Show County Chronicle Progress Thors August Millard 2 Page (ffomments - 1939 3 u vtess Don’t ) y am writing in regards lo the growing number of Personal Watercraft owners and riders in our area They are gelling a lot of attention of late not all of which is good There is recent legislation winch may ban die use of Personal Watercraft VeIt hicles from our public waterways has already happened in many aprts of California Arizona and Florida V'e don't want il to happen here too! A lot of the problems are caused by $ H-iV fv"j hit si ‘r JR Doodles J rv 1 1 be things loOne: The uneducated People ho purchase a personal watercraft vehicle (PWC) and don't realize they MUST obey all boating laws What they have actually purchased is a small boat therefore all boating la s must be obeyed die pervm dubbed “die ' To: Tins pervxn is die irresponSquid sible jerk who loves to show off (and generally is not a very good bo loves lo make rider ) Someone aves and noise and totally disreThis is die person gards die rules dl see jumping buoys in die you s miming area coming too dose lo other watercraft and skiers disre- - GEsMfflsraoim weta FGHiirjG for American Heart ojr life Association JJ Emily Post squid garding wakless rules and giving your Grandmother a heart attack There are many considerate reriders concerned about sponsible losing the sport we love but one bad apple can spoil everything Please don't let an already endangered species become extinct! Ride ALWAYS safely and responsibly Stay out of swimobey wakeless ming areas Stay fifty feet away from any other watercraft showing extra consideration to fishermen giving them more than fifty feet ALWAYS wear a life vest Young children should not operate PWC Be careful of consumption of alcohol Don't be a squid! Stay fifty feet away rrnng areas from any other watercraft showing extra consideration to fishermen giving them more than fifty feet ALWAYS wear a life vest Young children should not operate PWC Be careful of consumption of alcohol Don't be a squid! Thank you Tami Wagstaff and Hot works Built Custom Enjoy the News 7 o Whom It May Concern: Enclosed find a check for a year lo your paper We do subsenpuon enjoy your pubhcaUon and want to corunue reading the news Thank you Don't Let Alcohol Put You In The Drink nation's waterways are second only highways as the scene of accidentaJ with hundreds occurring annually The deaths majority of those deaths and thousands of injuries involve alcohol use To protect yourself your family and friends consider the following before taking to the water Our Motor Vehicle Scheds ule: Fillmore & Delta Millard County AssesOffice sor's Mondays 10:30 am "Women and Self Esteem" Turning Point Office Voc Center Delta Mondays 10 noon "Assertion I" Wed 10 noon "Life Management Skills" Tues 9 2 for 3 weeks August 1 8 Registration for Hunter Safety at Delta Police Station 9 am 5 pm August 3 i JoAnne Johnson program Delta City Library 7 pm 4 August Horse Show Fillmore Rodeo grounds up 4 pm show 5pm sign- Millard County The i: Chronicle Progress USPS toffl Publisher h Editor Outrun 6 Susan Editorial i: Ken Rand j: at Reporter Lage h Advertising U ood Riley t Saiet Accounts Rita Robinson Julie Ward filimore Wallet Evelyn Goerti Kec Saies Ward Goert: Design Office Manage' CtrcuidhonConip CircuiationFroductior Rita Robmson Commercial ShHir Printing j: Dulion Smgle Copy 50 cents Send Address changes POSTMASTER P0 So Delta 249 Utah ’111'' - i j w"J tewsmso-- jaiMs - School noon begins a ej shows Alcohol greatly sa'Vfy beer or Drinking wine while boating is just as dangerous as hard liquor A drinking 12 ounce beer a 14 glass of wine or a ounce shot of 1U0 proof liquor all pack the same 3 punch If you must drink while boating limit to one drink 4 consumption (in the quantities) every 90 to two hours and drink on an empty minutes never stomach Food helps slow the absorption of alcohol into the bloodstream come in on Tuesday the next week Thanh You will tie held lo diis insist "That’s my chair you’re sitting in" The chair actually is owned by die lioleJ or restaurant wliere you’re meeting but that’s beside die point If you expect to have more than one drink every 90 minutes or so let a operate the boat An impaned at the helm enperson dangers himself his guests and other boaters 5 6 obey Maybe we should change die stale slogan lo “Utah A Pretty Healthy Know the "rules of the water" and State” Recent statistics published by die US Department