| Show 2 VVV The Salt Lake Tribune Wednesday January 28 1987 Bawdy Babes Break Bank in Beefcake Bids not here! But we have a slide of the gregarious he’s a dentist and he's Think of the alimony c’mon! ladies handsome devil! C'mon After a bit of haggling somebody won went hands up Four immediately or the price of a few root for $450 Bruce with a Park City dinner date canals That’s a lot of dough to dole out for a date with a dentist but Bruce was by far the cheapest date of the evening The bidding was fierce Competition was keen Real estate broker Bill Cook who was offering a date to Sun Valley went for $1000 Purchasing La Caille drew a bid of $1450 agent Richard N Bodkin’s offer of dinner at K home cost $1300 and a Thomas Sieg’s restaurateur at Dinner for eight date with KSL Radio personality Tom Bock went for $1000 The bidding between two women for a helicopter ride and a lobster dinner with KSL-Tsportscaster Craig Bolerjack (whose dimples are so could fall in if she wasn’t careful) was so intense that Craig deep a woman with both women It cost each of them $1550 not to out go agreed finally the tip including But that was nothing compared to the cost of a San Diego weekend with liked the way his attorney Bradley P Rich Every woman in the ballroom last name rolled over her tongue But nobody liked it better than Michelle Ivie who is Bradley's girlfriend and Jackie Smith who was seated next to me San Diego looked pretty good to Jackie So did Bradley P Rich She flat the price shot up to opened the bidding at $100 and in five seconds “Now remember ladies" announcer Michael O'Brien was saying “you are buying a date package not I repeat not the man” Over 650 women booed hissed stomped their feet and pounded their fists on their tables tipping over their wine glasses and several bowls of peanuts Clearly these women meant business When the odds are 650 to 26 desperation has a way of setting in When I first heard that KLCY Radio was putting on Salt Lake City's first annual "Bid for Bachelors" auction to benefit the March of Dimes I must confess I was surprised "Nobody will show up" I told my girlfriend who was thinking of going "Blind dates are bad enough without having to shell out lots of cash Men who line themselves up for blind dates are the same men who buy those pred wrapped mystery gifts at Christmastime without checking to see what's inside They're the same men who rent apartments without looking at them and buy cars without driving them Why would any woman in her right mind want to buy a ticket to bid on a bunch of bachelors who give their mothers screwd driver kits on Mother's Day live in fake basement apartments with leaky ceilings and drive cars with paint jobs and no mufflers?" Why indeed I decided it would be worth my while to find out 1 bought a ticket slipped on a cocktail dress and some high heels (sneakers and sweat pants would not be acceptable attire I was told) and hightailed it over to the grand ballroom of the Sheraton Hotel Inside 650 women from age 18 to 80 were creating an incredible ruckus Most of them were swilling champagne and g cigarettes They were laughing shouting and whistling at the 26 eligible bachelors who were roaming the room to get “acquainted” before the auction Grown women some of them grandmothers I'm sure were hollering "Cute buns'" and “Nice chest!" These are the same women who go to male stripper joints I thought women women I looked They’re around for the table with the most empty wine glasses and found a seat Carol Lund was telling “My money's on No 1" Wanda Butterfield "No I think I’m going to bid for No 3" said Jackie Smith 35 "He's offering a two-dadate to San Diego I hope he's a fox" “I don't know about you but I'd like to bid on the announcer" CJ Jensen told her friend Nancy Shill “If he were being auctioned off do you think he’d be cheap?" The announcer looking more terrified than cheap — like a guppy trapped in a room with 650 sharks — stepped up to the microphone to announce the first bachelor of the evening Bruce White “He's rich he's wood-panele- lime-gree- $800 n “Nine hundred" motioned "girls'-night-ou- y for the March of Dimes fund-rais- er across the room “One thousand!" she shouted Jackie grinned and raised her hand She was really on a roll now "One thousand one hundred!" Michelle’s hand shot up "One thousand two hundred!’ Jackie’s hand shot up just as quickly "One thousand and three hundred!" “One thousand four hundred!" “One thousand five hundred'" "One thousand six hundred!" "One thousand seven hundred!' On and on it went all the way to $3700 Neither woman wanted to back down but Jackie’s friends finally convinced her to take the loss and fly to San Diego by herself 30 times instead Gloating in the hallway Michelle linked her arm in Bradley’s and gave him a kiss that could have been censored "No way was I going to let him g fly off to San Diego with another woman'" she said “I’d have paid to keep that from happening'" Bradley dipped into his back pocket for his wallet and pulled out his VISA He ended up paying $3700 for a date with himself For that price the way I figure it he could have bought 37 mufflers and a n new paint job for his car chain-smokin- elors auctioned during a Jackie Bradley's girlfriend glowered nty-thm- lime-gree- Granite Board Changes Western Boundaries to Handle Student Population from Bv T R Dowell 2100 Soul!) and 5600 West to 3180 and west to 6750 West then south to 3500 South and east to 4600 South Tribune Staff Writer - GRANITE PARK "Go west young man" was the theme at last week's Granite School Board meeting u here board members approved a se- ries of boundary changes in the western portion of the district to accommodate anticipated future growth and to equalise student populations The board approved a boundary change that would add about 110 students to Bonneville Junior High next year from the Arcadia subdivision between 4700 South and 5400 South Whittier’s boundaries will be from 3500 South and 5600 West south to 4100 South west to the Utah and Salt Lake canal at 5670 West then northwest along the canal to 6400 West at 3975 South and north to 3500 South and east to 5600 West The change will add 59 students to Valley South Crest next year 1 and 32IK) West to 3800 West Ted T Peterson assistant superintendent for the district’s south area said there are about 330 students affected by the change but 220 voluntarily elected to attend Bonneville tins year will atIncorr ng seventh-grader- s tend the school in the new boundaries will while eighth- - and have the option of transferring to the new school or remaining at the one ninth-grade- they aie presently attending 'The other 110 students attending Benmon Junior High will be bused to Bonneville next year The shift in population means the larger Bonne-v- j lie st hool will have around 1337 students next year and 1052 students at Benmon The school board moved area 12 blocks to the south into the Cottonwood High area last year Benmon feeds both Cottonwood and Taylorsville schools Mr Peterson t ecommended that parents of the students affected be notified h April Meetings on hanging the boundaries were held in November and December and en- nurtured general sypport from parents in the affected area The board also adjusted the boundaries for Valley Crest and Whittier clcmentaries The new boundaries for Valley Crest will be moved south 1 Students from a new subdivision across the street from Whittier to the north with 50 new homes and another 100 proposed will be bused to Valley Crest There are currently four families with students who now cross the busy 3500 South road The boundary changes were made following a recommendation from both principals and parents who had no objection to the change The only concern according to one parent was Die in 7 Wars WV-- l but the federal program apparently requires that construction wages be set at a certain level increasing the project cost by about 30 percent Mr Newman said The neighborhood to he listed in the federal money application encompasses about 1100 property lots about 600 more lots than the area covered by the petition Some 59 percent of the residents have low incomes or moderate incomes which qualifies the neighborhood for the federal funds Mr Newman said Although residents from the area were happy to hear federal funds will be available they kept other safety projects in mind "We want to make sure the sidewalks wrap all the way around the corners at intersections not simply along the frontage of 3785 South Mr Perry said City officials say it will cost $1500 to pay for a crossing guard east of the school grounds for the remainder of Learn to mold your own Chocolates for Valentines also suckers giant kisses mints etc FREE Class: Sat Jan 31 1-- 3 year-roun- Annual Banquets through the area Ms Fredrickson said she hopes the road can be finished and the ditch covered WACUUM are invited to attend the first annual Chamber of Commerce banquet on Friday at the Jordanelle Reception Center 2295 W 8200 South at 7 30 p m Keynote speaker Steve Densley president of the Orem Provo Chamber of Commerce will address the audience on “the chamber as it relates to your business and community” Mr Densley is a board member of the Utah State Chamber of Commerce include a address given by Harvey Cahoon chairman of the West Jordan Chamber of Commerce Other activities will Prizes from $10 and up will be en away in a drawing SALES & SERVICE NOW Exclusive (Tools lncluded) Ti Eureka Upright Model 1432 Eureka Upright Model 1458 Head Light Powerful Motor 4 40 AMP 6 Positions TER Open Mon Sat -- 10 am-- 8 1414 W 3500 So 972-852- 9 Amp Motor 2 Positions Dial A Nap Dual Edge Dial A Nap Dual Edge Kleener Tnns Kleener" Walley WACUUM a giv- "Approximately 120 people are expected" said N Craig Dearing