Eureka Reporter | 1903-10-30 | Page 3 | Wit and Wisdom

WIT AND WISDOM A woman s firca fir glanco glance at a dudu settles the question of h s character two atry good people would bore one another to death A man and wife should bf contrasts alimony Is only two letters hort short on matrimony but two to letters hive been lound found to be long on alimony A col licky baby Is not mot the only thing that will keep one awake at night might but it s bad enough goodness knows A man Is faithful to a nornan only through his se lIshness it if he loves her it is for his own sal e and through bis his fear of losing her that he is true the theatrical angel is the fellow who either pilots himself to ruin or the g rl to the devil once in a great while he slips his trolley and bumps into a success A woman s antu eions should alv ays guard her the woman who plunges into love Is more apt to be happy than the woman nho ho argues herself or Is argued into a love affair A woman s I 1 e ity lity Is her first claim it if she adds to beauty wit and gra piousness Clous cious ness men mart marel el to hear a woman u cleverness clev einess praised is proof tuat she Is unattractive personally T to hear both her beauty and wit praised stamps her as perfect kate thyson warr