Show rr "7- - r“ "T 5 if jt mJmm ?A yi i - i - m : That's a gfcf under the paint Maudie Flipped 24 Clown Colgraduate of the circus-ru-n lege in Venice Fla She’s also the niece of the late character actor Jay Flippen Tve always wanted to do something in show business she says “My unde was my idoL While Maudie was serving in the Woman's Air Force “Flip (her nickname) joinedan amateur theatrical group and found she and downing The girl liked make-u-p from Westland City Midh is something of a nuity “I haven't heard of a female down in 20 yean —and they is the first female - were always wives of performers says Maudie’s boss Bill Ballantine Ringling Brothers and Baraum and Bailey's down chief “Shell be on the receiving end of thrown water and custard pies just like the guys" (No Maudie doesn’t mind— she learned to take it in college) The United States is the world's largest manufacture! of automobiles It may also be the world's largest of cars More motor vehicles are junked each year than are in use in Greece India Norway Spain Denmark Turkey Finland brad Poland and Panama all together dis-card- A er Stroking fondling bathing powdering hugging are the ways an infant understands love according to a Los Angeles psychologist “Meaningful sensory stimulation must pass almost exclusively across the skin" says Dr Sidney Cohen In the first few months of life these touching activities “constitute the sole means of communicating love and security a need as great or even more important than the feeding process g and future emovital to the tional growth of an infant” (That spare the rod and spoil the child stuff comes well-bein- later) salesman was trying to sell a new car to a prospect “This car is so fast” he declared “that if you left here at eight o'clock in the evening you'd be in Chicago by four in the morning” “HI think it over said the prospect and left Next day he returned and said “Look I don't want your car I lay in bed all night racking my brains and I can't flunk of any reason why I should be in Chicago at four o'clock in the —Lane Otinghouse morning” I I z z: rs ' “ ? v ty ' f' rf $e “ vk ' '0: - ferfl ?ri a ANNIVERSARIES: 26 yean ago Monday Franklin D Roosevdt died at Warm Springs Ga Abraham Lincoln was assassinated 106 yean ago Wednes- s h 4 ’ j- - : &' i "V ik " ' v ’if 'f: 4 u s- - r ? 7- - 0 f £ t 5? i day The Titanic sank with 1500 talities 59 yean ago Thursday Vi ! f S W- rjp V 4 5 SF y XA' f 'yc —7 - T i - i ASSAF DAYAN WITH WIFE ARONA "Father is the reel star" Moshe Dayan Israel’s hero of the Six Day War has a son who is also hero and heartthrob to millions of fans Assaf Dayan romantic film star has eight movies to his credit including the American-mad- e “A Walk with Love and Death” and “Promise at Dawn” with Melina Mercouri “My father is the real star” Assaf protests Tm not in the fa' THIS WEEK’S BIRTHDAYS: Ethel Kennedy 43 today Harold Stassen 64 Tuesday Rod Steiger 46 Wednesday Charlie Chaplin 82 Friday Iew Akin-do- r 24 Friday Nikita Khrushchev 77 4 Saturday BIRTHDAY Rod Steiger PEOPLE: Ethel Kennedy end LITTLE E&HLY old “No you're a friend but not a relation Why do you ask?” “Well yesterday” said the boy “the mailman delivered a letter marked 'Occupant to Harry's house Then he delivered one marked Occupant' to our house So l thought we had the came A week after the robbery a young wife crllH the police to report that valuable items were miss- several very ing The investigating officer asked “Why did you wait a week? When you found all your bureau drawers pulled out and clothing scattered around didn't you suspect a burglar had done it?” “Why no Officer” she replied “I just thought my husband had been look- ing fm a dean shirt” —Dorothea Kent Is tike a vacuum The meal-dres- s cleaner They pick up a lot of dirt and men just aren’t interested in them — James E Harrison —Frank Hughes Most pop music sounds as if its apart at the themes — Edith Ogutsch Secure Feeling Civic leaders to a man Dave recently commenced to fell ns Crime la evil and how much They all abhor it Golly fellows thanks for saying Crime’s what you’re AGAINST (Although we never thought that You’d announce that you were for It) — Tavy Stone ' “ don’t mind going to school— its that long wait until quitting time that getr± to met!" Family Weekly April 11 1971 & i a s "f 3 Nikita Khrushchev patents last name” :£ DATES: Today is Easter Tuesday American Society of Newspaper Editors meets in Washington Thursday is the deadline for filing 1970 income tax T&g “ V v S v 7J ' six-year-- A homo for fungus diseases Where leafspot and mildew show one That whoever thinks a rose is a rose Das never endeavored to grow one — Susanna Douglas fast-talki- ng anti-aircr- aft “Am I related to Harry the little boy next door?” a asked his A rose la a nest for insects An incubator for mites A filling station for aphis And similar parasites A At'' same league with him Fm not capable of being a war hero myself Fm not very brave” Brave or not the film star did serve with an unit during the 1967 war baby can’t get too much love A Roso Grows Starting from scratch is easier when —Dan Bennett yoitve got some r MMh Above the Montana border up in Alberta Canada there's a river which just keeps rolling along Although far from the American Southland —and no Jdn to the Mississippi River—its official name is Oldman River And in the interests of equality— Ontario Canada is the locale of Old Woman River MEW CLOWN s S3 |