Show ' - “v - V: THE MAGAZINE SECTION - 'v-)- - - - r ' — f' - ' ' 'T - - ? magazine section ' SALT LAKE CITrJ UTAH SUNDAY JANUARY 14' 1917 HERALD-REPUBLICA- N ' fat ! r s 4 P ‘y- when we threw some scare Into the was That skipper was born lucky ship went dark 4 We were : workin time” a Iad whp was a wheelsman a floating mine rigged out by the' Gerwas on duty mans with an Imitation periscope just them' fixed piped JOne mornin-:1Lafayette You see some awful tubs We went along some thirty minutes like everything-Tto'gecouldn’t hfttin man when on without old a the down when shouted the thing but it the lookout signaled 'Port your to lureon innocent ships Five men Captain of One Ship "Rams ‘Tubs9 From the 'Lakes are being put over on the folks ' God’s The saved lasted: helm hard other side The last one I helped take have I Jumped her over were saved” only thing that through the telephone ‘For 9 Gambled In and $10-a-Da- y was us a French torpedo boat that sake get them lights workin of Submarine 9 The and waited Again come his signal “Did you ever sit on-- powder barover was a ‘beaut-- When we docked Periscope ‘Starboard Hard to starboard’ and I rel and have a fire start under it ?” held together hove us to: Maybe the skipper' didn’t English' navy's after us Men Gamble With Their her engines were being “Tht bein' the case I went up to Jammed her back to the other side asked a leaq young Irishman who at But It Turns Out to Be a with shoestrings Half way across we catch Hades from the 'French officer Lives on Leaking Hulks were so full of water and she was He told us that in another five min- see what he was chatterin' about and Thn we got ‘Steady When we went one time had been tried out by ' w Floating Mine Rigged by so low that with the sea g&in utes the boat and us crew would have the ship was i as light as day The off watch I asked1- him what the row for second base With Worn-o- ut Engines lyin' aft'avlatlon‘ stunt - We was searchlights of three cruisers were on was about and lie said he thought he “No? Well neither have I but I y Germans With a Periscope like this we could hardly' be seen The been-doin't us and from" the peak1 of one of them had seen' a submarine "What he had went through somethin like it once bound the same way headed for aixhfrie to Fool British Seamen " Thrilling Tales of Narrow Lafayette tried some little electiic lights were spark- picked up was a barrel but you see he We 'was bringin the Emmy Andermore ‘Twice It a skipper met thht us Later I cLap off her ( passed Escapes Romance of the and he said they thought we were a and twice more he was stopped py the1 lin’ ‘heave to’ You seei theyrh&d been had been lookin' for nothin' but subs son over That name'll do We was Most of Crete Destroyed submarine 'It was not as bad as that torpedo boatT The last ‘time: be was watchln uar and v when we suddenly I ‘knew a lookout once who took the loaded with a harmless lot of dynaWith Ship Deep Reneived One but from this you can guess the v con- told that If he didn’t' lie tO ’Until the went 'dark: It? made them - suspicious” back' of a whale for a sub? He sure mite powder and glycerine “I’ll 'neverjprget theflr8t subma- had to stand some kid din' for the rest night I had just got snug In my bunk be taken ashore dition of these boats” pilot came 'he wbuld “ “ V 11 Y VALENTINE J OLDSIIUE locked and I ‘VX rine remarked '! was of when the fire call ' sounded GiiGu Since up” we Why do they risk' their lives? “And that' bloomin' flag men on are who one kind But mistake of the What watch these afternoon ever and I’vo to sea one it been anI bobbed? that's the Ambulance sailed under one trip” laughed 'f “Why do we take these chances biggest thing Sergeant In cure in — this feet newest modern of heard In more about was line a engaged I've feared that made by with old boats and submarines? Why up than anything else sixty joff other boy from Boston way ‘‘It was Hospital Corps In France -one of first' mouth adventure? ust The went a officer bowi God Now rest fire friend of mine'’' I feared it more than ever don't we get Jobs on nice 'easy ships My dry and skipper— j an office building In New York the funniest rag I ever saw It had crew looked as a soul be his wouldn’t He was IN group of men are gambling In blue and white stripes runnln up and though he might my tongue work“ I thought plowin' right along 'specially with what we was carryin runnln 10 Bermuda' and them places? ' never He departed-froI’d kissed the doctor dead of and last when the ahead knew I he saw what he When?! got on deck there ‘she was Oh this Is Just a little different Some girl In sunflower the a down with yellow ships and for a price are toying with came see was crossaboard—stiff was which in was he she the top of a periscope He with a great tongue of flame flaring excitement and besides we gather In thought our outfit unluckyYqu the lives of men They will buy any- corner like where the stars are in suncoat knees black knocked been had told cutaway that German up from her forward And Just aft $10 & day and our board from the eyed just 'My of together middle And In the the by wireless thing provided It floats at the time of flaglufiifnvest stiff