| Show TVFEATURES The Salt Lake Tribune I Thursday September IL 1992 Ann Landers: Say Goodbye To Bisexual Boyfriend Dear Ann Landers: "Sadder But Wiser in Ohio" is right on the money If the man you are dating tells you Ihe "doesn't know" if he is gay run for your life Ann you've said many times that you no longer believe sexual orientation is a matter of choice and you are right It isnt One man I was dating told me he had been thinking a lot about his sexuality and decided he preferred women That's when I said "Oh really?" and got the hell out I was angry and felt betrayed for a long time I had known some gays in college and many more in TAR 1 ARIES MAR 21 According to the Stars To develop message for Thursday read words corresponding to numbers of your Zodiac birth sign 7- - Jt TAURUS APR i MAY 20 4- 2 JUPE 20 J70-77-81-85 CAmctit JUNE 21 22 7 LEO 23 kJULY 22 1 VIRGO AUG 23 4 ?A di-1-6 SEP Li You Is Any 22 dtb SAGITTARIUS 22 DEC' 0 6:ts Ar 2 The bidding: East South West North 1 1 Pass 27 ) 2 NT Pass 3 NT Pass Pass Pass Pass Opening lead: Seven of In 1964 Ralph Cohen of Montreal was a key member of the Canadian team that reached the semifinal of the World Team Olympiad These days it is his sons Billy and Jordan who keep the family name in the forefront Here's Jordan on defense on this deal from the recent Summer North American Championships in Toronto North-Soutreached three no trump on a routine auction Jordan West led the seven of spades and since declarer could not be sure that West held both high spade honors the six was played from dummy and the trick was taken in hand with the queen Declarer cashed the ace of hearts then ran four club tricks What would you discard from the West hand? Two sluffs are easy to make — the two red fours What about the other two? Should West discard the five and ten of spades declarer will cash the remaining high hearts and exit with a heart West will be able to win and cash two spade tricks but then will have to lead away from the ace of diamonds to give declarer the fulfilling trick West foresaw this ending and discarded the K 10 of spades holding onto the five would no longer work Now the throw-ibecause West would be able to cash the ace of spades then put East on lead with the nine to play a diamond through the king Alas for the best-laiplans of mice and men When declarer cashed a second heart East pitched a spade and the contract was home! 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Lori 5a-defen- manual Some book Andrew gat I I I 1-- - I 'Ilk s 1 ! i on it 51u9" 1 1 i4o - It71 so: t elf$ Notuuttil 30) affiliate Her last day at KUTV will be Wednesday said Jeffrey B IN Hatch Lifer tas - 119401 8 1:45 cm cm the Minute Up to 2:05 'Lai:— CI T Three's Company —210 am 4 Webster 11 Robin Hood Trail 2:35 am - X American 2- Nightside Family Feud 3 cm 14:t i 1052m 2 Rhythm and Blues In stereo Q 4 Room for Two In stereo Q 9 Amentan rt Forum Martm In stereo Q t193Bi Jean Webster - IS- 4 Night Court 11 pm Beyond To 1:40 - Ci- You Bet Your Life In 10:40 pm "The Leav - Case Donald Cook Rouveroi CI stereo am ith Bob Cos Movie It enworth The Tonight Show In stereo CI MASH Studs 14 In the Heat of the Night In stereo 13 1110 pm 4 Inside Edition 13 Arsenio Hall In stereo 11 4 World News Now 3:05 cm 14 Movie The Snake 11961i John McCarthy Susan - Woman- Travers pm Cheers In stereo Hometront In ste CI 1 4 am Si CNN News starring Robert Urich now being being filmed in Utah is looking for 150 or so adult male and female Hispanic extras (no children) for an upcoming episode Interested applicants should send a snapshot or photo of themselves plus a telephone number where they can be reached during the day or evening to: Crossroads Casting 2900 S State Salt Lake City UT 84115 (Mail applications only) Ordinarily extras are paid $50 a day (that means being available on location for 12 hours) and $35 for a half-day MISCELLANY: As anticipated CBS's analysis of its Murphy Brown ratings for Monday's premiere was "adjusted" Wednesday CBS had touted the comedy's ratings as the highest for a series episode on any network in the past two years But a calmer more deliberate examination of AC Nielsen's numbers indicated the episode "was the highest-rate(293) on any network since Nov 8 1990 (Cheers 200th episode 294 rating) not Jan 12 1989 when Cosby scored 298 as previously d announced" I CAR CROOKS: ABC's chief correspondent Chris Wallace reports on auto-repafraud and crooked car mechanics who swindle customers out of mil- Ilarold L Schindler Television Editor - heads at KUTV Moore began her broadcast ea- reer as a reporter for KBYU and after working in director-M- s CALL FOR MOVIE EXTRAS: The casting direc- on Prime Time Live tonight at 9 on KTVX Using test cars prepared by experts and outfit- ted with an hidden camera the investigation documents case after case of fraudulent auto repair Car mechanics blatantly rip off customers by charging for repairs that were never performed or by turning minor repairs into expensive overhauls For example: One mechanic turns a loose spark plug into a $140 repair Another uses a spray cleaner to make an old part look new and then charges more than $100 for the "new" part At a different garage Wallace uncovers a scam that truly drives car owners crazy — the repair job that just keeps growing In the second half of the program correspondent Nancy Collins interviews Dustin Hoffman in Los Angeles under-the-hoo- d four-mont- h THE WORD IS: In a story CBS says the US government does not want told a senior American pilot flying in Operation Desert Storm tells Bob McKeown on Street Stories (tonight at 8 on KSL) that the US Air Force gunship Spirit Zero Three which was shot down with 14 special forces troops aboard was on a mission "tantamount to suicide" Some special forces members tell Street Stories if they have been threatened with they disclose what they know of the plane's high-rismission in the Gulf War court-marti- k AND MORE: Looking over its shoulder at a dismal past season LA Law is making some sweeping changes when it debuts in its fall premiere on Oct 22 (KUTV 9 pm) Actor A Martinez joins the cast in the role of new law partner Daniel Morales a handsome single father who arrives with a briefcase in one hand and a daughter in the other Martinez becomes part of the ensemble cast that includes Alan Rachins Michael Tucker Joanna Frank Larry Drake Blair UnderViood Corbin Bernsen John Spencer Richard Dysart Jill Eikenberry Susan Ruttan and Sheila Kelley 0 ISAAC ASIMOV'S SUPER QUIZ ) - 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