| Show bellville billville Bill ville celebrities any celebrities in your town asked the visitor well n e ve got a good snake liar a dozen or more fish liars that are good in their line and a man who never predicted the failure ot the ault cropf that all no s one chap in town who claims he never told a lie the big gest liar ot all I 1 atlanta conati gutlon billings was a judge of uncles Is billings a good judge 0 a cl gara I 1 don t think he la that very rich uncle 0 hie along yesterday afternoon and stopped to speak to bill angst Is his favorite nephew and billings said he noticed that his uncle was an excellent cigar and word it was thea worst smelling stogie that ever came out ot the box in reality extract from letter sent by mr to long absent friend you remember dear old boy the remark I 1 aed to make that it ever I 1 got inar ried it would be to a woman who knew her position and kept it well ive found that woman note the above sketch was not sent with the epistle half holiday all the world to him harry said the wealthy wife as she handed him a roll of the long green do you remember how you used to tell me that I 1 was all the world to you yes replied the husband and 1 meant it too do you doubt it not a bit not a bit but harry cant you get over the idea that the world owes you a living where friendship ceased mrs white what s the trouble between you and mrs green mrs black I 1 let her have her own way too much mrs white why that wouldn t make her angry mrs black indeed it did she wanted to pay tor the ice cream sod and I 1 allowed here to do it detroit tribune lucky thaddeus its a good thing thad deus there now spartacus thaddeusa Thadd eusT who and where why thaddeus of war saw he was such a striking figure that it he were living today to day bed be sure to be mixed up in those labor disturbances tur bances none left to chloroform shall we chloroform the old folks of the next generation 1 asked the sage of if cigarettes an tight lacan keep their present holts on the respective sexes retorted the cohick pohick philosopher there ain t coln to be no old folks in the next generation the cheerful idiot yes said the tired citizen I 1 may say I 1 got my education along practical lines such as it Is in hotels here and there over the country of course I 1 have paid a bieh price for it but it Is worth all I 1 ve paid for it would you call the money paid tor such an education inn asked the cheerful idiot laughing heartily bunville Bug ville fun bug my just see the fine dia mond what a great game we could have it we only had a bat and ball among the officials how do you find business cully inquired the bank cracksman who had boarded the freight at st paul on de bum replied the safe blow er who had got on at milwaukee too much competition on de inside has kilt things louisville courier journal ed tonal chatter ah I 1 began the pen on the report ers desk I 1 am mightier than the sword oh but look at me retorted the editors blue pencil huh of what use are you pray well to make a long story short the game of kings lady clamore Pl amore whispering sub rosa his majesty seems slightly embarrassed over something lord jester ah A royal |
