Show Pago Fmt TIR Ori’s "Chrome Barge1 Runs Out of Gas Last Sunday night Geno Ori’s "Chrome Car” ran out of petrol enroute home from six-ho- ur of pool Upon starting the Journey home the two lovers and the pool shark noticed that the gas stations were Sniffing around the campus this week my newsy nose was trying to uncover something luke warm to put in this “sdumn” column So I approached several students with the queery query: “What’s new?” The lazy answers were all negative "Nothin' ever happens around this dead place” But it does The campus is buzz closed Nemo after having his foot sucked into the carburetor decided that the gas tank contained only gas vapor Unable to push the car to the Junction which was a “short" putt of five miles the three were obliged to hoof it Arriving at the Junction they were again forced to walk another five or six miles before cathing a ride home because they had over looked a little matter of a container in which to take the gas back to the car As a result of this adventure Ghiradelli wanders around saying to himself “Eight in the side pocket spot the fifteen” You will also find a piece of chalk in his left hand “gal-anteer- s” SAVOY Barber Shop HOW TO LOSE FRIENDS UNINFLUBNCE PEOPLE Having nothing better to do the Cynic again takes up her “stiletto Scripto” to needle as colorful a group of Damon Runyon characters as has ever been assembled under one by-liHAIL CAESAR ROMERO TRUJILLO The Cynic really admires A1 Trujillo himself a superior student of the school of cynicism The “chuckling chemist” has a priceless philosophy on life and love: life is just one fool thing after another— love is just two fool things after each other Love is also defined as softening of the hoartcries And poat tcript: the honeymoon is definitely over when the “ bitter half” stops picking up hubby’s clothes and Just picks his ne pockets SEX O’CLOCK AND — Good Haircuts — ALL’S WELL Larry “Speedy" Gonzales is one who believes in polygamy in spite of Pat Dunn's repeated warnings Newest Innovation — that it's against the Bible Guess he never head the scripture “Man Tab Ties -Cannot Serve Two Masters” BODY AND SOLE BOYACK’S Man have you cats dug those “golf" socks Sam Columbo's been sporting lately? Eighteen holes TIIE 8MARTEST OF ALECS M So who's been spreading it 6EAUIBRUMMELL1 around that tarry Regis is a ANOJHEBEAU brain? What brain ever though that French provincial houses arc made of plaster of Paris? PHYSICS PIIOOEYl Ilal Moore just don't care for CALLING ALL MEN I the Cynic any more not since she You should do something about asked if nitrates were cheaper this! rates than Did you know that this is the OVCIIday AND DOUBLE OUCII1 150th anniversary of your long to that sardonic J N According pants? Washburn a man is just Dave you ever wondered what one more horrible BEAU look If would like example of unyou BRUMMEL had not shocked Lon- skilled labor don society by walking into the BACK TO TRADITIONAL Prince of Wales ballroom wearStubby Petersen was rather ening the first pair of “stove-pip- e thusiastic about progressive eduinexpressibles?’ And you lucky girls! Contem- cation until she asked this question— “What did Paul Revere say plate the horrors of constantly at the end of his famous ride?”— looking at those exposed bony male legs rising like pipe stems in a test and got this answer— all about you! Those long trous- “Whoa!” ers hide a multitude of sins and $150 Q M self-ma- While BEAU BRUMMEL wu turning over in his grave every time a man put on a pair of Bermuda shorts Metro decided to produce a movie about his life and It stars Stewart Granger who Is a pretty good specimen to hang clothes on In any picture and Elisabeth Taylor 36M 19 32 also a pretty good specimen are Peter Ustinov the Nero of Quo Vadis and Robert Morley as England's mad Monarch George m That’s the picture and It starts Sunday at the Price Theatre ing with activity “The Messiah” the band assembly the and college plays are some of the more important activities But other things are happening too Allan Jacob’s pink paper is getting a more than casual glance Beware of the “White Coat Gang"! They’re getting stronger Mr Merrill's traditional hemorrhage story was given an extra punch this year in second-perio- d physiology When he came to the climax (you know the story: “The cannon blew the guy's arm off and the doctor put his finger in the artcric”) A faint moan was heard as a tender soul slid limply to the floor The manager of the Price Theater didn’t expect a big crowd last Friday night even though he was showing Jerry Lewis' latest comedy However one popular Carbon-it- e found the movie more enticing than the Preference Ball Who? man of Why the course! Seems that five minutes between classes isn't nearly long enough for some students Especially those who are trading they’re shiny silver for these new king-siz- e weeds Based on all the cigarette butts at the building entrances I have three suggestions: 1 Go back to smokcoffin-nai2 ing regular-siz- e Lengthen the span between classes to ten minutes 3 Start chewing them instead At the Preference Ball the other night every girl was putting her best foot forward And some of those feet were rather surprising for a formal dance Being nothing of a fashion critic myself I had to ask “What’s happening to women’s shoes?” When Sharon “Candy Stripes" Shiner waltzed by the bandstand in her striped sandals there was a simultaneous startled note from the members of the band Lynne Mills might have mistak- high-scho- ol well-kno- Dragerton This unpreventable mishap was preceded by Nemo and Geno accompanied by two fine feminine specimens taking a short Jaunt around the whole East Carbon area while their pal Ghiradelli session was engaged in a Friday December 10 1954 CARBONICLE de Price Tire & Rubber Co 17 North 1st West Home of the SURBURBAN ag TREAD $995 and up ALL WORK GUARANTEED! Alvin R Duke most-preferr- ed half-smok- ed ls red-and-wh- ite Boysl — Girls! SEE TOYLAND — at — L & A DRUG Helper through the Tulips” for her bright pink toes blossomed in a blissful bouquet of posies The most sriking change in foot fashion was noted when the band struck up “Stompin’ at the Savoy” Carollyn Hamilton stomped around the loop with her tootsies bare See “THE SWAGGER” TOPCOAT — $3950 BOYACK’S Your Hit Parade ON 1 2 t3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 RECORDS AND SHEET MUSIC Mister Sandman Count Your Blessings Instead of Sheep This Ole House If I Give My Heart To You I Need You Now Teach Me Tonight Papa Loves Mambo Hold My Hand Muskrat Ramble It’s A Woman's World Whither Thou Goest Smile Little Shoemaker Sisters Mama Doll Naughty Lady Hajji Baba I'll Walk with God Hey There Skokiaan Christmas Special Genuine Thom's Swiss MUSIC BOX One-Thi- rd Off A Distinctively Different Gift! Priced from $400 UKELELES — GUITARS ACCORDIONS BAND INSTRUMENTS PIANOS HAMMOND ORGANS Price Trading Co MUSIC DEPARTMENT Lincoln Lake Mir Price Utah Phone 33 |