Show sens ble idea he do ou bel eve in long en she sure thing he and why she because a should al low her prospective husband to pose as her ideal as long as possible one object on he I 1 d enjoy wagner s music but for one thing she what Is thata he it s so noisy one can t hear it wisdom of experience say pa queried little johnny nickle what is meant by the tongue of liberty 9 it 11 a term used in referring to ano tongue of a marred woman my son answered the man with a large open faced sigh it works both ways he you ve got to have a pull to get al ead she yes and auve got to have a head to get a pull NO WONDER what did you shoot the dog fora was he mada no but the was who owned him both sides of it get a divorce if ou want to ex claimed the angry husband I 1 can easily get another wife and I 1 ve been on earth long enough to know that one woman is just as good as another if bot better and I 1 coldly replied his better naif have been on earth long enough to know that one man Is just as bad aa another if not worse it reflects action it s simply e the way kit Garling horn Is carrying on with stupid young Sorrel top oh I 1 don t 1 now her father told her that as long as she had anything to do with that fellow her pocket money would be reduced one halt ana its natural that she should try to the crime alt the punishment threw him not t of it draper they tell me your horse brew you t other day crupper nothing of the kind the atory arose from a little event that happened lapp ened while I 1 was out riding it was in the nature of a coincidence at he very moment my horse kicked up its hind feet I 1 dismounted over his lead boston transcript waiting his turn well jack said his chum after rack had proposed to the most popular lri in town is it all righta well said jack ruefully I 1 can that s all what did she saya she said she d file my proposal all the others and consider it ahen she got down to it on the south S de the officer had rolled the hobo over n the street you are a good officer commended he I 1 don t think 0 o replied the officer is he seated himself on the prostrate bobo why not I 1 am on the bum only one kind abandoned doc inquired the jocular invalid modern physicians have stopped bleeding their patients haven t chev have practically discontinued he use of phlebotomy it that s what ou mein replied the medical man time to be suspicious that politician said you were a re man yes answered senator sorghum doubtfully but his idea of a response res le man is one who will respond every ime the campaign collector calls star what he sees what illusions asked the profess has a patient suffering from de ilium he sees lizards snakes policemen md other reptiles promptly an the youthful medical student beat H m to it longman your friend cunningham i a pretty smooth article isn t hea shorten you bet he Is why I 1 ent to his office to borrow 5 last reek and before I 1 could get away he ad borrowed ten from me comparing exper ances yes said the giraffe ive got a bore throat can you imagine any hing than thata j well replied the centipede I 1 lad my feet frostbitten once either that or nothing I 1 hate to say anything about it but your wife s new hat is a ight that s all brigt t dingley she said was a case of either getting that or me like your wife wears extremes in temperature yeast did ou say your friend was n even tempered mana t Crimson beak I 1 should say not chy he gets hot under the collar and bid feet at ta same time moral buas on I 1 don t see how little penniman manages to get many of his tommy rot verses accepted by the magazines it s easy haven t you ever seen that big tough mug be associates with so mucha well he pas the tough a commission to take his poems around to the ed tors and pretend he s dennl iran setti ng a task jack dear I 1 do wish you would get another photo taken how often have I 1 told you I 1 will nota but why nota then thoughtful iv after a pause are ou afraid of being as ed to look pleasant not up to the mark bragg 0 o man can call me a liar with imp mity I 1 d fight him it he was seven feet high quarles I 1 said you were a liar what are ou going to do about ita bragg huh you re not seven feet high sett ng H m R I 1 wonder where I 1 can get the best stock q flotat ons inquired the small speculator with an important air from shakespeare replied the man who knew him his worl s are full of them even the undertaker sorry and so he s deada and he was a very popular man hea yes indeed why even the under taker was sorry to see him go patriot sm johnny studying civil gov rement pa what Is the party in powers father the party in power is corn posed of those patriots who have the offices the party of the appos ton the on party consists ot those patriots who want the offices run into debt did you get your bill from dr price price ieta no but I 1 think he s going to let me off easy why do ou think eoa he ed me and I 1 told him how much money I 1 had in bank which leads me to believe that he s going to be satisfied with that one on there was one on said the enthusiastic fisherman when we turned the tables when was thata when the whale that swallowed jonah had to return and tell his in credulous associates bow he caught a remarkably big man but let him get away almost huntle yes I 1 ve got back from he avalne valne woods alcum did ou get any moose or d d ou see anya huntley well I 1 saw several va moose after I 1 shot moose after I 1 shot catholic standard and times W II 11 ng to helo some I 1 m go ng to try and prove that excessive drink will weaken a man a mental faculties help you good howa you furnish the excessive drinks and be the horrible example an expert op nion do you think that perpetual motion will ever become known to the world 9 no answered the engineer if anybody should discover perpetual motion he would be so afraid of being sent to an insane asylum that he would keep it a profound secret just a fa nt rem ader what s the matter mr crabber asked mrs starved the way you sip your soup and stare up at the ceil ing in that faraway manner it would seem it reminds you of something yes replied the sarcastic boarder it rem ads me of soup faintly not interested in the matter upton D d ou ever wonder how it is that man should live after earb while a dog with substantially the same physical organism should nota downing can t say I 1 ever did fact is I 1 don t consider it any of my business boston transcript H little red riding hood had just met the wolf let s go and get a soda said the wolf and having thus tempted der beyond all resisting the wolf but the story is an old one A FAMILY FAILING he I 1 see by the paper that a girl has aust awakened who was asleep i davs she she must be a sister of our cook s just how it happened fisher where did ou get that black eyed hunter well it was this way 1 told skinner he was a liar and he haan hadn t a word to say in reply that s all boston transcript A better wish thirsty tanks gee yer like ter have a glass beera parched peters naw I 1 d rother have a glass ot ale dere wouldn t be no room wasted wid troth den homeopath dose the pessimist I 1 should think that boiler factory opposite your bouse would drive you to distraction the optimist oh we dont mind a little thin like that got a baby at the tooth cutting age time to make a stop you ran over that chap are you going to stopa yes just as soon as we reach a repair shop I 1 heard something break when we hit him life profess onal courtes es the doctor you certainly handled me very gently during the cross exam laithon the lawyer yes you see I 1 kaw how soon you might have me up for a postmortem examination bet H m a tough task farmer s wife why have you left that piece of teak I 1 sent aa for youa tramp indignantly I 1 ask for worl ma am I 1 asked for some thing to eat illustrated bits proof of an engagement ida I 1 th she must expect to marry jack in the near future she has told me to economize may G ris often do that ida yes but she has told him to top bringing her candy how it happened she did I 1 understand you it aay that prof grays death was du to absent mindedness 9 he yes he wet to sleep ono night and forgot to wake up |