Eureka Reporter | 1903-07-24 | Page 5 | The Man and the Dog

THE MAN AND THE DOG how former got gloriously even for latter s bad behavior do unto others as they do unto you might well be the heading of this true tale two men and a dog are the characters therein man number one being unable to sleep for three entire nights owing to the constant barking of the dog afo aforesaid 1 regald got up and ar rayed himself at 4 in the morning and hied him to his neighbor neighbors a front door there he kept his nis thumb on the elec trie bell until the dismayed servant appeared i I 1 wish to see mr W why sure he s in bed at this hour sir I 1 in corry but I 1 must see him t now he ain sin t ter get up at thia this time ter see nobody well I 1 intend to stay here and ring this bell until he does see me and you can go and tell him that after an ominous interval mr W descended almost speechless with wrath what do you mean by bistu disturbing abing me in this manner it s the most outrageous yes that a bilat what j I 1 think and I 1 elm ply called to warn you that as long as your dog keeps me awake every night i I 1 I 1 shall come and ring this bell for if I 1 can caff t sleep you certainly shall not good morning