Show Ei STAhLE ti 1 Marriage entitles a woman to the proof protection pro pro- of a strong man to hold the ladder t for her while she washes the kitchen ceiling SS ss One of the most common complaints these f days about newspapers in general is the fact that they are so abundantly filled with errors t Of late we have been charter members of this club o. o the has hasa This over change-over to new process a presented special problems such as getting the wrong head on th the wrong story This boo-boo boo has struck a couple of times in the past few weeks Occasionally we add a few words which dont don't belong there such as two weeks ago when we gave Reed a new middle name Seed instead of C CIn C. C In the past few years we have observed mistakes in our papers and those of others i which have made pretty good reading Here are a few of our favorite goofs 11 The bride is the laughter of Mr and Mrs t The young couple went into the temple to tor r exchange cows M During an epidemic persons died of non non fatal fatal diseases t f The be best t man was the bother of the groom This house is ideal for horse minded horse minded t. t people t t t. t Probably one of our our most classic goofs occurred a few years back when we were inthe in inthe L the process of breaking in m a new apprentice app i He was at the point where he was learning to tomake t. t make ake up pages As he carried earned a hand full of type each a different story toward his destination his hands ands became confused and he reversed the F type placing a society story in the space reserved reserved re- re served d for a political candidates candidate's statement statements s of beliefs The resulting story read something r i like the following 0 Mr finds his greatest relaxation relax relaxation tion in wearing a white wedding gown of lace Recently I heard where one paper had the theLA LA misfortune of having two of its pictures mixed up One of the pictures was of a woman 90 years old holding a large dead fish The photo was switched with a beautiful young bride it One Northern Utah publisher jumped the r gun on another wedding story getting the heads mixed up On a story about the nuptial t i I v vows of a young couple he had a large head stating Pink bootees its it's a girl b. b t W We have also narrowly averted afew which could have made us blush a bit A couple of r these are areA A card of thanks head was stacked on an obituary head It read A thousands thanks Mrs Was Laid to Rest The brides bride's bouquet was made up of earth With crawling rattlesnakes SS SS During the period of income tax payments payments payments pay pay- ments we were reminded that after the government takes enough to balance the budget we are all ail faced with budgeting the balance ss SS Speaking of blunders we ma made e a slight one two weeks ago which wasn't too serious serious A 13 year old boy brought it to my The error was in a recipe for Danish Dumpling Soup and it concerned one of the main mam ingredients Young Russell Henningson confronted me with the question is it a rose or carnation that you use in the Dumpling Soup I asked him hun what he was talking about He said our our recipe called for some flower Speaking of the Danish Dumpling Soup we received a nice letter this week from Ethel Thompson Lewis a former Ephraim resident now residing at Gramercy Ave in in Ogden Her letter read as follows I am glad for Danish Dumpling Soup Day in Manti and Ephraim on July now may mayI I say say say- DANISH DUMPLING SOUP LIVES IN OGDEN For the past several years during the month of January as the snow flies our Ward Relief Society Food Chairman Pauline who lived in Ephraim father Charles Olsen asked me to make Danish Dumpling Soup for our noon Homemaking luncheon This past November Pauline myself and Marian Rich who was also born in Ephraim and whose mother is Viva Folster FoIster Terry were in charge of making 12 gallons of our now becoming becoming be be- coming popular Danish Dumpling Soup for the Relief Society bazaar Our ward members proclaim proclaim pro pro- claim without hesitancy that they like it and want to have it again I learned from my mother Marie N N. Thompson Thomp Thomp- son how to make Danish Dumpling Soup Basically Basically Ba Ba- the recipe is the same as Hazels Hazel's Let us continue to proclaim July as Danish Dumpling Soup Day There are arc those in Ephraim who are relatives relatives rela rela- tives of Pauline Olsen namely Glen J. J Nielson Clifford and Spencer Olsen plus others Allen and Dean Folster Foister are uncles to Marian Terry Rich SS A carpenter was reading his little son to tD sleep one night The boy fell asleep but the father intent on the story kept reading on Soon he noticed the boy was asleep Wake up he said sad This is the best part |