trousers dark and were sure and commander the of submarines Tm that in the waters of where that- flame' was began the time we leave until we get back- And striped itTheir stock In trade flower was a lady's face The flag purchase so and shirt collar To white him could of submarine one look cargo of war stuff I gave one look they've got to bring us back on the hear about the rattle complete gave the' one stern just that flew from comes from the Great Lakes and the self the neatly-croppe- d waa was so a or there that the minute? :a at before the? periscope picture thing engine thought of old Boston and was ready best boats and pay our way tooi- First themlt oceans France and England Is their was not so bad but the bird that beard Shoulders arms and'' ! lier coiild room told to for! I the the full legs L got signal signal bridge Maybe speed to sell out right then and there Three class at that The only thing that market and France and England pay painted It on our sides where all ' and of didn’t twinkle feel the the and and when better bow of 'Jhat tramp cents would have 'covered everything bothers us on each trip is that maybe she turned ahead light ( v coasters and Great tral ships carry their flags nowadays In strength ? his 'eyes Indicated wit and action out to be French” pointed for the periscope The skip- What happened ? Qh we just turned when' we get back home the bosses a mess of it The lady on Lake tramps figure In the deals and u‘ made reason in was goin to ram that sub and he to and made a fight of It Did we will have busted and we won’t get Later his for lookin’ the the voyage them for “When you’re was per a looker but right good those wtlh luck are soon carrying coal the flag ' known became now seein did appearance them all what’s coinin' to us” the on one Only It was not-- submarine but win? You bet I’m here ain’t !?” you’re dapper side things the the of the eye across the English channel It to a a seal off For been had he the year Th® had drawn her busi-8hIpainter? far ciy from this dry New York With what he had saved he hied him ness office to allied ports and men are mouth sideways She looked Just like self to a Pennsylvania town far from needed to deliver the goods It Is with a drunJ 8aw onc? n roar of the the sea and as he put it loon What was the flag? Why it these men happy careless sailors all waa helm' “took of a gents’ furnishin the Uruguay When we sailed Into store” that this deals must have been an interIt French port wtlh it flyin' astern Returning to the United States re- - the 9 he' first began to when not know what to do about esting picture cently It was my good fortune to find I theydid haixd colout cravats silk socks and an you ®e® the mess If a German among fellow passengers men from to town dandles of But lars tho the crew Such a overhauled us? the crews of three of these ships Real across one afternoon the Alleghenies was never Sure there names and places will not be given Uruguayans In the form of the postman there came an a with Uruguayan reare own stories but otherwise their roar of the sea It splashed against the was there?” brogue peated counter of the “gents furnishin the We all agreed there never was but We were seated about a store" and capsized the outfit Here totable In the smoking room of an that Is one way of doing things7 Is his story: y Atlantic liner There were Denny Jo- day brewwas somethin “I knew “Sure a mounted there we've and got gun seph' Captain X the first officer the minute in’ came In last remember the that postman the you Denny‘ second officer and the cook Irishmen I s we docked and his letter from d all with faces and merry I Ume 1 heard a gun let go me this Will he it remember here and Denny slipped Joseph? eyes A man from the foreign legion ' Down to the lake they would go call the depth of the snow as meassome new He had become so fat and lazy was as to We ever how do there it mean? I you gag (By Joseph Hickman) forget had finished a story of life In the was on time the in carured at whole several feet but that a the last leg of a voyage that men in New York as was buyin ships 1 1 i w O things defied explanation by while feeding on the easily obtained trenches From that the talk drifted ‘ actually carrying cass meat windrows had Plunk! of was safe we and it And French and for the old disapa had bus been The entirely Splash! Basin they English1 salt-meGreat pippin the of the to the financial harvest that the Unitpioneers that he had no desire to exwas after crews: Dangerous 'work said when ly stored away— --the finest kind of a ert himself reached the shores of the peared under its white covering ed States Is reaping Horn the war was brlngin’ over had been on the they as he found he would And where were the buffalo that corned beef one could ask’ for Back her Denny but the pay was big He could Great Salt Lake in 1848 Strangest and clothe had been Iake and the man wh0 builded waMunitions get me a first officer’s berth on the of these two was the fact that no had not been dressed ? they go to the windrow and down need to in traveling to the south discussed when Captain X interrupt- never meant she should taste salt in with in’ was another never