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Show Oakley Civic THE SUMMIT COUIJTY BEE Club Meets iswed m mmMh mu. Octakar M. IVS3, etifce petfeHkeert A af March 1. 1170. COALVILLE. UTAH 14017 MliiM Kwy ThrWii. AAwMif laid m liCI: Ni Stevens. Dr. Shields and wife were the honored guests. The doctor gave a most educational talk on arthritis and Its side effects. He showed slides on how to alleviate the pain from Joints Invested fay this crippling dis- cage. lipmiiiti Nwin Verh, Dalrait. Chi hw Utah Slate Awacialiaa, Sail laka City. Uak. N. C. McCaaavf hy, Miter and Tublither. laaiia D. Will rad 7. McCaaaagky, Aitecieie Erfiler, laaglard. Praduchaa Maaagar. ease. Dr. Shields Is the top specialist at the University Hospital. He encouraged the people to take advantage of the braces and the therapy offered and OH, HAPPY DAY. Pm itiU alivo. Aa of nov, that Is. You oh Pvo Just boon waiting out my four --day parted. By now soma thing drastic Is supposed to have happened to me because this letter said It would. IPs another of those damfool chain letters. Two solid pages, and Pm d, typed sigiposed to make four copiae and send them on, and if I ln don't theres gonna be and If I do I may get $60,000. In the mail. Bennett, who has done little but gain seniority In the Senate, seems to be hoping for another torm.-M- ac. IF 1 HAD a four extra six --cent stamps, 1 might have gone for this nonsense. But since 1 haven't and 1 don't, here U sits. Or sets. Right here, see? Meanwhile, Pve had only the usual, ordinary run of bad luck, llost of this I have to expect, kind of run of the mlU, law of averages bad luck. True, 1 ducked each time a plane flew over because they might drop a monkey-wrenc- h. I arose with care and prayer each morning and gated Into my mirrored great golden-bleyes with apprehension, fearing what the day would bring. But the worst luck at ouft house, apparently, lr reserved for lfy Lady Fair Louise, who took her first steps three weeks after she triad to do the upUtc on sheet of ice, Without skates. ue DON'T BREAK the Chain! It says here. Well, I broke It and Pm glad. And how did they ever get an Irish name like mine on this list, for Heavens sake? Kilty Shoenholx, Gebros, Steiner, Sol Laskey, Shugrus, Svovodo, LoPrestl, Bill tain and Drugmand and Killian. Pve lost the envelope. Must have an Israeli stamp on It. Which reminds me that one of my bast friends moved to New York City, and insisted I should give him a ring if 1 was ever la town. 1 triad when 1 was In the city. Do you have ANY Idea how many times the name Joe Kata appears In that monstrous directory? Over a thousand, no kidding. Still wonder how my name nt on this chain. And since 1 foiled miserably will I still get It whan Pm not looking? How long shall I go on like this, looking over my shoulder? MM BEES UAXTOG ByHary Bee Hello, Mr. Groumbog, Pm Mary Bee, reports; from the Summit County Bee. 1 understand this is aa important day for you. Yah man, 1 mean like I gotta grt outta the rackandplay weatherman Ukhv" Have you been out to test the weather yet? AU my readers are acgdously awaiting your decision. Well now, wo had a pretty wild party last fall before 1 hit the rack and 1 may Just do my forecasting from here. But Mr. Groundbog,accord-In- g to legend you are supposed to go outside your burrow and look for your shadow! LOOK FOR MY SHADOW! Lika man, If It's lost It can look for itself! You won't catch me going out in all that sun . ooh, my aching hoadl .. Well, according to the legend you must look for your shadow. If you see It you go bock Into your burrow and we have another six weeks of winter; If you don't see the shadow Hfs time to get up and winter Is over. OOH, why wasn't I born a skunk? Then I wouldn't be bothered with these lousy reporters I How's It look to you out there? Any sun? Will I need my tangles and my overboots? Whan I came itytha sun wasn't anywhere to be aeon. In foot, if the stories are true, It's time for you to got up and we can start oiling the lawn-mow- er. WHILE THEY'RE SINCERELY commiserating with the Morgan basketball coach, whose team has lost four erooshlal league games by a total of seven points, the fans are still chuekllng about a basketball pool he uncovered last week. The students tossed In two biti, named the winner of Morgan versus Wasatch, and the total score they anticipated. Two of them were first team reserves, and they bet on Wasatch. They WERE reserves. (And one of them hit it right on the nocr. Wasatch Ilf. The Wasps woo, 70 to 6 9.) The good word Is that everybody got his or her two bits back, since gambling is not on the