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Show The Dixie Owl, St. George, Utah 2G One evening Bro. Miles was helping Walter with his arithmetic. if George should tell five the day how he would have in both killed before, many rabbits Now Walter, he said, you that he killed three rabbits yesterday and days? Oh about one or two, said Walter. One or two? Why, Walter, five and three make eight. Yes, but I know Georges habits, replied Walter. Good, better, best, Never let it rest, Till the good is better, And the better, best ! Can you imagine Karl Savage in knee breeches. Stephen Wells with Mr. Romneys hair. Henry Miles stepping with Afton Spilsbury. Rulon Taylor in high heeled shoes. Mr. McAllister with his hair combed pompador. Clarance Abbot and Marion Gates gambling. Clarence Cottam stepping out of the pool room with a ten inch cigar in his mouth. Father, said Katherine, Ive got a sentence here Id like you to punctuate. You know something about puncua-tiodont you ? A little, answered the cautious banker as he took the of slip paper she handed him. This is what he read : A five dollar bill flew around the corner. Id simply put a period after it, like this, he said. I wouldnt answered Katherine, Id make a dash after it. n, How can a man keep straight when he is trying to make both ends meet ? |