Show I Mr. Baird "I want a motto from I Shakespeare's works to hang up in my shop. Can you suggest one?" Miss Bird Of course. How w uld this be 'Then saw you not this wood.' " Denver "What kind of leather 'makes the best shoes?" J Orah--"I don't know.butbananaskins make good slippers." The Sophomores would persist in saying say-ing writing ''1 have wrote" To cure them of this they weft set the task of writing one hundred times the words 'I have written" after school. Miss Bird went home and forgot the class for awhile. On hurrying back she found they had left a note. It read: "Dear Teacher: We have wrote 'I have written! a hundred times and we have went home." |