Show 1 object to patrimony mOny look here said the sour faced lady who had answered the person al lour our ad is a fake it distinctly stat d object matrimony well cr er urn um ou see faltered the man nerious nervously ly there was some mistake the printer omitted a word the ad should have read object to patrimony town topics modern mad ma d in a quandary modern maid I 1 wish some advice old ady certainly dear W what hat Is it ita modern maid shall I 1 marry a man whose tastes are tl ti e opposite of mine and quarrel with I 1 im or shall I 1 marry a man whose tastes tates are the same as mine and get tired of hima new york V keelly eel ly one would do 0 she it if I 1 give you one kiss will on be satisfied he yes it if we start now so we can get back home before night boxed they were nere returning from the husi hust arg bee and were there any red ears I 1 asked the friend oh yes responded the girl in the gingham dress I 1 had no ni 0 when pa caught caught that city fellow kissing me the change belef benefited ted him yes said slyman I 1 ve been away for a week down doan at swell beach ah ali I 1 suppose you got a little change for the better there Y you ou bet my hotel bill amounted to and I 1 paid tor for it with a counterfeit 50 note something wrong I 1 now henry sh she e b began egan with set jaw law I 1 must have 50 today to day all right replied her husband here it Is gracious henry she exclaimed suddenly paling what s the mat tera are ou sick apprehension I 1 little edith oh ma when I 1 grow up will I 1 look like that pittsburg telegraph the little woman little girl I 1 want to get a mitten please and charge it to roe me mother shopkeeper A mitten you mean a pair of mittens little girl no jest on y one one that s suitable tor for a boy that s goin to propose an be rejected real sufferers hodrick rodrick they say automobiles are terrible on the nervous system van albert I 1 believe it rodrick but you have no automobile van albert no but I 1 cross the street occasionally what mamma said mother what reason have you for not wanting manting to marry mr the capitalist 7 9 i daughter I 1 dont don t love him mother pshaw I 1 that isn t a reason it 8 the rankest kind of rank non sense lo 10 looking oking ahead a long way what are you crying tor for my boy I 1 ain aln t got nobody to play wid but where are your boy friends dev are all at de reform farm oh ivell ell dont don t cry you 11 see them soon ah ali go long de judge said I 1 be old enough to go dere for two years strenuous life the mother now be careful my son and don dont t work too hard at col lege or you may injure your health the son dont don t worry mother un ducr the new football rules there isn t halt balf so much work required as for merly like its namesake what on earth is the matter with 7 9 he bought a naphtha launch you know and named it after his wife I 1 know but hes he s all cut and bruised and natural result ot of course the thing blew him up royal wit wolsey was saying farewell a long farewell to all my greatness I 1 hope it n not ot a patti farewell added TT ari HI III with enaise humor |