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Show THE SUMMIT COUNTY BEE Entered as second-clas- s matter, October 26, 1923, at the post-offic- e at Coalville, Utah 84017, under the Act of March 2, 1879. Published Every Thursday at Coalville, Utah. Second-clas- s postage paid at Coalville, Utah. Advertising Rates on Application. Subscript! in $4.00 a year In advance. II. C McConaughy, Editor and Publisher. Louise D. McConaughy, Associate Editor. W. P. Langford, Production Manager. Elder Marion Romney To Speak at Summit Stake Conference Elder Marion G. Romney, a member of the Council of Twelve of the LDS Church, will speak at the Summit Stake Conference Saturday and Sunday, January 29 and 30, in .Henefer. Elder Romney, former attorney and public official in Salt Lake City, has served on the Church's presiding council for the past fourteen years. For ten years prior Mae Bates, the Bee executive has been working with the flu for weeks. Eleanor Bennett, the Record executive, took a nasty tumble in Park City Monday. Louise Mac, the News executive, crawls back and forth from the house to the office, on all fours, so she won't fall on that black ice. And if I were going to write a column this week it would be like this: Well, how do YQU feel when you're trying to walk off the flu? Don't tell me, let me guess. I'll be your guinea pig. I hate everybody. And especially you. And you, and you. My feet are cold and my gut rumbles and there is sandpaper benind my eyeballs and I shake a little and most of all I feel sorry for myself and hate everybody. If this office were to catch fire I would scream "Burn, Baby, Burn. IF PRESIDENT NIXON and his wife came dragging to the door, cold and crying and battered victims of a wreck, I would slam the door in their faces. Today I much prefer the maxi Dear Jeff and Finney and Russ and Clay and all the rest of you- -I despise your intestines today. Do not please .call up and ask Mac what have I done because I thought we wuz ol OF robins today HUNDREDS are dying in the yard of starva- tion. I dearly love the way they flop and gasp and twitch. There are several bushels of wheat stolen from the Thackeray ranch which I shall throw into the canal and choke the fish . there. The past week I read a good book. You'd all like it. Want to know its name and its author? I won't tell you. Wait till I feeLyagsorry for me. "finish In the home town paper there's a sto ry about an old school friend who has become a big shot in the meat' packing business in Denver. I forget all the good things about him today, I abhor him. skirt. If I got a call today offering me a two-we- ek, all-expen- se, champagne trip to the South Sea Islands I would tell 'em. to shove it. And slam up the receiver. Suppose My Lady Fair Louise were to say she couldn't take another minute of me, she's gold-carp- et brothers, I would kick her pants right out the front door. A BIG CHUNK of ice just fell off the roof. How nice it would have been if one of the icicles had punctured me just above the right big golden blue eye. If you sign a petition does that mean you will be hit by lightning? Suppose on the'other hand you WON'T sign a petition? When I was very small my sainted aunt told me I would drown if I went swimming on the Sabbath. Why didn't I wouldn't have the walking-offfl-u? I-- AND IF AND WHEN that sexy wossername, Raauel sex-po- t, Welch, wants to hide away in our spare room for a week or two and just rest up . ..we're storing old deer hides in that room. See how bad I am? How about you? Had the walkin' flu yet? then to his present position, he served as ah Assistant to the Council of Twelve. He was head of the huge LDS Welfare Program. His other duties include supervision of missionary work in Asia. Not sick enough to go to bed, too sick to stay up, gosh how I despise you and it and them and especially me. buddies because I will hit you in the ear with the phone. THE SUMMIT COUNTY BEE 2 The Conference session will be held Sunday at 10 a.m. Stake President ReedE. Brown, Coalville, says visitors are wel- come. High Executive Clerks, all Ward Councilmen, Secretary and executive Bishoprics, retaries, and clerks, sec- Melchiz-ede- k Priesthood Quorum pres- idencies, group leaders and secretaries, all Ward Aaronic Priesthood general secretaries (Adult). The Sunday conference sessions are open to the public, with all church members invited