Show THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE SUNDAY MORNING MAY 22 1932 AND SO THING CALLED LIFE FLOWS ALONG BELIEVE I r OR Although at Times It Appears Quite Sour Something About NGT-B- Robert L Ripley y Sympathy By o o mcintyre In the slightly sour manner: Just what has any bondholders’ protective committee ever accomplished? I'm suspicious ot politicians who Invariably plead for the under-dowhen they get into power they give y him the With so many good looking capable movie actors out of woik I can’t understand those Inane Maurice Che g go-b- valier films The police laxity for unmuzzled and unleashed large dogs roaming upper Central Park West and Riverside Drive should result in transfers When the radio realizes the aver age intelligence is above that of a 5 year-olprograms will improve I have never read anything even mildly amusing by the humorist d Thomas L Masson Not a financier from Lament to Mitchell has Issued an Intelligent pronunciamento on reasons for the business decline But what can one expect when Evangeline Adams astiologer broad casts the elder J P Morgan came to her for advice Celebrities lending their names to ad indorsements somehow cheapen themselves Railroads now so badly needing sympathy showed no sympathy toward the traveling public for years Few of us undei stand the miserable politics sending Andrew Mellon to an ambassadorship to England follow- The — ing his sudden resignation and on the heels of a effort to impeach him I am unable to disassociate Jfrank-llRoosevelt from Tammany Halt Irt d LunC CUt AO NAnkou Pass- march- - - fluMtaT WORK OMAN CohlMfvs - gttoufih material ONE MILLION MEM WERE BURIED Ousa Mie£AfHWCWEE IS PECULIAR of the U S mall recently With book publishing at lowest ebb the market is fooded with more literary trash than any time in history I wish some tenor would go through the evening without singing "River WEARS WHITE INSTEAD Letter from a negro preacher to a f Birmingham bank: “To the moat honorable olterzen of the big bank: Sirs and Christian gentlemens i am this day very glad of thia opturnity that you have extended on my note as these chrlses of times will not allows me to eat over one meal a day and Spaghetti was a popular fitSH in china for 3000 year Before The Italians ever HEARD OF THE Lmm 15 y£Afts ere ’In TutwoRo’PfACf is indicated bv a pig under a roof Of BLACK OF A SUIT FIRST SHAKES HANDS WITH HIMSELF WHEN HE MEETS A FRIEND REMOVES HIS SHOES INSTEAD OF HIS WHEN ENTERING A HOUSE IJS Rawk Do HAD the business world of money la as you knows but as you see and knows my past record if the money gets back you will not lose anything for 1 have It made but just eannot get it 1 have a judgement pending and just as soon as 1 can col disa-peere- Wee 100 SONS IOQO AND WOMEN MAKE HAT "QUARREL & WEARS SKIRTS AND PUTS HIS VEST ON OVER HIS COAT ORINKS HOT TEA TO KEEP COOL AND CARRIES A FAN IN COLD WEATHER Thru women " GOSSIP grandsons 0OES NOT RECEIVE A PERMANENT NAME UNTIL HE IS OEAD all tug cash in China has lect Just a part of it 1 will come by and give you some of It so you can get some bread as the pilgrims did In the days of old so bear with ua1 ttotts IH Kl HE IS ONE YEAR OLD WE OAY OF HIS birth HE MOUNTS A HORSE FROM THE RlGifT AND PUTS HIM IN THE STALL BACKWARD BUILDS England is not overlooking any bets to carry on the Buy at Home move pnent When Americana are recipients of commands to court the Lord THE The one aho only ROOF OF HIS HOUSE FIRST HIS FRACTIONS ARE UPSIDE CM SUM flWQ-T- i DOWN (OurUk WHITENS HIS SHOES INSTEAD OF BLACKENING THEM In the sToninc STone EUPhANT (cTomba-NoiWomen etuevt that w a stbNi stays on top They will hays (Chinese tending court should as far aa possible wear dresses of British manufac- The make £ SCRATCHES HIS FOOT INSTEAD OF HIS HEAD WHEN PUZZLED enclosed Chamberlain haa the “The Lord slip' honor to intimate that their Majesties hava xpresed tha wfth that ladies ah nil Chinese Language -- WHEN IN MOURNING WAKES To MAKE THEM SIRONC " HE LAUGHO WHEN HE 10 SAO AND CRIES WHEN HE IS GLAD Stay Away From My Door” Chamberlain tucks in THE WALLS Jet- - irmsBouTiN nn careless handling Extraordinarily TkEowotii mt would Bivmu To thehvmah ive fton MAtoog to build & boner 8 feet high wound the Earth Tirst Emperor J a ) a child was wvned for ekin') of China -- who built the Great VIau HE CALLED HIMSELF ‘‘The Only first - Jki Only Ot i LITERATURE EXTANT IN ORDER THAT HISTORY AND DESTROYED