curriculum at MHS. MM OUR SENIOR SENATOR, Mr. Bennett, seems to be Joining the Governor of Michigan In blasting off first, thinking later. Ho wi(U the headlines with his demand that the Navy and the Air Force tear In and blow North Korea apart to rescue the Pueblo and Its crew. No doubt we aU felt that way, right at first. I know 1 did. But common sense and sound second thought must prevail over the hot head. There are a number of wonderfully fine Republicans in Utah who must bo a little disappointed to realise that Mr. 1968 Wrestling: Meet Dated for South Region Five, Wrestling meet will be held at South Summit Hi$ School Feb. 13, preliminary commencing at 4 pjn.; semi-fina- ls Feb. 14, 1:30 pjn.; finals Wednesday Feb. 14, commencing at 7 p.m. Schools participating are Grant svllle, Morgan, North Summit, Wasatch. Finals In 12 weights. Winners will participate in Region Five meet and at the State meet In Richfield. CORRECTION We are indebted to Sgt. Tad London, of the Utah Hltfiway Patrol, for Oils wonderful trib- ute, worth saving andoceastan-all- y studying. Cops are human (believe It or not) Just like the rest of us. They come In both sexes but mostly male. They also come In various sixes. This sometimes depends on whether you are looking for one or trying to hide something. However, they are New Baby Girl Mr. and Mrs. Melvin Glnes became the proud parents of a darling baby girl which weighed 7 lbm 2 12 ox. and will answer to the name, Tracy Ann Glnes. This little girl has truly gladdened the hearts of Meland Barbara. KAMA- S- The financial help for the Sewer system for Kamas and Peoa is not coming from the Farmers Union, but from The Fanners Home Administration. Reminding all patrons of the Kamas Valley Co-o- p to be present at the annual meeting and pancake supper to be held at 7:30 In the Town Park Building Friday, Feb. 16. mostly big. Cope are found everywhere-o- n land, on the sea, in the air, on horses, In cars, sometimes In your hair. In spite of the fact that "you cant find one when you want one, they are usually there when it counts most. The bast way to gat one Is to pick ig the phone. Cops deliver lectures, babies and tad news. They are required to have the wisdom of Solomon, the disposition of a lamb and muaelas of steel and are often accused of having a heart to match; He's the one who rings the doorbell, swallows hard and announces the passlngof staved one; then spends the rest of the day wondering why ho ever took such 4 crummy Job. On TV, a cop Is an oaf who coulckit find a tail fiddle In a telephone booth. In real lift he's expected to find a little Mood boy "about so high in a crowd .of a half million people. In fiction, he gets help from private eyes, reporters, and "who-dudfans. In real -lt depending on bow the parents fed about it. He works around the dock, spilt shifts, Sundays and holidays, and It always kills him when a Joker says, "Hey, tomorrow Is Election Day, I'm off, lets go tuning (thatfs the day he works 20 hours). A cop Is like the little girl, who, when she was good, was very, very good, but, when she was bad, was horrid. When a cop fc good,hePs getting paid for it. Whan he makes a mistake, hes a grafter, and that goes for the rest of them too, Whan he shoots a stick-u- p man he's a hero, except when the stick up man is "only a kid, anybody codda seen that. Lots of them have homes, some of them covered with Ivy, but most of them covered with mortgages. If he drives a big car, he's a chlseler; a little car,whos he kidding? His credit is good; this is very helpful, because his salary Isn't. Cops raise tats of kids; salary. Cops gat medals for saving lifos, stepping runaway horses, and shooting it out with bandits (Once in a while Us widow gats the medal). But sometimes, the most rewarding moment comes when after some small kindness to an older person, he feels the warm hand clasp, looks into grateful eyes and hears, 'Thank you and God Mess you, son. Conrad 8. Jensen improved at this writing. Gary Kirkham is home, and really happy he has his hitch over. He is currently employed at the Hecla Mine at Keetley. He plans cm going back to school In the near future and there is also a wedding In the future. full-ti- secretary, and If I believed In chain letters, and If I knew I was going to get even six bucks In the mail, and If I had WHAT IS A COP? most of them belong to other people. A cop seas more misery, bloodshed, trduble, and sunrises than the average person. Like the postman, cops must also be out in all kinds of weather. His uniform changes with the climate, but his outlook on Ufa remains about the same; mostly