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Show THEY NEVER DO disronxolalc-h.okin- g A lank, farmer stood on the steis of the town hal during thi progress of a political meeting. No sir; I've just rome out," said the farmer decididly. 'Congressman Sniffkins is talking in Forrester Visits National Forests Richard E. Me Anile, newly appointed Chief of the United to States Forest Service, expect vialt intermountain national for rata July 26 through August 12, it waa reported by Regional Fores-te- r C. J. Olaen. Me A rifle's trip plan while in the Region calls for vlalta to the Dixie, Manti-LaKa- l, August The Eureka (Utah) Reporter Page Four lands. As Chief of the Forest Service Mr. McArdle is responsible for the efficiency with which 151 national forests are managed and protected for the public. They rover over 181 million acres of the United States, Puerto Rico, and Alaska. Their timber, range and land resources produeed a revenue of 156,147,342 in the fiscal year 1051. This is about 17 million dollars more than it cost to administer the national forests in IBM," Mr. Olsen stated. ' I v 4 A i he?" there." asked the What shout?" stranger. "Well," cintinued the countryman, passing a knotted hand across his forehead, "he didn't say. little John had just started kindergarten. His lead pencil sharpening, so he took it to his teacher and raid: "Will you please sharpen my pencil? The wish! has g rowed up all around it." "What youve put . . This phots taken from a plane affords a birds eye LOOKING view of the bubbling crater ef llalemsnuman volrane In Hawaii which recently became active. Sise can be realised by comparing with autes parked In left foreground. THROAT . DOWN VOLCANO'S Campaigning for the Presidency, William Jennings Bryan reached a small Nebraska town to find that the only available hall had Un-been lured by the j Peak at the Stars . . . j I new much find would Off. FLASH . . . Square-brimme- d bonnet of plcrrust fluting In black- velvet, lined pin- b Hint's a pre-vu- r wl'h M of sn autumn l.al suggestion. FASHION ; have i Wife. building et f.mmia into the nearest field and mounted valet." He immediately signed, Uneasy lies the head that wears fans finally got a look at an idle farm implement, a giant Clyde Edwards ami valise. frown. tho WELL, on television reBy LYN CONNELLY ... new you adijor- Hermitage you te$tte tvortl wm Amur o" Warn (Meifacw vouriwilf If you're u wntch out nne-hanil- s om isar,miLffi Out of 35,000 lives lost in traffic accidents in 1950, 26,700 were sacrificed on the altar of carelessness. Speed excessive, killing speed accounted for nearly half that number. Speed, claiming 13,300 dead and 475,000 injured victims in a single year, is the nation's Killer No. 1. driver, you may walk down the church aisle or you may he carried down it. . . . Mrs. McTuvish ilm king out the window i : "Sand) . here comes company fur dinner." McTavish: "Quick, everybody 16 PROOF THE OLD HERMITAGE run out on tlu front )on,h with a COMPANY, FRANKFORT, KENTUCKY toothpick. ! While all traffic deaths declined from 1946 through 1949, even then fatalities on the open road kept creeping up. In 1950 a deadly spurt of speed accidents claimed 3,200 more victims in rural areas than it had the year before. Last year 'need deaths again mounted. 18 . I Why do drivers race so heedlessly to destruction on the highway? Hardly to time. Scorching at 70 is an invitation to disaster. Over any distance. 50 m.p.h. takes only a few minutes longer and offers a better chance of a safe arrival. save Chief Brand Lime I r When you start out with your family or friends, discount speed before you take off. Give yourself and others in your car an extra margin of safety by leaving earlier and holding your speed within bounds It's your responsibility to them and to others on the road. n Hir.II CALCIUM LIME CHIEF HKANI) i i i 1 i! 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Johnnie: Aunt Minnie says it's platform. and finally, Crosby cently when he and Bob flope combined talented and efforts in a 14H hour telethon to raise funds for We can only the Olympic teams go along with the others in saying that Bing is perhaps the greatest TV natural to come along since Godfrey . . . The wildest enthusiIxda of wivrs turn the handle asm heralding his debut wouldn't when their husbands' noses are be overdone . . . The man is all against the grindstone. talented showman, quick-witte(this is not news, of course) and easygoing. When he and Hope can team up and read Just pages of contributions for hours and make it entertaining, thats showmanship! In addition, there was a lot of wonderful entertainment by such luminaries as their sidekick, Dorothy Lamour, who, incidentally, stayed up through the Whole 14tt hours with them (and the three of them looked Just as fresh at the end as they did when they started). Kilo l'lnia, Martin and I .cwl, Rosenaso mary Clooney, Robert Young, Fred MarMurray, and many, many others. lllahllghls were probably the half-hoof lunacy contributed by Martin and Lewis and the priceless trio comprised of Hope, Crosby and 1'insa singing "Hoodle-Dtr-llo. . . Just hope now that Crosby will consent to having his own show this fall for he is sadly needed by a medium floundering for talent. FLATTI R CHATTFR COLUMBIA:-Do- ris Day has s good disc to follow her sensational Guy Is a Guy" , . . It's "Take Me in Your Arms" barked by When I Fall in Love" . . . Quite a change of pace for madam after her "Guy hit, but the nice thing about Doris is that she is versatile and can sing a novelty or ballad equally well , , , Toni Arden does a super Job on the new Take My Heart, a tune headed for the big time . . . 'Tell Your Tale, Nightingale" Is on the flip side . . . Arthur Godfrey keeps rolling with two cuties, Busybody" and "Can You Whistle, Johanna 7 i , "Well." said the put,,.,., am I to tell my wife?" The doctor thought f.,r minutes, then said. "Tell i. ,an- - suffering from svn. ' 'That will satisfy hi.r."' The patient did as lie Ww , "What is syncopation'." there?" asked Who-can-I-g- , YOU CANT WIN patient who digestive troubles was t0T specialist that he was dnnki- - the farmer's guest from the city. "Well." replied the fainter, "if I can find a renter for it, it's a bungalow, if I can't, it'a a barn." Who-will-I-ha- t. is that up over r..,.;. A think!" Three things a wise man does not do. He dues not plow the sky. He does not paint on water. And he does not argue with a woman. 'e.l "No he wouldn't." son. Some peopl,. eaten him. Hurrying into the council chamber of a Paris eonferenee, an American diplomat was pesteni by a reporter who demanded his views on un important internatiorii question. "Drn'l bother me now,t blurted the diplomat, I have make a speech. This is no time to Uinta, Cache, and Wasatch National Koreata in Utah. Included on the Itinerary for Utah are un inspection of the 33.000 acre reseeding project on the Dixie Kutionul Fureat and important research projects at the Desert Range, Great Busin, Research Centers and Waaatch to be conducted by Reed W. Bailey, Director of the Intermoun tain Forest and Range Experiment Station. "We feel honored that Chief McArdle la taking time to familiarize himself with the important national forest resource problems in the Intermountain Region. Mr. Olsen said. "The trip . will give the new Chief of the Forest view of the Sendee a bird'a-ey- c magnitude of the public's national forest resources and an understanding of the organization it takes to manage and protect them." There are 20 national forests in the Intermountain Region comprising nearly 31 million acres of and watershed timber, range BETH KEN TM The mol her told her I,!. ubout the lamb who . llv from the flock and wax ' "r h a wolf. "You see," ther. "if tli.- - lamb had l,,B.V.' stayed with the rio.-i,i "i wouldn't ha vi ''! iilh ! in 1, EUREKA COMMERCIAL (iOSIlKX RANDLE'S CLEANERS SERVICE MOTOR MARKET CORI. "r' 'k . .. i"?1 '' , .s! ' |