Show savors of the truth some of the patients here earn as much as a week said the super In of the asylum for the hope lessly insane yoi dont say exclaimed the as toni shed visitor how do they so if by writing comic opera librettos explained the superintendent poor thing nell I 1 wonder what miss Is doing with that translation ot virgil s eneid trying to appear learned eha belle oh no she picked it up in a book store to day and the opening line about arms and the man attract ed her thought it blackmail the showing his treasures here Is a took that cost me 15 the society man you re an easy nark I 1 must say the warmly why I 1 was ready to pay twice that urn for it the society man great catal what sort of a past have you any way puck the homeless milt kind lady Is that your doga homeless holmes yes mum he s me only friend kid lady well why dont you reat him betters he looks halt starved homeless holmes ye see mum ue poor mut has ter eat de kind of grub biks gives me er go hungry so he ion t eat often at the boarding house the intelligent boarder yes we have reached the time of year when mind and body crave lighter nance let us then avoid all thoughts of things that are heavy beav clothing heavy reading heavy food the landlady sponge cake mr emerson the intelligent boarder certainly net barred do you think a rich man a enter the gates of heaven asked the in amate friend no answered mr packer I 1 dont and why nota well tell you A rich man as a general rule owns an automobile and there s no hope tor a murderer taken at her word put down that glass commanded mrs catching her husband in the act of taking a drink of whisky it you drink that never speak to you again as long as I 1 live my dear said he gulping it down heres long life to you his usefulness at an end messenger mr Spot cash there has been a street car accident and mr textile has had his leg cut off just be low the knee great merchant with emotion I 1 am truly sorry to hear it he was our best floorwalker A criticism mrs chamley I 1 suppose you ve sen that new book on what to do until the doctor comes 7 dr gruff yes and I 1 d like to write a companion book to that mrs chamley what would it bea dr gruff dont all crazy citizen what possible excuse did you fellows have for acquitting that i juryman insanity citizen gee the whole twelve of you cleveland leader A sad case blanche I 1 think it Is a mistake to propose by letter clara sometimes I 1 know a man who did it and the girl said yes and I 1 m sure he s been sorry tor it since something in a name first butterfly I 1 wonder how we got our name did we ever have any thing to do with buttera second butterfly oh stop grum bling suppose they had called us oleomargarine fliess out of S guest here I 1 ordered a porter house steak and a fried egg T ou ve only brought the egg where s the waiter under the egg sir A mean advantage he s about the meanest white man I 1 ever met at any rate he successful lie has taken advantage of his op ties ah hig opportunities were email no doubt another proof of his mean nesa quite apparent she you know ludge our charac are different and I 1 dont want to be in his way he yes your honor she Is becu liar and I 1 don t want to interfere judge I 1 understand yo i ask for a divorce out of pure love AN APPL young rt laer so you wont let me your daughter lather no young lawyer then I 1 m to take case to a higher court father do OIT young lawyer im going to ask your wife how it impressed him mrs whittler lowell in disobeying me emerson you were doing wrong and I 1 am punishing you to impress it upon your mind emerson aren t you mistaken mamma in regard to the location ot my minda lite paste I 1 see that the women who claim to possess valuable jewels are having them insured against theft camilla la fleur t care tor that because ashes an actress 7 no why then because nobody would steal them no cause for worry I 1 have a horror of being burled alave who Is your dr dobem then you worry his prescriptions script ions are always fatal chicago ineas A blessing in disguise say old maar I 1 have a terrible thirst pardon me my boy a thirst Is never terrible no alace for ladies in brussels said mr it is necessary or travelers by rail to I 1 pay regular rates on every piece of baggage they earn dear his wile who was getting ready to betait away with seven trunks for a three weeks stay on the coast 0 maine what a bore it must be to have to live in that horri antry they were pleasant too what did that gentleman mean when he asked it byoir environment was pleasant asked the younger sister oh he meant the things which were abound roe while I 1 was in the antry I 1 the older one well julia I 1 nav er heard men arms called by that name before tit bits an excuse see heie the employ er you re entirely too slow when you re out on an errand why don I 1 ait move faster well III tell you replied the bright office boy once when out gave a play I 1 took the part 0 an ol 01 1 an 1 do you 1 now I 1 don t believe t ever got over it shifting his prayer burden A boy of 4 years was saying his evening prayers he was very sleepy but he started in on his customary orl son of considerable length god bleas me an little he said then he yawned drowsily and broke oft abruptly with the rest of them are big enough to pray or them selves gallant mr brala miss 1 Ide just link mr brala I 1 am within ten years of 35 mr can t believe it miss chats sweet of you but it s true mr it anybody else had told me you were 45 I 1 d have said they were five years off anyhow freakish I 1 saw a troupe of educated seals last night won lerm creatures aren t yes but what would you think of a black bass that can inga get out it s a fact I 1 e seen dozens of em in negro minstrel bhawe detroit tribune cause and effect alx de short has 1 een drinking a good deal lately I 1 under stan 1 dix yes hes trying to biown hia grief eluted in love eha dix no his tailor cited to trust him any longer cusp clous friend don t you want your name on history s page millionaire what will it cost and what will she print abo it me it I 1 donta an accommodating friend are you fond of music doctor yes but dont let that interfere with your singing LIKE A POKER GAME v she maisie Is a queen fit to a king and just think how near she came to marrying that old jack i he Is that straight 1 af t she yes she thought he was flush tt t I 1 let it go at that tbt aca i llala ot abc ta n storm ing aggregation stalked into the work shop of the village editor what did you mean by referring to me as a misfit in your write up of the performance last nighta he roared I 1 meant answered the local mold er of opinion that you were entirely tc great for the company you were i with and the heavy villain being a stranger to the ways of the village editors believed him A literary distinction what Is the difference between his tory and fiction 9 well answered the unbelieving person one great difference Is that I 1 fiction frankly owns up to being largely untrue A good mixer johnny pa what Is a good mixer pa A man who can mingle the I 1 mint bf the moneyed classes the ice ot the indifferent and the whisky of the majority into one grand julep A gilded pill suitor fifteen thousand dollar sr A splendid dowry mr Isaac stein but ou know your daughter Is decad edby plain Isaac stein veil den I 1 make it tousand by jove twenty thousand shee not so bad 1001 ins after all but still she s hardly beautiful vat den I 1 make it five tousand collars tol lars my dear mr Isaac stein what wonderful erfil beajay doctor iou are within his rights the judge was your chauffeur guilty in this accident the pre no our honor tho victim ft as run over in entire compu ance with the ordinance beggen meggen dorter braetter BIa etter j not equal |