a blank, but hoping for a better world. Cops like days off, vacations, and coffee. They dont like auto horns, family fights, and anonymous latter writers. They have onions, but they can't strike. They must be impartial, courteous, and always remember the Slogan At your service. This is sometimes hard, especially when a character reminds him, rm a taxpayer, I pay your Sorry to report William Lemon Is back in LDS Hospital In Salt Lake but Is slightly hella-popp- NOW advised all to become better educated in this damaging ailment. There were fourteen members present to absorb these valuable facts about arthritis, and to partake of the luscious refreshments served by hostess Audrey. The next meeting will be a Valentine party at the home of Betty Wilde, Monday Feb. 12. Thursday, February 8, Gary Kirkham Finishes Hitch single-space- hie, mostly au ne gets irom the public is 1 didnt see nuttln. When he servos a summons, hes a monster. She lets you go, he's a dolL To little kids, he's either a friend or a bogeyman, Coalville, Utah Oakley Civic Club met Monday 29, at the home of Audrey bhcriiiN 11.00 A yw in iAtMi A4vartitinf fpraaatiie: Waakly THE SUMMIT COUNTY BEE 2 WHATI? YOU MEAN the sun oven shining? Boy, what a To heck with the shadow, the sun and that kookle legend. IPs about time you humans started figuring things out for yourselves anyway. You mean youre not even going out? Isnt double-cros- s! Nope, Pm hero. staying right But you cant do that, Ground hogs have been predicting the and of wilder for centuries! Not me, Pm flaking outl But what will we do without your prediction? Winter will end when IPs ready to, with or without my prediction. Man, like that win GOME party . . .ZZZZZ. Visitors Sunday at the home of Mrs. Ann Reese were Mrs. Rosemary Atkinson and Paul and Erma ODriscoll of Kamas who were visiting with their father Jessie ODriscoll who Is a patient In the Summit County Hospital. Also calling at Anns homo after with her brother In the hospital was Mrs. Gladys Zabrisklo and her son and wife, Mr. and Mrs, Mark visiting Zabrisklo of Salt Lake. Anns sister, Nell and Elmo Carpenter also of Salt Lake, also visited with her that evening. Geraldene Jacobs underwent surgery on her nose In the Heber Hospital. She is home now and Is treating her nose gently. Mrs. Earl Prescott had surgery on her feet In the LDS Hospital last week. This was a painful ordeal but she Is greatly Improved at this time. Mrs. Terry Sue Mitchell presented her husband Paul with a new son, at the Heber Hospital on Jan. 29. The little guy weighed 8 ofas. 6 oz. and mil answer to the name, Shane. Proud grandparents are Mr. and Mrs. Leo Page and Mr. and Mrs. Clarence Mitchell, while equally proud great grandmothers are Mildred Gibbons and Alton Atkinson. Beautiful Sunday Brings Visitors ECHO Sunday was such a beautiful day, Boyd and Sue Robinson and their four sons, Steve, Gary, Scott and Glen drove out from Murray to enjoy a day with her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Fred CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN Richlns. Keith and Peggy Dawson of at the Ogden also parental home during the week- visited end. Also taking advantage of the beautiful day, Joy and Basil Beech and their six children drove up from Ogden to visit with her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Harrison Richlns. Morey Dear-de- n of Evanston was a dinner guest at the Richlns Sunday. Mrs. Cora Dlllree wax notified Sunday that her brother Ray Gold of Rexburg, Idaho had suffered a severe heart attack. She and Willard drove to Rexburg Monday to visit with her brother, also her mother, Mrs. Bertha Gold who is ill at this time. Mrs. Acel Hales returned to Rock Springs Sunday morning with her daughter, Mrs. Gilbert Roberts, for a two week IF YOU UVE M NORTH SUIT visit. CUB SCOUTS HENEFE- RDen 7 met at the Cultural Hall FebJ at 4:00 p.m.. Our Den Mother, Marjorie Bond, had us send the following letter to onr mothers for Scout Week. To Mom; On my honor I will do my best During this week At your request To do a task Without any pay Name the job And name the day. Wo completed Achievement B, using rope, under the direction of CUnt Bond Cub Scout Committeeman. Our next meeting will be Feb. 8 at 4:00 p.m. By Arvin Bond. You're Probably Wondering What's Going To Happen to Coalville When That New Interstate Goes Across the Lake. THE SUMMIT Wishes It Could Help . . . Heres What Hundreds of Other Towns Are Doing: THEY ! ADVERTISING Their Merchants Aren't Quitting Cold! They're Using Ads In Their Local Newspaper To Hold Their Business. COUNTY BEE Before It's Too Late! |