| Show what attracted him I 1 m a coln to be a arctic explorer announced tommy who was reading about the peary expedition asked pa are you so anxious to find the north polea naw I 1 don t care about that but up in them cold regions its dangerous to wash yer face catching where did he catch his wife any waya he dian didn t she caught him if that s the case he caught a tar tar eha yes and he s been catching it ever since A collection of idiots I 1 want to ask for the hand of your daughter in marriage said the young man you re an idiot I 1 said the irate father I 1 know it but I 1 dian didn t suppose you d object to another one in the family clear the track I 1 see that some of the sioux tribe of indians are buying automobiles getting em cheaper than white buyers could I 1 suppose why soa because they don t need ary honk honk they can furnish the war whoops GOOD ADVICE miss aldone I 1 have refused charley banks kid been you miss I 1 don t believe I 1 would either it I 1 d been you last night I 1 absurd slapped a mosquito on the face how absurd absurd slapping a mosquito on the face you dian didn t let me finish I 1 slapped him on the face of my girl and her father thought it was the smack of a kiss he had heard and he bounced down stairs and chased me a block whom the old man feared say said mrs your father s got to stop his pipe in the pd lor you 11 have to speak to him he won t mind me he ain t afraid me neither re piled well some things got to be done it I 1 gasn wasn t afraid the old man too bad I 1 d get the butler after him philadelphia press the three fiddles and what did you see at the con cert asked the father I 1 saw a man play a little fiddle and another one play a big fiddle said the boy and dont you remember the cello player too suggested the mother who accompanied him oh yes and then another man played a halt grown fiddle his mistake it Is strange that a man like mr braines with so many good ideas as to government should command so little attention in public life yes answered senator sorghum he Is one of the people who out how things ought to be instead of finding out how they are going to be and laying his plans accordingly washington star liable to damages papa that red light out in the street fora it s to warn people that the street Is dangerous do they always set lights out when a street is dangerous 7 not always never heard of em getting any out in wall street de troit tribune her object did you hear that statement mrs tattle is making yes and every word of it la true but I 1 supposed mrs tattle was merely a gossiping romancer well ashes telling the truth this time because she knows it will make more trouble lots of beaux then said the jilted lover am I 1 to understand that I 1 no longer sway your hearte thit s what replied the summer girl for awhile at least my heart will be controlled by a syndicate enjoyed the change he s married all right how can ou tella he has no wife with him I 1 know and see bow happy he is even at this dull summer hotel hot air was he really interested in the boat raced oh intensely apparently how was he betting 7 with his mouth as usual phil adelphia press even he you married me for my money she well what if I 1 did I 1 dian didn t get if isn t that pun rement detroit free press A similar in one respect she occasionally we hear a worn an speak of heaven in about the same tone she would use in speaking of a summer resort he well she has cause tor it that s where we 11 have to go to or suffer from the heat detroit trib une quoting him I 1 was just quoting senator Suga rott as you came up how Is he he says times will be good this fall oh I 1 thought you were quoting his price houston post strike breakers what you did not strike him back when he slapped you in the facea filkins how could I 1 had my um brella in one hand and my gloves in the other translated tor tales from blatter mutually sat arrangement they had been married in due and ancient form geoffrey said the young ale you endowed me with all your world ly goods youa I 1 did answered the young hue band well I 1 hereby give them back to you gwendolen he said you prom ased to obey me did you not I 1 did well dear I 1 hereby solemnly corn mand you to do as you please aereal ter no matter what orders I 1 may give you on that basis they happily ever after reminiscences marle after the honeymoon max dear here is the tree under which you kissed me for the first time max you re always raking up old memories have that tree cut down marle after the tree has been cut down do you remember max dear this Is the very spot where the tree grew tableaux translated for tales from Flie gende flatter fit it fits you argued the modiste but the summer person shrugged her shoulders archly it fits me she said but it fit the exigencies I 1 am 30 years old my time Is short my bathing suit should correspond do ou understand the modiste bowed and went tor her shears puck where he fell down archibald I 1 wll do anything in the world for you dearest helene will you archibald it you would only try me helene then take this col larette to catchen e department store and ex change it tor a size arger I 1 ve lost the slip puck cause of the change the water waa cold when I 1 came in said the thin bather but it feels warm now I 1 suppose it s because I 1 ve got used to it huh uh responded the fat bath r A boston girl just went out and a new orleans girl came in detroit tribune where they were my husband and I 1 read to each oth er every evening now it s just asplen did said mrs newlywed why don t you and your fiance do that when he calls on you gracious replied miss de melr how can you read in the darka nothing doing nell I 1 told him it he dared to kiss me he d be sorry for it belle and was be nell no but I 1 was I 1 was sorry I 1 told him unkind digby I 1 lost my mind when I 1 was sick higby when do you expect it back judge re grocer ten pounds ot flour maam shall I 1 send it tor you mrs no take it with it it isn t too heavy grocer absently make it ae light tor you as I 1 possibly can quite hopeless dear pop wrote the boy from the art school don t send me any more money I 1 have saved halt that which you sent me last month come home wired the old man you 11 never make an artist puck A come back mrs mayhem I 1 m sure I 1 don t know why I 1 ever married a one eyed brute like you mr mayhem I 1 do it I 1 d had twe eyes id have looked further A conversational need money talks said the impudent grafter yes answered the member of the grand jury bat it Is about time there was some sort of a grammar to hold it down to proper discourse his finish hicks he tells me he doean doesn t know what to do he says he s between the devil and the deep sea wicks well I 1 can see where s hes going I 1 know he can t swim t 1 choice of evils singleton just as soon as a woman can manage a man her love begins to cool fedderly Wed derly yes and just as soon as she discovers she can t manage him she begins to make it hot tor him the czars thoughts I 1 wonder what the czar thought when he heard there was dynamite under his apartments 9 I 1 guess he thought he d prefer the ground floor of a house comparatively easy they say mrs blank works her friends for a living I 1 should think she would find it very hard to do she does but you see before that she tried working her relatives detroit free press proof positive dixon I 1 understand our wife Is a strong minded woman hlson you bet she Is why she v can actually write letter without 7 adding a postscript |