resting until the where the deer bad not been killed by would sure and war I he ter But has changed ship the go go? signs of living buffalo were to be yourself for the worst— Prepare ed: “Well gentlemen you have over- sea once whole to Almost ' a sniff a at lot are carefully placed in this the I began the man® plans and here was seen while about everywhere were they too were under tfye snow-smot-hered snow So after a few fruitlooked one of the biggest ventures of rnany Al- again and' that1 Tittle 'shop with its natural boat tank there to remain less big the Michigan curing these bones of skulls other and the sale of ships to the the war-t- he and quite dead And here until the meat had become attempts to find something nearcollars and neckties aiid socks began animals mute evidence of their havthoroughly lies Thousands are being made In it jlantlcgame' the bucks one after another resome ends the explanation of mystery num- saturated and later to be drawn out by to wallow and splash about ing been there at one time in large Exciting? Rather Here Is an incl- - I “You're off your course Denny “I looked at them collars and things numbers Only turned to their wigwams and became said Joseph ‘‘You started to tell the the ber one relating to the disappearance and cut in long' slices for drying strange was livindent from my last trip: I and then at penny’s letter' Then I fact that the Indians thejrf ound ' "Now we'll say this Is my ship” lads about a gun and here you go phll of the buffalo but more is to follow “jerking?” ' 'quite satisfied to eat the free salty this g-near the lake were diminutive in clg- - osophizln’ about the war" Fort your said out' loud f like The captain took a Spring came at last and the snow : Surely those Utes were a happy lot' rations: Then came the tragic work arette from the ash tray and placed jI helm and get back onv the right is no game for 'you There'sthe sea size sneakingr and cowardly in - be- melted and ran off into the lake leavand new excitement In Denny's game havior while the redmen met while having here stored away enough food of nature for this many an early it gently on the smooth glass surface course the buffalo fat and too I if you live When I crossing the plains were tall brave ing humps juicy to last them for a lifetime and more trapper would vouch Denny' swung his pipe to port and an'd money of the table ribs all clean and fresh I continued: as from the No more locked was end it of that the up night The salty fare soon began to “tell” and manly “It was a thick morning and the fog liungry tramps after deer ice butcher’s room down Then from me furnishin the knew for e Eng-thwas to I “We close buzzln gents’ to make was hanging low as we tried along “Col” James Bridger the alleged caves came the hnngzy No more damp fruitless fishing trips on the feasters The aalt entered inentrance to the harbor of G You I land thankin' our stars the bus was two chaps in the town that wanted a discoverer of the Salt Lake and their hillside and old Jim Bridger What Instead within a city1 of wigwams to their “systems” and began to dry know that harbor? No? Well it has still holdin' together when off the store I hunted them up and said to known also as one of the greatest savages a feast they had after their long cold and lodges built along! the shores of up their blood Now the saVages bea very narrow entrance with light- - starboard bow the lookout picked up a them ‘You fellows know what my story tellers of the “early days” winter! Soon the feast was at an end is like The first decent offer once thrifty ing by nature a thoughtful tribe saw houses on either side Here this will cruiser That didn't worry us any for stock sea down inland dwelt this Handed rescue to the came inthe and their danger but it was too late The knew there was nothin' in them you make I’ll take for I’m in a hurry’ from father to son his being thrifty and is about dustrioussavages give you a better idea of what I amwe and lazy story fat I waters Utes fast becoming as across came were at time had so affected their bodies that salt decent that we The was as They but and they British right trying to tell you” as follows : in to is woe next turned the oh mornin’ were doubly lazy Then they betask before them the But we nothin’ money for had stuff haulin' them prosperity j changed they contained And two glasses that had re- gan to notice a still more dire before the first Whole pioneer beeves little could be seen hands here the I am” as and abundance Many us years o far fabt In savages made fear that poor light-teffect sight whisky and soda became the the Louis drinkSt for train left Oregon as could and see were the of the alized shore unwholesome The we a us submarine fare eating for The Their if they Irish captain might have been along hands they got houses at the entrance to the har- happy and before many white men sun was smiling all too softly and the ing their tribe to destruction and country we sure was to feet' Well later whole betheir be on bodies Green the up picked country gentleman q he which of lake beheld ever the lad occasional buzz tastes to beef corned of a told them mighty gan all watchln' her when a puff of ittle