Show i Page 4 — The Herald Journal Logan Utah Sunday July 4 1999 Obituaries grandchildren Nathan Marcus E Andrew and Crystal Cazier and Afy Kay Harmon He is also survived by two sisters Dolores Scothem Lay-to- n Donna Deakin Brigham City Lynn Newman Harris one brother Alton Harmon M Ogden Utah Graveside services will be at 1 1 July 6 1999 at the Brigham City Cemetery for family and close friends Military honors will be accorded by VFW Post 1695 A celebration of his life will be held at his home following the am Tuesday US He Army during the Vietnam War was born May 3 1947 in Utah Logan service In lieu of flowers please make a contribution in his name to the Arthritis Foundation at 448 E 400 South Salt Lake City UT 841 1 1 Local funeral directors are Myers Morluary Brigham City to Newman and Mourine Anderson Harris He married Karen Pingree on Aug 14 1970 in Logan Surviving are his wife Karen Harris: one daughter Angie Harris and one son Steven Harris all of Layton He is also survived by one Death notice brother Dale Anderson and one sister Carol Ann Larsen He was preceded in death by his parents and sister Joan Funeral services will be am Tuesday July 6 at the County Golf Course (putting area) 1074 Nicholls Road at Utah — Eldon J Sorensen 73 died Saturday July 3 1999 at Logan Regional HospiMENDON 11 Davis tal green Fruit Funeral services will be at noon Tuesday July 6 in the Mendon LDS Ward Chapel A viewing will be from 6 to 8 pm Monday July 5 at the Alien-Ha- ll Mortuary 34 E Center St Logan and from 10:30 to 11:30 am Tuesday at the church A complete obituary will appear in a later edition of The Herald Journal Heights Utah Interment will be in the Ogden Cemetery where military honors will be accorded Earl Wendell Harmon BRIGHAM - Earl CITYUtah Wendell Harmon by of Brigham City died peacefully on July 1 1999 He was born Dec 21 1926 in 30-fo- ot Sylvia Harmon He graduated from Box Elder High School and Utah State University He served in the US Navy during World War II and received an honorable discharge He retired from Union Pacific Railroad in 1986 -- Barry for president or maybe senator Morluary By Dave Barry The Miami Herald you would sometimes discover when you got home that you were wearing somebody else's underwear So I know what New York needs: It needs for everybody to wear deodorant If I were elected senator I would introduce a law requiring specially trained Armpit Police to patrol the subways armed with fire extinguishers full of Right Guard Also I favor the death penalty for Donald Trump Mrs F since I declared my candidacy for president of the The price for obituaries and cards of thanks is $4 per column inch Obituaries are measured columns wide by inches deep including photographs All obituaries must be placed by a mortuary or in person by someone authorized to make Ward Utah to Earl and balloon replica of the Statue of Liberty head as it is raised at Seattle's Gas Works Passersby walk past a Park on Friday The replica will remain atop a hill at the park through the annual Independence Day celebrations there which are scheduled to include the longest fireworks display in its 1 1 year history on July 4 liberty Obituary policy College United States concerned citizens have been asking me: “Dave why don’t you also run for US Senator from New York?" high-pressu- re This is tempting I live in Florida payment or arrange billing There is no charge for death notices placed by a mortuary Clinton has not even very lax residency 752-212- Lightning strike hits air travel in Northeast A lightning strike at an air traf- control center on the eve of the holiday weekend delayed flights across the Northeast for hours and tangled travel plans for thousands of passengers The strike at 3:40 pm Friday at the Air Route Traffic Control Center in Nashua NH affected inhound and outgoing traffic at dozens of airports across New Fngland said Arlene Salac a Federal Aviation Administration spokeswoman I’lanes hound for Europe from Kennedy International Airport in New York were also delayed unre-touch- flights at altitudes of more than 14000 feet which includes most s s Hpralrt Tnnmnl null Wu'vYt USPS I’ul'h'lkil 'wiv ai'mity MiHhli In llmxiph (klie Valla I ihLh and Saturday and Sunday nuxinn luNidnitp IIC iryan t'lah X412WMX7 2121 74iKrccixmi275-in2- i K'k'iWk-iJi7- : 4X7 IViHtlkaU ISntapi' 1’akl ¥ lian l'lah lliikv k Smith Puhlishcr-lnmilh- f hjncnvcimi Ukiilo MlC'iiIIiiiii Managing hjiwwvciiiii CmkIi I iiltnn Business MaiujmTulliNiS hjnew viiun Kkk (i MallaivAiluTtising Dini'iur - 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This is 1999! Who CARES what these two consenting adults did in private hack in 1997! It's ancient history! st Dave Barry is a humor columnist (or the Miami Herald Write to him co Tropic ' Magazine The Miami Herald One Herald Plaza Miami FL 33132 NO EXCUSE jfo FOR ABUSE Call 1 For 00-897-LINK Fruu ConMunM huK wHh domuulic vntoncu s Monday 830urn - Friduy -- 500pm I I OFF ANY NEW MATERIALS 10 -- -- THIS DAY I ONLY 'Sr CUSTOM FENCE Since 1960 2045 N MAIN LOGAN 