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J ..- h fun-hou- P Claims Edge in Radar Game 11 Continued From SV-- I all times, clocking speeds. Officers get uround it by keeping the gun off, then quickly pulling the trigger as a car 'approaches. The radar detector buzl,es its warning at the same time the cars speed is read out on the radar gun It gives them just enough to let them know they've been hit," the trooper said, Trooper Ogden takes advantage of the fact that his patrol car has no emergency lights on the roof, and he plays games on people with detectors. lie will follow a motorist with a radar detector and hit the trigger on his gun just enough to make the detector blink. After doing this a few times the driver thinks something is malfunctioning and he "will just turn the thing off," Trooper Ogden said. People who decide that the detector 15 worth the money can spend $80 The speed limit is one law that most people disobey. But still, some can't excuse the fact that corporations are making money en a device that er.eour;ges people to break the Troopers who spoke to The Tribune say motorists tell them a number of reasons why they buy detec-tors. People tell you they don't intend on speeding," UHP Sgt. Claron Brenchley said, laughing. 'They tell me it makes them a better driver or it reminds them to stay at 55." Studies have shown, however, that people who do buy the radar detectors tend to drive faster than people who don't. Despite this fact, the dein 48 states, includtectors I to VW. . aw, "People are trying to evade apprehension as a result of the detectors," LIM' Cu!. Dennis Nordielt said. The UHF has never initiated an action to make radar detectors illegal, "put if someone else were to do it, we Would probably support it," he added. "Some officers would prefer they be illegal," said Sgt. Brenchley, "but they are there and that's the way it : are-leg- ing Utah. When the guns were first intro duced,,stories about clocking trees at 100 mph were told. This prompted many people into purchasing detectors for protection against faulty radar guns. "A-on- The radars work even though people say they don't," Sgt. Brenchley said. ",lost like any electronic device, a radat, gun can malfunction. The guns ate inspected every six months and go through a tuning test each time the trooper goes on duty." Hindu yogis. come on, you can do it! Only two more-t. at and smiled. She was making a fortune me up a- -. torturing innocent linguini lovers and she wasn't even sweating. ten, and it's on to aerobics!" . I put Fonda on pause and poured "What? Not even a break? myself a drink on ice. The fettuccine had turned cold and the room was hotter than a Roman bathhouse. I opened the windows, watched joggers run by with their Walkman headgear and decided that I must go on. Even if it killed me; even if I never ran to the pizza delivery man again or tasted another chocolate-creaeclair, I must go on. I had paid $39.95 plus postI might as well get my money's worth. age for this abuse One of Jane's assistants with a waist the size of a doughnut hole took over the aerobics portion and sang the workout theme song, "Do It," while the rest of Jane's class rippled their stomachs, swiveled their hips. and jogged in place, effortlessly. The chorus of "Do It" doesn't offer much in the way of positive reinforcement: "There is much more to you than meets the eye; there is much C'mon, do it! Do it! Do iltttlttl, oh, more, if you'll only try yealthhhh!" "If you can sing along with Leslie, then you know you're breathing properly," said Jane, who was breathing properly. "There is (pant! much kflaspl more huff to me puff than meets the clutch hands to throat! eye Don't do d, crawl to ruleo machine oh yeahhhilli!" Enough was enough. I shut the machine off. Jane could take her buttock-tuc"Saran exercises and her jungle-prin- t Wrap-cling- " tights and swivel her hips all the way to Tripoli, for all I cared. I had more important things to do. I swiveled my fork around a hefty amount of cold fettuccine and began my own workout plan: ." that fork! that beer can Dom DeLuise would be proud. "A-fiv- e, - training January, following a Bountiful police report of a husband-wif- e fight and the husband's insistence, after finding his estranged wife apparently having sex with another man, that she be prosecuted. Had he not filed, the man would "go " directly to you guys the press, said prosecutor Martin and, because tile adultery law is technically valid, he felt he would "rather explain why we did file than why we didn't." In recognition of the potential embarrassment to the defendants, they were identified by initials only. Mr. Martin said he filed to test the constitutional issues involved and, if the laws are ruled invalid, to allow testimony of extramarital relationdisships into divorce in child-custod- y putes. Currently, because adultery and fornication are crimes. the prospective divorcees can claim the right if asked against about their boyfriends of girlfriends. Citing several incidents of child-abusmurders. "all women with live-ithe county attorney boyfriends," said: -- If there's something behind this !court actions. its this situation. I don't want to see the little kids when they're injured. Children with promiscuous parents are at risk." Before the Davis County case, a court challenge to the fornication laws ,would have been difficult because': those violating the law could not say they are potentially threat e n ened with prosecution, said Mr. Barnard. Now his clients, who are also unnamed in their suit, are using that case as a legal springboard to overturn the statute. The attorney, whose case does not involve adultery, said he views the here Are Utah Law, On Sex Non-Marit- al Four Utah laws govern consensual sex outside of traditional, monogamous marriage. The statutes are as follows: Fornication: An unmarried person who voluntarily has sexual intercourse with another person has committed the crime of fornication, which is classified a Class B misdemeanor. Adultery: A married person who has sexual intercourse with a person other than his or her spouse has committed adultery, which is a Class A misdemeanor. Sodomy: Sodomy, a Class B misdemeanor, prohibits both anal intercourse and oral sex between unmarried heterosexuals. Married couples are