| Show 4 voice culture I 1 like the looks cf this bird what Is it worth only so 0 o ma am and its it s cheap lor for that parrot lie ile learned to talk by the new method what s that by making him usten listen to a phonograph does he talk like a phonograph exactly ma am I 1 am glad you told me show me some other bird A prize for AH all 0 Braggs by why do you call marriage a lottery there are no blanks blank every one draws a prize baggsby that s so but most ot them are booby prizes logically the dressmakers say the high heeled shoe must go that s all right but they say the waist has got to go too why Is that well the waist and the high heeled shoe generally ene rally go er as things go dont don t they and it if they go together together they ought to go t they Y yes I 1 purpose so but that makes my head ache good soul thes s a mosquito on the back of your hand I 1 know it why don t you crush it I 1 will presently I 1 am waiting till it gets its stinger all the way in what s that for I 1 want the poor thing to die happy five dollars please inquirer but bow how can the issuing of an injunction against a barking dog stop his barking I 1 igal luminary in this way the dog presumably will disregard the injunction this makes the animal guilty of cont contempt ampt of court and you can shoot a dog tor for contempt of court over the rail did you have a pleasant voyage not remarkably the weather was stormy but you never wearied of looking at the boundless ocean did you well if it was rather er monotonous to have to be looking down oa on it all the time A hopeless case I 1 C visitor to asylum rather a bad case ism t it what brought him here attendant well they say his wife once made him go shopping with her sir too late why esmeralda are you crazy you turned your back on col wel and he was just beginning to be interested in voul vou why should I 1 encourage him mamma mammal 9 I 1 heard you say the other day he was worth only a million A year child A year A pessimistic view she do vou ou beleve bel eve the microbes said to be in kisses hisses ever develop into anything dangerous 7 he ile im lin afraid they do at least ive I 1 ve been told that marriage Is often the result turned the tables erml they say that athletic young girl married a struggling young man ida les be was wat tris int out in the br bra bral al er when sl e readied him |