Show ii i A serious problem sh a great question said Flut and he sat down midway of the stairs to consider it snapped his wife who was waiting at the I 1 ead to explain it was wab aa 3 a in there sh two of you up chere problem is have I 1 been taking too many or huh marlyin too many wives washington ashington A times cometh ng wrong maria said old growells don t I 1 allow you enough pin yes dear replied the other halt of the sketch my allowance ia is ample then why is it continued grow ells that I 1 can never find a p n about the place when I 1 happen to want one foot and mouth D sease look at tl ti e way baby s work ng his mouth exclaim el 1 mrs airs newman now he proposes to put his foot in it H m replied her husband grump lly fly hereditary that s what I 1 did when I 1 proposed VERY EF ty unfortunate UN FORTU NATE o 0 jr I 1 31 I 1 AV vp ca z 05 4 0 a C 90 acu c 0 J I 1 put a piece of ng cake under my pillow to dream on and my little brother exchanged it for limburger cheese well what happened 7 9 I 1 dreamed that I 1 was buried alive all in use it was a I 1 atle colored town in the far south why are all the barber shops closed asked the puzzled stranger Is it a holidays 7 9 kind of a holi lay replied an old darky dey s a is cakewalk going on in de town hall en all de razors are in use just L ke russell sor said the old apple worn wom an thim apples is two fur 5 cents sor give me three for five said the old man and take them well 0 well an how comes it ye re way over here go so far away from wall street mr air sage philadelphia press new cons derat ons so you are not concerning your self about the ratio between gold and silver N iso 0 answered the rural voter what I 1 want to see now ia is some nite and satisfactory relationship between a five dollar bill and a ton of 0 coal or two bits and a pound of beet beef fore agn crit c rodrice that was a funny corn com ment the frenchman made on south dakota van albert indeed rodrick yes he said there were so many grass widows 0 it there the state 1001 ed like an asparagus bed welcome S T iese are th da das s said the jan aitor philosopher when a man rather hov a coal cart in front of his bouse than a 10 automobile A fr endly suggest on joe I 1 im m if if rai rail I 1 miss aliss milverton bil verton does n t look with favor on my suit fred then it its s up to I 1 ou to patron ize some other tailor sh n ng examples why did the manager refuse to al low bald headed men in the front row asked the ragtime soubrette their shiny pates refracted the rays of the calcium light from ane stage answered the sweet singer matter of will smiles will power is a great thing now I 1 have sufficient will tower to either keep on drinking or stop giles yes ive I 1 ve noticed that every time you see a saloon y i stop 4 1 VERY QUICK 0 7 newsboy extry extry all bout de terrible explosion country as a ter rifle noise is heard what s that noise boy newsboy dat de explosion here de extry all about it contributing to archaeology master ot of ceremonies it it possible po to lift the cornerstone again master mason I 1 am afraid not sir why master of ceremonies 1 I left my hat bat in the receptacle with the record records 4 master mason never mind sir it will be of infinite use to the future historian hl borlan the winner 1 I played an interesting game ot et cards with helen last night what kind of a hand band did yoa you hold pink you mean red who ever heard ct gt pink cards I 1 in not speaking of cards this was helen helens s hand band balancing the account mary Is so dreadfully made up I 1 should think she d be afraid that mr Swa sherly mould find it out oh her conscience Is perfectly easy she discovered the other day that the pearls he sent her are alev all artificial looking ahead what will you do for your supporters it if you are elected 9 oh answered the easy and at fable politician III start right la in and promise them something hand some it if they 11 elect me for a second term erm strength needed I 1 don t see officers in the my army should be required to be st strong they hey don t have to do any hf lifting ting no but they have to carry so many medals INGENIOUS I 1 ro v zon NA mother your father has had the cuckoo clock fixed so that at 11 0 clock it t stops crying cuckoo daughter what does it do then mother it says good night the weigh of it hix the total coal output of this country dually exceeds 1000 tons an dix that Is the output of the mines the output of the retail deal ers exceeds 2 tons his location I 1 thin think charlie is juet just about right well I 1 don t know if he thinks he s going to marry miss I 1 should judge that he s just about left the slow wooer I 1 notice said the slow wooer that the extreme cold weather has been fatal to a great many sheep I 1 should think said the girl her patience being about exhausted that you would be afraid to venture out state of matrimony why does he always refer to him hi divorce proceedings ae as utah extra papers because they will remove him from a state of matrimony |