Show Logo Utah HELEN HELP US! by Helen Bottel YOUTH ASKED This FOR IT! to kiss my boy friend good night is for yoing as I’m constantly their problems and down his back column breathing people Pleasures their troubles and My doctor won't operate as he As with the rest of Helen says it would be destroying the Help Us! It welcomes laughs but eighth wonder of the world won't dodge a serious question What do you suggest? — with a bnuboff HOSENOSE Send your teenage questions to YOUTH ASKED FOR IT care of Dear Hosenose: Helen Help Us! this newspaper Watch out for postnasal drip fra HOAXES MAINLY -- H ip back rooms or at adult book stores but (the very very kind) still don't make it on open displays especially in skin-pi- x YOUR small town! Better luck next time kids — H Dear Helen: You've said that a majority of adults don’t put teens down just because they're teens— it only seems so because the nasty mean suspicious types make the biggest impression Well I sure get a lot of this “Hurry it up kid” stuff when I’m in stores Sometimes after you've had a good day at school you feel great like doing something nice for someone so you smile and say “Hi" to the first person you see on the street What do you get in return? “Rotten smart-alec-k kid — probably on dope!” How about THIS” — UNPRINTABLE And here’s another one: Dear Helen: Dear Helen: Have you had a old Our mother is a ood hoaxes KARL widow She has nothing to do lately? Please print with men though they call her Dear Karl: constantly The Great New Jersey Hoaxer Until two years ago she gave up about a year ago and worked as a model but lost her since then I haven’t received Job My late father's brother many outstanding contributions offered her a contract to pose nude in a cheap little sex printable ones that is How’s this? magazine he publishes Mother refused for a long time but finally accepted She Dear Helen: I have a terrible problem hates it but says it's the only way KEKI When I was two my brother she can afford to bring up her Dear Keri: heaved me over the banister and daughters How about conducting an It’s Just ui bearable Helen to experiment? Smile and say “Hi" damaged my nose forever It is to 25 so crooked that if I “followed my walk by the newsstand and see ( cheerful and friendly-liknose” they’d bust me for being our mother nude on the cover random adults on the shopping stone center mall If more than five Very very nude I am 15 and my sister is 14 and put you down hard I'll eat my A terrible thing happened last — EMBARRASSED BY words H week I was topping and my we are nose got caught in a department MOTHER This column is dedicated to store elevator door And I want family living so if you’re having Dear Emb: even facing that way! kid trouble or just plain trouble You gave yourselves away let Helen help YOU She will also I’m sorry my typing is so bad My nose cuts off the vision from when you wrote “walk past the welcome your own amusing newsstand and see our mother experiences Address Helen my right eye And I get in very em- nude on the cover" Cheap little Bottel in care of the Herald magazines are offered Journal barrassing situations when I try nudie-se- x ar - ' Y 1 VWriv — £! e) Girls' Toddletime coordinates st Boxer pans Ruffle trim blouse 200 Applique 229 A-li- ne top This week: Save 15 made-to-measu- re draperies Made: Draperies made to any size with over 70 patterns 700 colors to choose from! Antique satins of rayonacetate cotton jacquards polyester or acetate sheers and more Whatever your choice it will be finished with the expert care and custom detailing that has made Penneys famous Sale prices effective through Saturday To Measure: Carting Width: measure from (G) to (H) or simply the width you want to cover Length: for ceiling to floor length measure (A) to (B) For regular floor length measure (C) to (D) For sill length measure from (E) to (F) Add 3 incites if you want below-si- ll length Bring these measurements in and we will a coordinates Ideal for play time and Polycotton penn-preso easy to care for Tops pants shorts Fashion colors and patterns Some with appliques Buy severe! and coordinate your little girl's wardrove - on il recommend the proper size draperies Value It still means something at Penneys if LiffitraoM’op SHOP FRIDAY TILL 9 P M 1 79 Sunday April 11 M71 Th Heruld Journal— 23 |