497 N MAIN A 259A7882 A 800A$3SAf792 NEVER A LAME HAIRCUT. GUARANTEED |
