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Show i yu. v: nrsprrfu 7 DIXIE SUN Excuse me, what did you say? Love is in Need students share to break with ice? something Try some of these lines on that cutie you've been checking out in class Pick-u- p lines: If you were a burger at McDonald's, I'd call you McBeauliful If I followed you home, would you keep me9 I'm new m town Could you give me directions to your apartment? All no those curves, and me with brakes If you took eleven roses and stood m front of a mirror you'd see twelve of the most beautiful things in the world Are you from Tennessee? No, why? Because you're the only 10 I see1 Nice may not be Fred Fknstone, but I can make your bed rock' I pants Can I test the zip- per? Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Guadalupe? a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you Are you Let's do breakfast tomorrow Should you? I call you or nudge If you were a booger I'd pick you first Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away Trust us, it doesn't take much to pick up the average guy Hi Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas? Go over to the person with a sugar packet and say, "Excuse me, I think you dropped your name tag " The body is made up of 90 water and I'm thirsty If someone is wearing a shirt with writing on it, go up to her and ask her, "Can I read your shirt m Braille?" Are you sure you don't want another drink? I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house rather watch football and drink beer with you than go I'd shopping love it when you play golf on Sundays, I wish you had time to play on Saturdays too I is way better understand fully anniversary comes I 11 the air DSC pick-u- p Here are some funny things you will probably never here your significant other say! Your mother than mine is -- their best and worst Valentine's days by Lora Hudson Dixie Sun Staff Writer In light of the holiday, 10 DSC students share their best and worst Valentine's Day experiences In 10th grade I sang a girl Take My Breath Away by Berlin over the intercom at school light-enMitchell, from Choctaw, Okla Andy d our every year and I want you to go hunting with the guys, it's a wonderful stress reliever I make enough money for the two of us, why don't you retire and get that nagging golf handicap down to 7 or 8 O O 2 2 Jessica Wignall, DSC student from Spanish Fork, Utah. got all dressed up and my boyfriend at the time took me to dinner at 5 Alls, a really nice restaurant in Salt Lake City where wed gone for our senior prom two years earlier Afterwards, he took me to a ski resort w here we'd had our first date, and proposed as we were gazing " up at the stars I Jessica Wignall, Fork, Utah Listen, Andy Mitchell, DSC student from Choctaw, Okla. see LOVE Spanish page 12 1 If! ?i: 51.1 tiSJMftUS A 9 r f Ui ' 0!. A A 9 |