Isle but never would one have dry and shrivel until they be“We moved in slowly and I certain-wa- s dwelt they had no time to losefly Nearby the good after a long cold winter of par- came was discoverer the Bridger the’ soon diminutive forward smoke off and let a man her him go The anchor for the when picked seafaring ly was relieved the lizzard-eatin- g Indians alone the waves with along tiresome soon lashed the if we banks went and boom a Then threw it somethin tial man was a hear cook gets who little anchor fasting lazy sneaking tribs spent shores quiet chains clanked out and the big brave and Tall lake the of without meals the land that a the three eaten whistlin' and overhead a for steamer of in most his time chair his spray salty day had ontq dropped splash pioneers found and marveled speaking splashed into the water Luck those in Utes living the were at to when us days Indian familiar So the 1 the mornof bread side the Miserables:” other “Les One language began poor intelligent any they began to cultivate tfat reading been wtlh me and in the morning I “ herds immense the of Indian the off The Utes fare but barren on understood shores to his sicken soon was havin' and proceeds of the once bountiful target practice' ing he salty They're watching Mother Carey’s would turn over my ship and its cargo the on buffalo grassy that of lake man was our said too -over' the old alas obeyed late pastured chickens as they flew the waters skipper' It of munitions dynamite and two big lake Wonderful the near watchln' that jottoras to birds at he commented the great ooking between thought anchor sportwe We dropped guns were these animals bS cruiser bang away at nothin' Four himself as it were: “People that takes larger and fatter two French tramps” cigar- - five six shells went whistlin' by us animals and birds and things and han those that lived on the plains PALM BEACH WILL BE WORLD’S GAYEST RESORT THIS WINTER By this time the wa-e- rs ' the in wallowed about a and off then Just seventh salty them The is cruel They pens dropped up Big ette manipulated by the captain glided MILLIONAIRES WILL BE AS THICK AS MOSQUITOES IN JERSEY roamed over the foothills table swept our bows About this time the first Skipper up there never made them to up over the Wawho had been In the American be penned up It ain't right” Then climbed the rocky sides of the proudly by the whisky and soda officercame on deck to see what all the suddenly bis thread of thought shift- satch and bellowed about in the echo glasses now (he lighthouses of G and J navy was noise about The skipper said to ed “Funny ain’t it how things ing' canyons came to a pause between a red and Then one unhappy day the traptramps him: Look at the Britisher off yon change ? I’v been followin’ the sea yellow match ths two Frenchsemi-cie rder Some boat! She's havin' target for twenty-fivyears In? the early per came and soon afterward the Then from far back in the g dark dirty practice' Just then another : shell days it was in sailin' ships and I stood sporty hunter with long rifles that cular harbor a with feet in water half the time Now never missed their aim The buffalo mors toward the I dipped the water right close to us ash tray began to ” on these things if I get my feet wet I now fled higher up the canyons there the first Target practice!' snapped harbor meuth 1 exofficer h— That kick But I’m through with the sea o hide and sleep under the sweetTarget practice “This” meaning the ash tray n' This Is us get-tiBritisher's shootln and he’s at tormy last trip” Yet the lure of smelling pines But his sleep was not plained the captain “is a French the range better every minute the sea and the big money was so peaceful—troubled with dreams of pedo boat” hunters often he would Soon tho ash tray brought up along-- 1 Beggln your pardon sir but it you strong that even now he is again run- buckskin-cla- d awaken with a start ’’and the smell of side the cigarette and the don't heave to soon one of them shells ning the risk of getting his feet wet us will and catch then— crew of The officers under rest good thd night red and yellow matchea powder A stinging in his side would man “The old a was X that seamen electricians Irish tell him that his dream had come true thought “Gee but did catch it from thej engineers : so we hove ff°°d and dewith all and suggestion But this was not the worst One Jto merry eyes " young officer of the French boat Just what j a on ®o°n from off launch the cruiser termination their tanned faces day in August-- rl think Bridger said put he meant to call me I don't know but came a British 'left' and from their trim’ strong athletic bear- August he might have said Septem(lieutenant) in English it would probably have Yhat the hell do you mean? over our side' He wis mad as a hor- - ing easily might have been ' mistaken ber certainly not later than Septembeen: for members of a major league ball ber1 31st—it 'began to snow You ITave you no sense you blankety net- “ What do :you mean sir' he team One there was who played the know the Bible tells a story of it once blank sallorman anchoring here with cargo? Don’t you know the lowed at the skipper ‘What do you piano and