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Show | : THE ANONYMOUS KIND THE ZEPHYR/ APRIL-MAY 2006 | OF IDIOT What a ridiculous forecast of the future of Moab. (Return to Moab: 2020 AD, printed about 10 years ago but still available on-line)) Johnson's up on Top couldn't support a runway for a Boeing 737, let alone your vision of an 827. I don't have time to comment on = Co) Meloy ia cdiies all of the unrealistic projections in this story. Tourism, while it will certainly grow to some extent, will only grow so big. Industry is very limited due to location. Oil and other minerals might raise the bar sometime in the future, but not remotely to the scale you describe. ee : 121 EAST 100 SOUTH #108 MOAB, UT 84532 800.635.5280 It sounds to me like you don't like progress. | say bring Wal-Mart in... The good old days were nice, but this is now Top It sounds to me like you don't like progress. I say bring Walmart in. If I have to buy my groceries from an out-of-town company, it may as well be fom a company that doesn't price gouge like City Market. The good old days were nice, but this is now. See you around town. P.S. If your son doesn't know what an orchard is, buy him a better education. EDITOR’S NOTE: Why mustI endure morons like this? I write a futuristic fantasy 10 years ago and this guy says I got my facts wrong. Who KNOWS what the facts will be? They haven’t happened yet! But for the record, I placed the airport on Johnsons-up-on-Top because it was discussed as a possible airport site in the 60s. If this anonymous bonehead represents the REAL future, weTe all in trouble...JS IOR hy Moab *Vigade 4 etarbue s = 10) Starbucks is the only major corporation that doesn't own a piece of Moab. oo oe 9) Their used grounds could cap the tailings pile. 8) Tastes great -- compared to the Colorado River. 7) It'sone establishment that won't need a zoning change. 6) So Cloudrock residents can have a coffee shop matching their tastes. 5) You don"t need to know how to make coffee to work there. 4) First step for a Super Walmart. 3) Because eventually you WILL be assimilated. 2) For assembly line coffee that would make Henry Ford proud. 1) Because everybody needs a Marble Mocha Macchiato -- they just don't know it. Bonus: So we will appreciate and support our locally owned coffee shops CONFIDENTIAL & AFFORDABLE HEALTH CARE YOU CAN TRUSTI ¢ Birth Control * Annual Exams * Pap Tests * Emergency Contraception Blanding Bec ee COUNSELING ENERGY WORK BRUSH OFF LHE ............ 678-2254 Moabiin eG ee IMoabecs =) oon Montezuma Creek ..... Monticello ............ 259-7121 259-0408 651-3241 587-2116 Or call 1-800-230-PLAN and the phone will ring in the health care clinic nearest : DUSTS SHINE’ ou. (a Planned Parenthood ie Association of Utah A Responsible Choice for a Healthier Life. TRANSFORMING www.ppau.org INSPIRING KIRA SCHNEIDER 435.260.1767 50 EAST CENTER ST. (BEHIND THE INFORMATION When you come toa fork in the road, take it. CENTER) Yogi Berra MY GREATEST ADVENTURE??? Meet me at McStiff’s... EDDIE PCSTIFF OS Restaurant -57 S. MAIN in the &j Microbrewery WESTERN PLAZA ...that would be when | dressed up like our LOGO and flew right into the ad border of The Zephyr... there was ink and torn newsprint everywhere... 259-BEER a A= SS - PAGE3I . Ep a ae. WELCOME SPING BREAKERS. ee BIKERS...JEEPERS... THE WHOLE DARN BUNCH OF YOU! |
