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Show THE DIXIE SUN FOUR The Call Em Thore this one about the travel- deer tag. and he pointed to the tell-tal- e tag. ing salesman who car broke down Well, Ill be a ?! V4 Vi ! 3A (dirty on a country road. Walking to the said Jeff. You can have your nearest farmhouse, he knocked on bird), o! deer. Anyone whos fast enough the door and asked the farmer if to keep up with a deer, and tag it he could have a room for the night. while hes running, deserves someSure, said the farmer, but youll thing. Son! have to sleep with my son. Let us take this space to firmly Great state that there is no truth to the exclaimed the salesman. merciful heavens, Im in the wrong rumor that Gary Cooper has agreed to stay on at Dixie to assist Mr. joke Once again we take pen in hand, Valenzuela in teaching nose in foot, and attempt to eek dance. out a thought of two for the Call Psychoanalysis Department (or) Em. That reminds me I promi;J A Chat A Day Keeps The Neurosis I wouldnt tell you folks, but the Away. Did temptation is What the Psychoanalyst heard . . you know that Johnnys wifes I think my guilty feeling stems brother is expecting? Yes, and do vou know what hes expecting? from the time I was a boy scout. I tried to help a little old lady across Well, ask Mr. Woodbury! he street; we were both hit by a of Mr. Incidentally, speaking Woodbury, I happen to know that car. he knows a very gay joke at least Recent worlds series sports note I . . It looks like itll take the presume it's gay. The boys he told were intensely amused. Rebels to beat the Yankees. Maybe I shouldnt keen bringing Say. d:d you hear what happened to Ar Ilafen on the deer hunt? Well back the subject of Mr. Woodbury, Arlen was up Hull Creek where the but Rose Mary had this to say one bucks come binger and better than evening not so long ago: Mr. if you ever try anywhere else in Utah. Very early to short-she- Woodbury, our beds again,' Im the firs' morning of the hunt, Arlen walked a few yards from camp eoing to take this hot iron and and spotted a magnificent buck all 'hose you down the elevator!!! get any wrong ideas; it posed and readv for the shot. So Ar (Dont t really Mr. Woodburys fault. shot! One bullet and the buck was down. Quickly Ar ran fo the huge How would vou like to ride all the creature and clamped his deer tag wav to Ogden and back with six Jim, and Mr. firmly into the proper place. Sur- gigglv girls? John, Woodbury lived it! If you dont beprise ! The deer was up and on its lieve me, ask them ! On second way. again. Just a slight oversight Ar had forgotten to slit its throat thought dont! Wife to her husband one mornNow began the big chase Ar and 'he deer The deer running for its ing: Why couldnt you sleep last life, Ar to retrieve his deer tag! night? Husband: Because the window a but shot out, rang Suddenly shades were up. not. from Ars nun. Across the gul-leWife: Whv didnt you pull them stood Jeff Holland. He was the man who had downed the prize. A down? few long strides brought him to the Because they were Husband: buck. Out came his hunting knife. across the street. Slit! went the knife dead lav the And in closing, may we impress deer. upon you this very good suggesHey, yelled Arlen. Thats my tion: deer! This is National Park and Recreation Week. This week, park and "Your deer? Rut I shot it! have some recreation! See here! yelled Ar Heres my Bye now ! Real Dixieites Now ! creative over-powerin- . w.-n- ! ! y ! -- a Stop In j For Expert, Economical j I Gatherye Rosebuds Are you a sufferer of persecution for sound scientific principles? For the illiterate (the common persecution means unjust rebukes for your praiseworthy and unshakablv firm beliefs against overworking your gray cells. If you are one of these unfortunates, you have three alternatives: 1. You can obliterate your tormentors by some sort of slow torture. 