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Show he is not comparable with Theodore Roosevelt, who has traveled the cotin try over, lived east arid west, knbws the people, the country, and is a president of the people not controlled by Wall street and its influences. TRUTH. BEWARE OF IGE WATER! The Republican nominee for judge of the Fifth Judicial district, W. F. Knox, Vas in Salt Lake Tuesday, and to a query regarding the political outlook in the southern, country, replied: Republicans are gaining strength every day. The new party move has not reached us yet, and if it does, the threat which it holds out for the defeat of Roosevelt will prevent its getting a Many people drink too much ice water in hot weather and are injured thereby : ii Our American Beauty This is the latest and best brand foothold. of beer we have on the market It is equal to any of the imported judge Botkin has no sympathy with the new political move, and says; "1 would hot become associated with any hew political move which has for its foundatiori any one mans ambitions and battles, as I believe this American party to have, and particularly a man whom I believe would sell out the party at any stage where he thought his own interests would be advanced. varieties and superior to many In fact we are of the opinion we have all competitors distanced. It is carefully brewed, properly aged and cleanly bottled and is entirely free from impurities. Try a case and you will be prominent Republican from an outside county remarked yesterday to If you people will keep a Salt Laker: A your dogs at home, we will pull you Dont through on the state ticket. worry, brother, a barking dog seldom bites. We have got over the scare by the barking pack and are paying no further attention to them. highly pleased. SALT LAKE BREWING CO, . MORITZ, Vice'Prei. and Manager. oc-casion- ed We nolldt Family trade and promptly attend to orders received liy telephone. Bint np No. 17. The "American party shouid have secured rooms adjoining the Democratic headquarters in the Alta block. By so doing they would have saved a vast amount of wear and tear on stairs and elevator, and of valuable time to its officers and members. Every word which the Salt Lake, Tribune contains against the Republican state committee and its chairman is a direct blow at Roosevelt and Out of an average of twenty editorial articles appearing in the Tribune daily, fifteen of them are attacks upon tjj r Elisas Moms Sons Go the Republican party, and its that Senator Kearns is in the new party for revenge, and I for one am in the move to help him get I know his revenge. Joe Morris. K. K. P. A. Last night I dreamed. The dream was a passing one. I thought . strang? a man hit me on the head with a sledge hammer and while I stood and marveled at his familiarity I found myself just without the golden portals of heaven, trying to decipher the meaning of certain letters emblaz- MANTELS MANTELS MANTELS oned thereon. The letters were K. K. A. P. And while I vainly racked my aching brain to possess myself of their Secret I suddenly became conscious of the presence of a mighty angel, the renowned St. Peter, who carrier, dangling from his ample girth, the keys of his divine office. With St Peter was another, a Mightier one, wearing a crown more splendid to look upon than anything I. had ever seen, and he wore a smilel New and Beaiitifil ment Just ConsignReceived. the like of which has never been seen on earth. I removed my hat. I would have removed my shoes, too, had they given me time, for indeed I was afraid of the glory that shone around me; I felt somewhat out of my element. St. Peter saw this and said: Fear not, young man, you still have a chance to be saved; this, indicating the Mightier One with his finger, is the greatest In the kingdom, and he, like yourself, was once but a miserable worm of the dust. Speak to him What else could I do? I spoke to him; I asked: How in the name of hell did you get here? The Mightier Ones smile broadened as he replied: Why, I killed myself at a game of politics in Salt Lake. Everybody knows that, said I. What puzzles me is your presence up here when there is a specially prepared place below for such as you. Tell me how you worked it. Nothing easier. I done mankind a service; it was me that discovered the beautiful island of Alaska, and by G they had to reward me fer it. And then the Mightier One" loud and laughed long. And then St. Peter looked sad and tired and as though being an angel and holding the keys of heaven was not all that one could wish for. Great and glorious one, said I, growing bolder, tell me the significance of those letters over the en- trance. The what? The meaning of those letters; what do they stand for? Oh, them? Why, you see thems to be guessed. To be guessed by whom? No, not exactly by whom, but by anybody what wants ter get in. Is this heaven or is it not? Thems the questions. I fear I dont quite follow you, I said, as I turned to St. Peter, but before the angel could enlighten me the Mightier one replied: You sure dont till you kin guess them letters. St. Peter, are we now standing at heavens gate? I asked with all the soul I could throw into the question. Yes. I voted the Republican ticket; am I not entitled to enter? Under the former rules and regulations you would be, but the management has changed and the old rules hve been superceded by new ones. This, turning to the Mightier one, is now the power behind the throne. The devil he is! I exclaimed in amazement; but I saw at once my mistake and began to figure on a way of mending it, when St. Peter again spoke. Yes, the senior senator from Utah is now in control here, and the fact that a man voted the Republican ticket will not help him in the least In fact, they only may enter heaven now who can successfully guess the meaning of the letters over the main entrance. How many guesses may I have? St. Peter turned to the Mightier one and asked: How many guesses may the gentleman have? Give him three, Pete, came the answer, and with that I began to scratch my head. K. K. A. P., K. K. A. P., K. K. A. P., what in the name of all the fools on earth can they stand for? I asked myself, pacing the while back and forth, and then an idea struck me and I made my first guess. Turning to the Mightier one, I said: The letters stand for the name of a politcal party, and that name Is Kearns Kickers American Party; am I not right? Not by a damn site, answered the Mightier one, there aint no politics in this thing at all, and they cant be so long as Im running it. IM OUT OF POLITICS, SEE? Them letters . t |