exempted by law from the statute. ony in Utah. ses- Bull-garian- sion. Then every three years officers must be certified again to operate the radar. oiliie,ir - .The state would d be to prove there is a victim. The real victim is traditional religious values," Mr. Barnard said. The basis of this llawsult j is invasion of privacy," he said. "What people do in their own bedroom is their own business." In recent years. that type of statement has been gaining more legal validity. However, it is not absolutely true, particularly if the people are both men or both women and what they want to do is have a homosexual od is worth Atlanta man's case maintained, through reference to subsequent Supreme Court decisions, that the question of private sodomy as a crime had not been resolved. And the same court ruled the Atlanta man had the right to have an intimate gay relationship in the privacy of his home. "The activity he hopes to engage in." stated the decision, "is quintessentially private and lies at the heart of an intimate association beyond the reach of state regulation." While chances of a legislative attack on Utah's sodomy law are slim, a majority of the Supreme Court justices could effectively do the same thing in the next few weeks or months. Also possible, depending on the outcome of the current fornication and adultery cases, a lawsuit here challenging the sodomy statutes. "I have people that have expressed concern about it," said Mr. Barnard. "When the legislature was considering the seat belt law they debated that. for hours on end, because they think it's an invasion of privacy," he said. "Then you move from seat belts in public to the privacy of someone's bedroon) and the Legislature says. 'Well. we'll dictate that.'" E:14ECTROLUX , . k "A-on- e, . Jock, Colby, 2 & 5 lb. - on purchase. Coupon double on Saturday. One coupon per purchase. Expires May 10, 1986. d rehabilitation. long-ter- Nurses from Cottonwood Hospital will visit schools and meeting places to present the slide show, provide handouts and facilitate a discussion concerning hol-related accidents. m,,,mr .. . 4.,?-- .s.,1,. - - - -- s - , , 4 4ff -- ''', ,i t., k''' AI t ! The.Unequaled Upright Vacuum Cleaner .:- : - S ..o1N 1. 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The program, the only one in the western United States, includes a slide show depicting victims at the scene of their alcohol-relateaccicare and their dent, their 1 , 9549 So, State it A , : Hospital to Outline Alcohol Dangers ....,J. INTRODUCES THE LB. Mild, Monterey Pizza, Confetti. $izes. ,4), 25 t . Legislature." But the last court to rule on the hard-presse- , ,t s- This cy, it is not for the courts to say that the State is not free so do so." reads the federal court decision upheld by the Supreme Court. "In short, it is an inquiry addressable only to the State - Factory Miscut IFT3ziosr -- tion. relationship. The issue of homosexual intera Class B misdemeanor uncourse der Iltah's sodomy law is currently ..before the nation's highesZ court. The case which brought it there involves an Atlanta man who was arrested. but later not prosecuted, by police who found him at home having homosexual relations with an adult, consenting partner. lie sued to have the state sodomy laws ruled unconstitutional. As recently as 1976, the Supreme Court upheld state sodomy laws as a proper way for society to promote "morality and decency." "If a State determines that punishment Ifor sodomy. even when committed in the home, is appropriate for the promotion of morality and decen Bigamy: A married person who or cohab"purports to marry its with another person- has committed bigamy, a third degree fel- COUPON I law on fornication as the most ripe for invalidation because no marriage bonds are violated, therefore the state might not be able to claim as much interest in prohibiting fornica- Jane looked "A-nin- In order to ensure that each officer is operating the gun correctly, they must attend a . . go!" Sex Outside Marriage Still Legal 'Sin' in Utah Continued From ' li'reeStyle ... .... ... , , .. ., .,... ' 411V 'IP ':do" , . ',,,,e a, , .' -, ,-- 4 - 44, , , 44,.. ,..0,,,,,,ci , horrific experience. ''('' 4,'''''''T I was about to hide Jane in the cupboard. ,(, i; f, 1 Oreos, next to the Ragu sauce and Double-Stuf- f ,. but something on the video jacket caught my ,4, tt , attention: her smile. It wasn't a ''say cheese for ''-' '; ) lettueat "I a the camera" smile, but tie ter ',.2.1.... eine" smile; a "smile and say celery" smile. Below her perfect, tanned face was a perfect. tanned body, gleaming like a racehorse in the Kentucky Derby, stretched out for all fettuceiBy Cathy Free ne lovers to see. in a slinky pink leotard the size of a slingshot. It was depressing enough to make one reach for the Sara Lee cheesecake. I buttered up another slice of garlic bread and raised a big fork full of noodles to my mouth, but another glance at Jane's thighs made me reconsider. If Jane could look good while sweating, well, then so could I I'd be bikini in no time. and wearing a rubber-bangleaming like Spend-a-Bucwhile Shoot, clapping hands jumping up and down is a breeze: Who does Jane think she's kidding, anyway'? I pushed the pasta aside, laced up my tennis shoes and plugged the tape in. Jane's class all skinnier than the reflections in Lagoon's was warming up, students wrapping their legs around their mirror necks, touching their hands to the floor and generally making workout-vide- o buyers feel like so many lumps of lard. Amazon Jane jumped onto the screen sporting a perfectly coaled do and spandex tiger "body paint" and clapped her hands. "All right! Are you ready to work out?" The class cheered. I looked longingly at my pasta. "All right!" shouted the rest Jane. ("All right!" is the term used most often by fitness freaks lift, of us usually say, "This sucks raw anchovies.") but they Jane had said we would start out with a few "warm-ups,- " felt more like "give ups" to me, The basic idea was to stretch over and touch each ankle without bending the knees in the slightest. Jane and her svelte partners in crime were folding their bodies in half like fortune cookies. They looked like a bunch of 4'' , '.VI .. g ., 51r .., t ) 'I. 11.'''.1, ' ' i 1.- Ibia. 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