752-737- Ruinm -H-- Movies local News & local Sports email to Journal staff online searchable Classifieds : - stop wallowing in the gutter and talk about the ISSUES dam it! I would say based on reading my mail that the No 1 issue among voters right now is these annoying stickers that Evil Crazed Marketing Nazis have stuck on to every single piece of fruit in the world Why are they putting them on there? What if we forget to peel them off and we eat them and develop intestinal stickers? What's next? Are we going to start seeing stickers on individual grapes? On potato chips? A tiny sticker on each grain of rice? You can rest assured that if I were the president I would make it my business to find out who is perpetrating this outrage against the American people so I could confront them and demand that they give me a large campaign contribution in exchange for not taking action That is the kind of “hands-on- " v president (or if you live in New -- York Stale senator) I want to be for you: The kind of president or senator who is not afraid to tell the special-interegroups exactwith their do can what they ly large unmarked bills If you'd like complete details on where 1 stand on this or any other issue please contact my press secretary Maybe fax him a hacksaw THERE'S uffetittom y The American public wants to 30 Years of Excess Inventory & Used Equipment To Be Sold Weather 1 name-recogniti- JULY 5 J tv er I y AutM cr Gore continuing his effort to “loosen up" his stiff image recently had both of his feet tattooed to look like wingtips On the Republican side the clear WILL BE ? t ® IMPLEMENT I I I I I I s SI2S Vie 5MITHFIELP I I I 241 - 820 Mol nil Nxlli I’D Buy i laii cd About Cache The Nashua center controls Meanwhile the presidential MEN- front-runnis Geoige W Bush who has capitalized on the huge advantage he enjoys as the son of a respected and admired former president Gerald Ford But Bush could be hurt by the persistent tales of his wild youth: one rumor which I will not dignify by repeating is that there is a photograph floating ently New York has (Tamara) Harmon five fic lawyer So when the press wants to ask me some pesky trick question such as what my opinion is I can just say: “You'll have to ask my press secretary about that" Then they'll have to figure out how to reach Vinny Their best bet would be tunneling such that anybody who has ever — featuring an actual changed planes al LaGuardia AirExhibit for can run senator photograph of me port A of course is first lady Hillary apparently looking directly at Monica Lewinsky's butt but I “Rod" M Clinton who recently an intense lifelong also now have an official press developed commercial jetliners commitment to New York which secretary His name is Vincent After the strike the center she demonstrated by putting on a “Vinny" Sctala and if I had to Yankees hat and declaring that summarize in once sentence the immediately switched to a backshe has been “a huge Yankees fan reason I selected him that senup system that allows controllers to continue tracking planes hut at ever since they won the 19S7 tence would be: “He's in jail" I am not making this up Back reduced speeds There was no fire Super Bowl" and no one was injured Salac That is a strong credential but in January when I first talked I have a stronger one: I was actusaid about running for president Vinny sent me a letter from But (he problem led the delay ally bom and raised in Armonk of many flights headed to New NY and after college I worked Halawa Prison in Aica Hawaii in New York City for two years offering to he my vice president England and the grounding of I had to turn him down for that I commuted on subwhich during outbound flights in Providence because the vice presiestimated cars an position way containing Conn Boston Hartford RI is to attend funerals for dent's 17 million other New Yorkers job Warwick RI Manchester NH heads of stale and Vinny so that foreign packed tightly together Portland Maine and elsewhere At Bradley International Airport in Windsor Locks Conn the dozen departures scheduled for late afternoon — one of the MONDAY busiest times of the day — were A pancake breakfast for Troop 314 is from 7:30 to 10:30 am grounded by the malfunction airMonday at 330 E 800 North Logan The cost is $3 adults or $13 for a port manager Jack Chmura said family but appar- For more information call The 1 Herald Journal The Associated Press directly to anybody but his race has been heating up On the Democratic side front-ninnAl Wendell married Joyce Stokes By would be limited to funerals held inside Halawa Prison But Vinny makes a perfect press secretary because he's not allowed to talk TIONED these issues So if New York wants to elect me as senator Tine but I am not giving up my presidential campaign which is starting to look highly professional Not only do I have an official Web site — on Nov 29 1952 They have two children Renee (Steve) Cazier and E Alien-Ha- ll AP photo Inflated Arrangements are being handled 72 Scott J Sorensen Eldon ' - 9 s ' '1 “ 3 H--HHH-H-I- www hinewslcom |