ALL Would begin wvw him ture" e A EXPLANATION OF LAST SUNDAY’S CARTOON North Carolinian writes things art not so tough In New York "Down run- here” he says "rivers are only ning three days a week” In days of smooth sailing for America everybody su tolerant of parlor bolshlvlks who spewed sneers at Bui America and our institutions Id In the with wot today general and America In particular In tension such should not only be mouthing there are a lot of slimy but squelched radical— who wouldn't go back to Russia on a bet— needing a awlft bust In the Jaw e Short shavings: Lew Brown the rlcist was born Louie Brownsteln J P Morgan’s Corsair may atay dry dock this summer Rupert Hughe smokes 20 especially made Anna May Havana cigar a day chill visit Wong pulors after the Grace Tlbbelt theater scoring Charle B Drl over the radio coll his taken on a St Ii inntd puppy Fuiope Is still spending $10000 0OQ a d iy for Uia next vuu Lin n Landl s bm k ' l!ou c f ir hole” (Dml bleday Dm an ) shows wilting piom And don’t oJm Lout IWota-ilitee I I 1 v porary structure until the soothsayers finally decided upon a propitious day for thp beginning of the actual funeral ceremonies On June 1 a long and imposing caravan bet "A Modern lleio” field E Phillip Oppenbeim (Stokes) la to upend next winter in Florida Harney the Lo Angeles Bilt more nivuhnv appeal a In a movie Snout holeb rtleiMd sluntly u e i rvlng O ' fo! nla pink gi ipefi uil at tilled pi lie The 0 Soglowa ca aUeei Mar the East to plant grain at designated stations of the route which would ripen by the time the procession was due to pass The funeral left the gates of Peking on 11 long trek to the deceased general’s home in Kashgar Sinkiang : Sixty-four bearers alone carried the mighty catafalque The funeral caravan consisted of many thousands of family retainers Along the route of the procession elaborate rcsthouses were to accommodate the built caravan Squads of fanners were sent far ahead The Longest Funeral In History — 0 eneral Yi (the brave and courageous) died in December 1911 at the age of 92 For almost six months the coffin containing the body lay in state in a tem- lasted an entire year and when the general was finally laid to rest at his ancestral tombs millions of taels had been expended in the preparation and the execution of this longest funeral in history The Petticoat Temple In the Old Summer Palace a few miles tast of Pci pituj (Peking) I came upon a temple constructed oj white marble The edifice was of barbaric ornetteniss with its white staircases wide terraces great hall and spacious It is called courtyards the Yellow Temple from the color of its turned-u- p roofs It was literalin honor of a petbuilt ly ticoat The garment was the property of Pan Ch’eng the Tcshun Lama envoy from the ruler of Tibet to Kien Lung em- peror of China Pan died in Peiping during his embassy II is body was sent to Tibet for interment in a golden Alone his petticasket coat made of yellow silk brocade was interred on the spot and over it the emperor raised the YelTemple to honor it low Vicioi Mome w cor eld 'blew her note with her fingei la where Ihiy veie bom vnreik Kelly only lasted 15 hum In a does men's fn lilon articles for a new ytan Milzl Mayfair was bora hie Cook favoiiie steel spectacles C L Edsoti b ppct Wiboiiipublic Is to have a hotel Bronx maiathon named for him In hi home town in in Oklahoma ballyhocnng for Alfalfa'don r laui anti the Cheshlie Chi use Minr ome mmagt d Stanley Ket hmylyn Pique In Fulton Ky Will Rogeis made his “Fan mail” is no help to Garbo 'a retirement la preel agent stage ihel Illinois Jean Le Fill i worst pirati Jenny Dolly' losses at Bill a corW "lied Jasmine” with radio at lets any more StudioShooey Monte Cailo are rumored a presirl depiedations followed an ftpoplec-ng- f npptaimue in Nrw Ymk a bv Inylla Fletcher it Afi of novel of It lot Ing found Street "The Wall tie in Ilium They Ring Fr nt stunt for ink Gould's Casino tic atbuk t Frvnine Liirilmoie ignmr Pwvnte to L W — Jaik Whiting's father is a faki d Ii tleia llei t Leeton Gn ” General John J Pi iihing attend ihvi in Sulion plat e Me Naught Syndt- $ri(H)0 Get a crai ktCopyi Iglit IB' n it cond $LMX) Frank S' Is of f a a wife aa Ah the ed the Dutch Treat show the guest Tayloi daughter Philadelphia physician Ino-Seoul eat J EhelUidjilge kM Urd At tt Lswhg 23ikwyw of Arthur MULeugh mUiat writ KUpil'Ml OnUM Quca Mary of bide (action Frazier Hunt fnt 1 pU l |