to attend, as well as any visitors who so desire. - - - tion, its meaning belonging to it. It's means it is. Oh, well, I gqri love 'em today. Maybe tomorrow I won't hate everybody. Including them. And jajJ-pj- especially me. DON'T THE BIG shots know that the only way to get the space booster station into Utah is to slip a few million bucks into the pants of big shots? Stupid So nbw"ust" a word "to let you know that I'm not going to give up. I'm. gonna keep on walking and walkin' and hatin' myself and hatin' you. Until tomorrow. I'll either be dead or lovin' everybody. billion-doll- ar .. Thursday, January 20, Saturday's afternoon session an convenes at 5:45 p.m., with additional session to follow at 7 Literary Club Hears Review A fire broke out Thursday, completely destroying a home in Boulderville, Summit County, leaving a mother and her six children homeless. Coalville Literary Club for January was held at the DUP in Building with Marlene Be-hun- as the hostess. The book review 'Except for Me and Me" by JessamynWest, was given by Eyvone Warner. It was a story of gallant Quakers, young and in love, meeting the challenge of nature and man as the young growing family traveled Westward. It showed full measure of joys and sadness, tenderness and brutality, hope and despair. consists 1972 Rider Family Left Homeless as Fire Hits pjn. "Courage Those requested to attend the Saturday sessions are as follows: SummitStake Presidency, Coalville, Utah Probably cause of the fire was an oil stove explosion. Mrs. Earlene Rider and two of her children weren't at home at the time of the fire, and the other four children were at school. Pink and Blue not in Beaming with pride over the arrival of their first child are Mr. and Mrs. Michael Mecham. A baby boy was born to Mike and Jane Thursday, January 13 at McKay hospital weighing 7 pounds 12 ounces. blindly overlooking danger, but in seeing and conquering it." Present were; Alice Wilde, June Toole, Edith Clark, Margaret C h a p p e 1 1, Edith Bond, Florence Moon, Carol Hobson, June Wilde, Allene Zubeck, Clara Copley, Sharlene Ander-to- n, Mabel R. Larsen, Marie Wilde. Eyvone Warner. Marlene Behunin, Joan Nay lor, Janice Johnson, Guests were Judith Crittenden and Mrs. Afton Walker, mother of the hostess. Refreshments were served by Marlene. grandparents are Mr. and Mrs. Max Mecham. Maternal grandmother is Mrs. Reikis (Lila) Christiansen. It's another "first" for Mr. and Mrs. First-tim- e great-grandparen- Milford Mecham, and the seventh for Mrs. Rachel Crouch, all of Morgan. Mrs. Christiansen is the former Lila Marchant of Peoa. I. Housel New Carl and Kathleen Ovard are the proud parents of a new baby boy born on January 7th. The new little guy arrived in the Francis Bishop McKay Hospital weighing 6 lbs. 4 oz. and was 19 inches long. Mr. and Mrs. Bob Bates and baby are in Las Vegas for a couple of weeks visiting. The Ovards-hav- five other chil- e dren. The Francis Ward Bishopric was organized last week. The new bishop will be Jaren Housel, and his counselors are Jack Prescott, 1st counselor and Glen Warnick, 2nd. Clerks are Frank Atkinson and Clarence Mitchell. The bishopric is Bishop Bill Lemon, Fay Mitchell and LaVerl Simmons were counselors. outgoing Happy grandparents are Mr. and Mrs. Lee Durrant, Morgan, and Mr. and Mrs. Joe Ovard, Henefer. Press Boners-- Mr. and Mrs. E. S. Berney received word their daughter Maxine and her husband and their foul children have moved to Washington, D.C. -- Fallon (Nev.) Eagle. . And how am I ever going ever to get across to Mary Bee and Kathy Bee and Eleanor Bee and Therma Tee that the apostrophe is ONLY used to denote possession-- in the only excep- - except See what I mean? That coly urn was written on March 4, 1971.' And there will probably be another one just like it next year, if I forget, again, to take my flu shot. -- Mac. Summit County Sheriffs Patrol Second Annual Notice Written application will be received for a Supervisor over all of Summit County Roads until February Salary will be set according to qualifications and perience. at Flinders Mountain Meadow Ranch 2: 1972 JANUARY 22 ex- Application forms available at Summit County Clerk's office. By order of the Summit County Commissioners. ts, and 23 Celebrity Race featuring Loval TV and Radio Personalities DON'T MISS Snoball Dinner Dance Saturday, January 228 p.m. At Flinders $5.25 per person |