another the mandolin “My raining for forty' days and forty-nightHero” and such songs were their fawell this snowstorm was fully Bosch submarines are nosing about mean by not stoppln when we as hearts vorites Bnt being a polite Frenchman naled? Big they had' as great only it was snow and-- of “ was t at ‘Sure and thought you he merely told me to bring ray ship by their attitude toward the course could1 not! flood the whole ' One a husky earth farther up Into the harbor to a safer target practice came back the old children on' board ' man was wheelsman October the first the buffalo becaught one afteranchorage” ' Target practice target practice noon making a dress for a doll he was The ash tray whirled around and gan pouring down into 'the valley wast-Soo- n a We to little ‘left ain't to near bottle the the back passenger fairly going wept girl give with strange bewildered:1 looks for siphon glided In' In was went prac-irain its unobtrusive and shells about target they the cigarette following powder Quiet' their' coats were? not long and shaggy J tiee these to was be out into match had all there of swung and the yellow as they generally were when the first getting days' “He wasn’t a bad sort though and this different sort of a voyage The snow fell The Utes too were astonthe position previously held by the j after lookin' over our papers and hav- - last time they went out they discovished They coujd not count all the sigarette “To shorten this yarn a bit” the in' a drink with the old man he let ered the beard on their "first officer summer moons as passed? much less Then every man Jack of them began those of autumn But being induscaptain resumed “here Is what hap-u- s go" ? to The men raise" one had of In Just after hours these vessels I three £''' at once to pened trious fellows1 they? charge moved out” And the captain tossed will try anything once 'Sometimes v “When we 'landed in France” said lay in their winter’s began supply of meats three' times Denny “we ' were- - sights7' My: beard nuts and roots the yellow match high Into the air they will try' it two-olooked like two bali teams V There "A Germar submarine had put one Here Is a story one of the boys told: v' and har-whon October it was came were the were 'hairs Can me nine of and “We each side tenth into her anchored outside the you picture Just -ten feet snow already would have happened to that bor of D waitin' for the pilot to come my chin” 'V still 'snowing— ' ship when her dynamite and muni- aboard it was no tr!ck to take the “How about: the? night 'the? dynamos on the level““ By? this time the Intlons aided by that torpedo began to boat In but we needed the pilot to went bad chief ?” said one turning to dians had slaughtered great numbers take us through the of the buffalo skinned them and laid let go?" mine fields Our Denny' chief- engineer'? ' “Some night” Denny replied ‘That the dressed meat along tlie shore of Then someone wrapped on the ta- - J skipper got tired waitin’ and said he the the lake Being a foresigh ted tribe ble The steward came along and knew the way in He knew it as well was the night the old man-hanoth-owhirl knew as into one his him i"We had the Utes knew that they could easily he of French and he knew with big scare thrown napkin wiped n G and all Its ship-iof that We was short of provl-pin- been pluggin'- along with all lights dump the meat "into the lake when it the harbor of Henry Clay Frick and Mrs William K Jsions and our tongues was stlckln to goin’ Two or three f British cruisers began to thaw in the spring where it “ Above: Millionaires basking on the beach? Below:' Mrs yincent Astor Ccach Vanderbilt Jr photographed at Palm We were on' deck with a fairly good the roofs' of our mouths That was the had passed us but gave: us never- a would be preserved by the salt in the ' al reason for the rush We started look Then suddenly we got In be- water-sea going when the young second Palm Beach Florida is to be the gayest resort in the whole world this winter Scores of millionaires !“'? - will soon with the skipper givin’ orders as if tween a mess of them? Just then' the t'- October the twentieth and still the tie flocking there Among them will be the Astors the Vanderbilts the Henry Clay Fricks the GouldSf fleer remarked with a grin: 'It was just such a morning as this he knew where every bloomin' mine dynamos went bad and the whole snow was falling I am unable to re- - the Oejrichscs and tlie Payne Whitneys ' -- b -- ! t - -- - a-p- ort - ' - a : Mc-Gra- - - - ' ' v - " - sawfty 'j- ! hat-blac- - J : c our-starbo&- y the-trtp“£s- d --- and - - - - - - - - neu-wel- 4 Sea-wo- rn J - - a P! ' V AND HIS YARN EXPLAINING THE FATE OF THE BUFFALO - ’ Z I Irlsh-Amerlc- an glass-cover- Also Detailing Why it Happened That a Once Puissant' Race of Utes Became a Shiftless Tribe Scorned by the Utah Pioneer Father's ed ' It-wa- wind-tanne- - “ ’ ‘ at - al-La- ke '' : half-smok- ed ? - - te -- For-thoug- root-diggi- - 1 half-smok- ed glass-Qpver- ed low-lyin- - - half-smok- ed - : bel-yo- ur s sig-her- e? - evi-denc- ed - ' 1 V- - ’ - - V ‘ ke - ’ - ' r ' i at - ' : v - - d ut - ar - ''iV - 7 : ’ of-re- " - - ' V-- ' : ' “Z - ' v i? v “ ng -- |