president-general manager of the chamber “That is if both chamber members and spouses attend " For further information contact Mr Dearing at the West Jordan Chamber of Commerce a AmjANCi co Steel Motor Hood Metal Brush By Ben Ling WEST JORDAN — Members of the West Jordan Chamber of Commerce the school year When Mr Newman asked the City Council to tell him where to get the money the council instructed him to prepare recommendations on which city funds can be cut to pay for the guard Flashing yellow warning lights will have to wait for warmer weather because the ground is too frozen to install underground wiring The lights will probably cost about $1000 Some residents also hope the city will install drainage gutters in the streets which act the same as speed bumps Although speed bumps are not allowed on city streets drainage gutters are legal The residents want the city to extend 6800 West along the west side of the school Many maps incorrectly show 6800 West as a through street between 3710 South and 3800 South Instead an open drainage ditch runs smuNCtco $6995 6089 Highland Drive 278-267- 1 douwas double sessions ble sessions year-roun- d sessions and busing For the other five schools the district is proposing the board set a common vacation time and a common plan for all schools Dr Burton presented a schedule with a common vacation time in July that matches one passed by the state for Jordan School year-roun- d long-distan- four-trac- k 170-da- y District West Valley Council Approves Location for Asphalt Plant Plans to Hold Buy any Eureka cleaner now Get an extra year’s protection Free! Plaza 5400 1890 W 5400 So nine-mont- h school d pm Expires Calvin Smith and a opposition from parents the school would reschedule What main on a they didn't want in descending order Jordan Chamber Parents Want to Kill Death Strip in WV Continued From Loren Burton west area assistant superintendent offered recommendations from six study committees for the six schools Jim Bridger Copper Hills Philo T Farnsworth Fox Hills Hillside and Calvin Smith The groups agreed that because of the declining enrollment expected at stability Parents were concerned that because of the small number of students affected by the change the board might come back in a year or two and change their children back to Whittier While board members did not take any action Tuesday night they did discuss alternative modes for serving students at six elementaries in the district One alternative includes Tribune Staff Writer WEST VALLEY CITY - By a 4-- 3 vote the City Council here approved an asphalt plant near 2400 South and 3900 West last week overturning recommendations from its planning commission planning staff and master plan Council member Leland DeLange commented the asphalt plant was not for "intense industrial use" Central Valley Asphalt won its appeal for a conditional use permit to locate its manufacturing and storage facility in an area identified by the city's master plan as a light industrial zone The planning commission had claimed an asphalt plant should be in a heavy industrial zone However TJ Green president of Central Valley Asphalt said his company wanted to locate the plant near 2400 South and 3900 West because there is already a concrete plant and another asphalt plant nearby He said the alternative locations further west were too far away from customers An extra dozen miles to pick up a load of asphalt costs too muen for contractors he said Council member Janice Fisher protested the location of the plant saying it is too close to the proposed West Valley Highway She said the major highway will be a northern gateway to the city and that an asphalt plant would not be attractive to incoming motorists Mr Green said his plant will be landscaped and that piles of asphalt stored at the site will only be about Id feet tall Councilman DeLange said if the city turned down the appeal Mr Green would take his asphalt plant and his potential tax payments outside the city Councilwoman Fisher said "It's a value judgement It’s how much you value the way the city appears to the people coming and going through the city" She said the council should take the first step in upgrading the image of the city by denying the permit Despite the presence of other heavy industries already in the area the city’s master plan will never be realized if more heavy industry is al lowed in Ms Fisher argued vm mmmmmm COUPON ! ---- --- m Catch a Great Deal! a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a 1 FREE BREAD ITEM WITH ANY PURCHASE (When you bring this ad with you) a ALL PRODUCTS 30-5- 0 BELOW RETAIL PRICES a Save an additional 10 on Wednesdays! a Old Home & Nature Harvest breads Donuts Sweet rolls hearth breads Dolly Madison & Beebo cakes a Dunford Mothers cookies and more1 a a Old Home Thrift a a Stores Bakery a a a a OPEN: 10:00 pm am-5:3- 0 pm Mon COUPON T I -- Sat r- - |