2. You can become a lowly grease blotch on the pages of history. Rut if this upsets you unnecesherd), Watch Repair, and for I All Your Jewelry Needs. Dixie Jewel Shop - r Students Como in and get acquainted. j i j I I j j THELMAS 40 North Main Back to school clothes I Jantzen Tenna Paige Candy Jrs. Campus Casuals j I By Stan Allen 1) was. Asked how he likes it at Dixie Joe replied, I like it fine; the longer I stay, the better I like it. Dixie reminds me of Texas only its hotter there; but the people here are like the people in Texas friendly and nice. Joe plays any position on the line, and fullback if necessary; obviously, a good man to have around. Mike Brenner, a halfback, hails from Charleston, S. C. It was Douglas Pearce, a Dixie graduate and EDS missionary, who conver'ed Mike to the LDS faith, and persuaded him to come here to school. Mike was born in Miami, Fla., but has lived most of his life in Georgia. When asked how Dixie appealed to him, Mike said, I like the school, its a good one, and the kids are all friendly. But I do get a bit lone-l- v at times; Im 2900 miles from home. I miss the ocean and fhp swimming there, and also the rice and cotton plantation where I lived. But things are working out for me. Mike has had four years of high school football, three of them in Georgia, and one in South Carolina. A. Karl Larsen, the fourth member of Real Dixie, is Real Dixie through direct descent and Real Dixie St. George Dixie, that is from pure love. Born at Washington. Utah, Mr. Larson attended high school at naturally St. George. He graduated from Dixie College, and then from the BYU with an AB degree in 1922. In 1926 he received his masters degree from the BYU. He was married to Katharine Miles in 1928. A very versatile person, Mr. Larson has taught music, art, English, and history. Hurricane, Washington, Woodward, and Dixie College have served as his teaching homes. Since he is a devotee of history, his recent book. Red Hills of November, the biography of Utahs cotton town, came as no surprise. It was published in 1958, the year Washington, which was its subject, held its Centennial celebration. Previously Mr. Larson had written as his masters gin River Basin Agricultural Pioneering in the Lly IN ATHLETICS, SUCCESS Keith Rogers, a Dixie alumnus, who sold him on the idea of coming to Dixie, And, says Joe, five telephone calls and a week later here I i . like success in any sport or profession, is a frame of mind. More players fail mentally than physically. The boy who acquires a proper mental attitude toward the game, and, along with it, realizes that most successful ball players are made, not born, will be on the road to success and should have no diffi- culty in becoming reasonably adept at this great program. The road to development of ones best'self is not easy. But it is espe- dally difficult for the boy who thinks success can be attained by ou ija or some board method. If a boy is willing to work both physically and men- tally, and will give the various suggestions which he gets an honest try, he will develop his talents to a high degree, and have the time of his life doing it. He must resolve to be honest with himself and pursue his course to the very end if he hopes to ac- quire mental attitudes that will prove beneficial, both in sports, and life. The payoff in athletics goes to the boy who aspires to be outstanding and does not overlook any de- tail that contributes to success. He pays special attention to weak- nesses, keeps an open mind, and tests especially those ideas he is inclined to doubt. Failure is the lot of the boy who thinks he knows all the answers, while success comes to the boy who is inclined to listen to wise counsel. hocus-pocu- j i j j j w j j ( r ? j s j ; , ! ' i j j j ' ' j Study in style with a Motorola portable model radio. At prices students can afford. i F Snow Furniture Co. I; E. B. C! Neighbors sarily, (and it will), you may 3. Join the Wadus (Cool Wad us), a degenerate form of the Beet generation which consists mostly of corn, cabbage, peas, beans, onions. squash, potatoes, etc. These vegetable Dixieites in sist on smoking nothing in their pipes and drink-i;into obhvion on coo' 'hen-selve- ' at SPORTS FAN Dixie (Continued from Page ! ! October 24, 1958 any Lovely larger diamonds . . distinctive stylings . . . attractively low prices on the Keepsake of your s wodu. Tor more information, write to "Mrtvrs Anonymous. or contact the local wadu recruiting service in care of this paper. Signed Assorted Imbeciles choice. indei : Th f ' : but I for our pocketbook dont see it listed here! give you? anyv McArthur Jewelers i Elks to 7: Ca Aldri chair Prt lenge |