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Show Pago 7 LAUGHS H CONGRATULATIONS Pi ut h or ! cl cl D Ga i ii er Scientist OOPERATION--CONSERVATI- JASPER ON (Censored) Jaspor Says: As many athletic and programs Bring a piece as iron every day. activities possible should bo held in he day time this year. part to win this of scrap Do your war, With tiro rationing alWhat town is this? From and in effect gas the looks of tho side-wal- k ready rationing duo, a lot of- it is the "Great White o bus service and run- Way." So lot's keep up around in cars will that Dixie Spirit. to o be cut down, conserving of gasand Tho tires is a national proj- A KISS JONES IS STUDENT A FAITHFUL in Miss Hallams ect and rates our 100$ co- shorthand Miss class. hours operation. Special Jones' students enjoy the can be requested for the class as much as she does. activities such and as intra-mur- al D ALENE ALLEN. PRESIDENT, able to students these activities, too. the wook. dents will be tend as pro--.rar- This way more stu- games. at- D WRITE GIRLS CLUB is. among the enrolled during new D. J. C. WILL HAVE TO FIND a now assistant editor now that Ross has SOLDIERS TO THE THE vory timely and worthy been named president. D suggestion was made by President Snow when he HAS BEEN FOUND. Hb Tgested that one of the is none other than K. D. ubs, perhaps the liter-r- y Williams. Willa Rae has club, make a project also been advanced to the the addresses 'f former Dixie students hat are now in the servfinding es of riting our country, and Where-ev- er to them. these '1ch fellows are, support and 1 thought-ne- be sure would appreciated. How ss to about A PRESIDENT SNOW GAVE girls of the college timely advice the somo Wednesday on heir place in the war vOt. -- HE ef- - pharmacist) that pre- position of assistant editor. Clark Hafen is a new s taff reporter. Do you mean aspirin? Scientist: That's right. "Here, boy," the wealthy "I want motorist said, somo got a gasoline, and pleaso You'll move never world Push is on! get anywhere unless you in tho push. essential. I was young that got mo When I pushed and where I am." guv'nor," replied the boy, "there is not a drop of gas in tho place, so I reckon youll have to push again!" "'Well, t "You and pump "What look hollow-chest- ed thin," said the air to tho inner tube. seems to be the ma- tter?" "Incomo D A v of Pharmacist: m- of (To me somo monacoticacidester pared of saliculic acid. it -- Subscriber: Telephone No, but yours is the nearest guess today so far, Give WESLEY A. NELSON. MG ij ! Are you Exchange 13121 GRfTIGLE STORES I Distant Voico: tacks," the inner tube. In Memo replied ri am rocked tho boat, Did Ezra Shank: Ho Those bubbles mark o 0 o o 0 Where Ezra 0 sank! |
