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Show SOME COOD ONES From Castle-Echoes, E. S. A. Yearbook Minister (Seeing some small boys fishinp) Boys, don't you know this is the day of rest? Boys We aint tired, mister. Miss Bird (in English): Hattie, take the firpt sentence. Hattie: I didn't get quite that .far, Miss Bird. The optimist fell ten stories; At each window har He shouted to his friends, "All right so far." Soph.--"I was reading about a person per-son who had small-pox twice and died of it". Freshie "Did he die the first or second sec-ond time he had it?" An old lady said she never could imagine where all the Smiths came from until she saw a large sign, "Smith Manufacturing Co." Ward "Does your father object to kissing?" Alta "Why, I don't know. Do you want to kiss him?" A professor in a certain college, on April Fools day, happened to be late for his class. The Btudents, thinking to play a joke on him, tied a donkey to his desk. When the professor hustled in he looked at the donkey, then at the students, and eaid calmly, "That's right. When I am not here appoint one of your number to preside." . Maralda When you change my mouth make it small, will you, ever so small? Photographer (politely) Certainly, madam, if you prefer it I will leave it out altogether. |