Eureka Reporter | 1903-04-03 | Page 6 | Lost Whiskers on Ping Pong

lost wh on an P ng pong until a few days ago E W den nis of sioux C ty prided himself upon having finer whiskers than any man of his acquaintance in an evil mo ment he began playing ping pong with a charming young woman who chaff chaffed ed him into betting his beautiful hirsute adornment against hei bet fluttering heart he is a araci player but the girl proved to be his superior and she ruthlessly demanded her pound of whiskers in sp te of his all but tear tul ful pleadings she cut off the flowing silly sill beard strands of which tied in bows boas of ribbon she distributed among her friends there is a vague rumor that dennis contemplates going to alaska to escape the raillery of ac quain