of Health and Human Services on coionary heart disease statistics put Utah in die lowest risk category along widi New Mexico and Hawaii The slates w ith die highest incidence of heart disease are Louisiana New York Kentucky and West them Tonsner brought makes us uncomfor- table” - Paul McMas- lers USA Todav “News is something wants to Everything else advertising” — Reu-ve- n Frank someone is AA MEETING SCHEDULE Monday - 8 pm Menial Health 51 North Center Open Meeting Wednesday - 8 pin Mental Health Office 51 North Center Closed Meeting ALANOII ednesday - 8 pm Mental Health Office W Call cr 5 0 - - Christmas shopping That's when most yellow and ties) green ues (and are sold Fall sales of stuff you didn't know you needed Summer — Frantic attempts by very white people lo tuns brown without crisping The search for die lost swimwhich suit mysteriously ming changed sizes over die winter Attempting t figure out who belongs to die suit you’re sure isn't yours dial you found in die closet Getting rid of your zuccini Sul) don't belieye me (but still reading die column?) Okay diose of you wlw jump right out of bed when die alarm clock goes off in die morning raise your land Howmany (A you don't? Sot? Each of us has certain rituals dial we do certain times of die day For Cato die Wonder Kitty example wakes me my writing companion up every morning at seven o'clock by sitting on my face and purring like a She insists laht I clean her catbox before I start writknow don't why but I do it ing because if I don't she scratches tier name in my leg a ritual response lo me not cleaning her catbox before write TTien diere’s Prof Mediocrity's insislance laht all English sentences go from left to right top to bottom - - lronttoback of Very him And die Informed Sourcerer who has slaved for the past 20 years with 1 know die same "lucky razor" what you're thinking Don't ask And Censorman with his lucky black felt tip pen Every morning lie blacks out the ingredients panel on his Chcerios (‘K' widi a little circle around it) He drapes a towel over tlie TV screen before lie watclies the evening news And of course diere’s Liule well still tied to die railroad tracks with die customary granny knoL As for die Editor (Editor's note: MM ’s comments about the Editor have been edited It’s traditional) by Dennis Hiukuiup CwnMuner lnfurmtiun tinier Utah Stale L'niveraiiy (MHCO “(It seems to be) easier to defend speech one agrees Mith than it is to stand up for speech that vie disagree vt ith or that very interesting fistfights and shootings have resulted from violations of dus concept as anyone who las driven on the LA freeway knows Ever played at the mall? Wahl fun huh? Some ritual tradition and custom are seasonal like Frinstance: Throwing out die first Spring major league baseball coach -- Mud The first disc jockey lo Winter call snow "the white stuff" a pretty healthy state Keep life jackets visible and accessible and never make someif one feel uncomfortable they choose to wear one 7 In the few minutes diey have been associated sitter and siuee have Some bond formed a territorial Utah (hr Government Employer' are again so deadlines bu ( am having machine trouble il be adhering smelly lo News and ads ML'ST be at the Delta or Fillmore offices NO LATER than MONDAY Items that fcan fcenmr f mtf fmd at torn Uur M tmor Hi 540 OWNtl' t (MlSOi 2 Shaunna Deadline Notice We S4C24 Middle note: like publishing Like F’rmstance when you go to a meeung w ith a bunch of people you've never met before and you take a break and everybody gets up and when you sit back down everybody sits in exactly the same chan diey sat in before Why is diis? Try dus some Ume: sit in a dil chan after die break Whoever sat in diat chair belore the break will ignore die 2 empty ones nearby and 13 registration 9 August 24 School ti Research intensifies the effect of caloric labyrinthitis the disorientation caused by cold water entering the A drinking ear person whose head is subnet ged may become so confused that he or she swims down to death rather than up to Mane Worley wedding reception 7 - 9:30 pm Delta 3rd 4th Ward 209 South 300 West August 12 Jennifer Sabey and Sid Tolbert wedding reception Delta Utah Stake Center 7 9:30 pm Delta In Advantr $2000 per year In County $1300 per f month Out o( County $2500 per year $1300 per 6 months Out o County Sutncriplioro 1 that three hours of normal boating exposure to noise motion sun wind and glare produces a kind of "boater's hypnosis" that can double reaction time Alcohol a decreases reaction time even more Show 16 about annual family reunions small town festivals like "Small Town Days" floating crap games and the muaJ return of tint grebe to its mating grounds outside Mea Culpa New Mexico I’m talking about those acts we do every day that have gone beyond routine to become ritual Routine might be like instance when you drive down t!e street and don’t expect and dial's to get strafed by an what doesn't happen We take this for granted so far Ritual is wfien you rub you r lucky buffalo skull dangling from your rearview mirror before you drive on die freeway wlwre die crazies hang out and you are always surprised dial you don't get killed Tle difference is w e lake routine for granted Ritual we don't If die above (Editor’s poser: routinely doesn't make much sense what can be said of diis ritual disclaimer? die first reader with die all correct answer gets a expenses paid trip for two lo Tahiti compliments of die (Anoter 7 Elder Shane Allgood mission report at 10:30 am Fillmore 4th Ward Elder Glen K Swallow mission report at 11:50 am Flowell Chapel an episode of "Lifestyles of theRich and Bored lo Death" Fm talking column) 11 & Canadian Motor Vehicle Registration Day which provide us with rich customs but there arc also liulc festivals that would never appear in ists Hinckley Rodeo Grounds signup 4 pm show 5 pm Service Officer for the American Legion will be at Delta Job Service 2 - 3 pm August 10 11 12 Millard County Fair ‘"'We are going to shine in ’89" Watts Of course ther are holidays like Christmas Easter Pioneer Days and Ritual tradition and custom may defined as diings we do for exno rational explanation Education Horse it) ing which pm August 10 August In County Ucw Hunter 9 Somebody once said vjmething profound about ritual tradition and custom being the mortar that keeps the bricks of civilization together don’t remember who said it hen where how or why it was said or exactly what was said but I'll bet it was so profound the host on whose it was said immediately broke for a commercial (Editor's note: The above paragraph is what we tall “full disclosure'' We will do il from time to time But don't expect us lo make a ritual of it It's a royal pain sometimes trying to figure out whether MM is telling tle truth or just wing- also be 9 Delta Middle School Class - August Circulation Julie & August Kirk PWiwhj ttttta UcattC ft l: Miss Millard Pageant Delta High School Auditorium 7:30 pm Pamela Smith and Evan Gordon wedding open house 6 - 7:30 pm Smith residence 3020 West 3000 South Delta August 7 Tryouts for MHS Girl's Tennis Team 5 pm school courts August r tvr 5 August by Ken (stubbornly Rand f E L Stuart Community Calendar cr meets EDITOR TRUCK 5 VCURS (Till PEAl Media Man! TO THE - f Virginia Utah Slate Georgia Lauritzen University Extension nutritionist in die College of Family Life speculates that our health is related to the Utah hlestyle She says Utah always scores well in Centers fur Disease Control risk Western stales residents in factors general have lower levels of obesity and higher levels of physical activity Utah is generally lower in most chronic diseases The sum sues are adjusted lo account for dd Terences in the suite's average ages so Utah's larger than average family size does not eTe the statistics Lauritzen says of College Deloy Hendricks Family Life professor of nutrition agrees that the lifestyle is die key but dere are more easily factors as well I Hendricks incidence of dustrial hvaig ing habits are says we have a low smoking and less incondiUons Our eatslightly better dian die national averages in that we consume mof e fruits and vegetables and less faL We also consume higher levels of Vitamins C and A Uian die national average Utahns are high in meat and dairy product consumption Aldiough Uns was once diought to be an indicator of coronary problems lie says yjme of the most recent research suggests diat die stearic acid in meat may be protective against bean problems Both Lauritzen and Hendricks conclude diat it is difficult lo pin down exaedy what Utahns are doing better It is a complex combmaUou of dungs It may even be sumediing in die genedc pool of Utahns dial makes diem less susceptible to lieart disease If we knew exaedy wtiat it was maybe we could sell it For now it will just have to be another state attractiun “One man’s ceiling Is another man’s floor”— Mork I |