Show TVFEATURES The Salt Lake Tribune Ann Landers: Stop With the Dear Readers: That erroneous plea on behalf of Craig Shergold is loose again Remember him? He's the English lad who had a malignant brain tumor and wanted to be in the Guinness Book of World Records for receiving the greatest number of cards 1 thought we settled that number a while back but apparently the hobbyists have found another "cause" and 1 am being inundated once more with letters to "help this boy realize his dream" The facts are as follows: Marian Shergold Craig's mother announced that Craig had received more than 33 million cards from all over the world including cards from former President Reagan President Bush Margaret Thatcher and Mikhail Gorbachev She said the family was thrilled about the generous response but now get-we- ll STAR GAZE POLL- AN-- 21 V According to the Stars To develop message for Tuesday read words corresponding to numbers of your Zodiac birth sign - 448-64-7- yt TAURUS' APR 20 HAY 201 GEMINI 21 20 &52-59-80-8- 6 CANCER 21 22 8- - 4 LEO JULT 23 v4- - AUG 22 23 V619111G0 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 22 SAGITTARIUS 22 Al DEd 21 70 Deciding 77 You 78 Make DEC 22 t9 79 The 80 Surprise 81 Facts 82 All 83 Big 84 Be 85 Company 86 Today 87 Tonight 88 Pleased 89 Mistake 90 Angles II GOT tiER AN AND WIN S5 SHE ON HER FORK FOR t44 LPISCES '? 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kaL Reading Rainbow Q !It Today's am (21(4) News (5 This Morning Craig recovered more than a year ago Chain letters of any kind are a plague on mankind and I discourage them whenever possible So dear readers please please if you receive any of these pesky things in the mail particularly regarding Craig Shergold tear them into little pieces and feed them to the fish 23 NOV Give 6 which does not make a great deal of sense since SCORPIO Any Your '7 11 581-777- 7 14 Happy Days 9:30 am News Morning '11 Devotional Forum M This Morning's Business Goren Bridge 21M Winner 71 5 13 KULL (I) KBYF 575-533- 3 14 Movie Escape-'it 119801 Timothy Rot toms Kay Lent 5:30 cm ' KSI KCED Instructional TV Mister Rogers Neighborhood 0 :11 Muppet Babies AM Weather well-wishe- y rsj 9 11 am 5:15 cm h 61 Learned 33 Brass 34 Harmony 35 Ring 36 Everyone 37 As 38 Will 39 An 10 Will 40 That 11 Boss 41 Specific 12 An 42 With 13 Good 43 You're 14 Makes 44 Timing 15 Agreement 45 Details 16 The 46 With 17 Friend 47 Is 18 Is 48 Enhances 19 Will 49 Opinion 50 A 20 Bottom 51 Must 21 News 22 Enjoy 52 A 23 Give 53 Way Be 54 Call 24 25 Of 55 Be 26 Grab 56 Only 27 The 57 Person 58 Off 28 Your 29 Comment 59 Pleasant 30 Comes 60 Your I1J71-77-79-8- 1 - 31 Happy 32 Forged 2 Get 3 Long 4 All 5 Participants 6 Time 7 To 8 Feel 9 In tIV4-57-68-69- 1 W:111NE You 1 SEPT OCi 972-177- MX IL LIBRA Your Daily Activity Guide It A-- 9 9e1?MAT i( 973-30(- L4J 5 Sher-gold- —it ic 11) Kr11 2J 4) NewsQ El AgDay get-we- ll By CLAY R ARIES HI"?‘1114-29- get-we- ll get-we- ll C7 TODAY'S TELEVISION SCHEDULE cards than any person in the world Isn't that a beautiful story? Well I agree that it is but for some mysterious reason the campaign for more cards has taken on a new life I am suddenly swamped once again with letters urging me to appeal to my readers to send Craig a s card I suspect the must be inundated once more with a flood of cards from hopes people will stop sending cards (they were receiving several thousand every day) because the house has run out of space the garage is also full and she has no place to put them In spite of her efforts to stop the flood the cards continued to pour in I decided to call Marian Shergold in London and get the full story She told me that John Kluge a lionhearted Virginia billionaire had arranged for Craig to have brain surgery performed in Charlottesville and brought over the entire Shergold family so they could give Craig moral support Happily the operation was a total success and Craig made a brilliant recovery He is doing beautifully and the prognosis for a healthy happy life is excellent Craig did indeed make the Guinness Book of World Records for having received more get-we- ll MM Cards Akeady Get-We- ll 1992 11 Tuesday August target date for the changeover which will include separating k Harold Schindler 4 k Ar 0 the AMFM stations Scott Fisher and Todd Collard currently simulcast on both frequencies during morning drive time They will be heard only on FM once Petersen's show debuts on the AM side That also means a new station format will be developed from 10 am through the afternoon on KISN 570AM The station will continue to carry news Dave Blackwell with sports and Utah Jazz basketball Petersen is a veteran broadcast personality who includes a number of character impressions in his show notably those mentioned earlier (Captain Pequod and Co) He Mary Louise ended more than a decade of air time with KALL Radio in late June when that station changed management - e i Television Editor think he puts a cork in the hole in his nose?" To A Current Affair correspondent Jeanne Wolf Fields adds "I think we're gonna get a substantial money judgment which Michael is gonna give to Do they charity" MISCELLANY: Five special episodes of Mister Rogers' Neighborhood devoted to preparing youngsters for their first day of school will be rebroadcast beginning this morning at 7 on KUED continuing daily through Friday and concluding next Monday The five specials were produced to help preschoolers with their first day — "an anxious sometimes frightening experience for many AND MORE: Effective today will be heard on 1320 AM while its former frequency (860 AM) becomes KLZX AM simulcasting classic rock & roll with its KLZX KCNR-New- s FM933 counterpart I c COMMERS HILLS: Watching the medal ceremony for Team USA basketballers I was struck by the intensity with which Mi- RADIO SIGNALS: Fans of Captain Pequod Mary Louise r The EnHowe The lightened One and Shazam the Wonder Cat will be delighted to learn that Hans Petersen is returning to Utah's airwaves in as the morning personality for KISN 570AM from 6 to 10 am Randy Rodgers general manager of KISN AMFM broke the news Monday pointing to Sept 21 as the Teen-age- chael Jordan chewed bubble gum As the National Anthem played Jordan continued chewing — not easy to do while attempting to keep his American in place over the dreaded Reebok logo he was determined to cover He probably will be offered a bubble gum endorsement soon flag-drap- e Bay ri DENNIS THE MENACE by Hank Ketcham naZ WA Whem did you find them ? 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