Show THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE APRIL SUNDAY MORNING N 17 1932 -s-- S MAKE MINE “TWO IN THE RED” SLIM BELIEVE IT OR NQTV Robert L Ripley ITere’s a Perfect Re- ceipt From an Old Time Bartender' By o o McIntyre Along treasured trails to for muskrats along ! the branch The song sparrow during the ‘February thaw Flawing “knucks" back of the schoolhouse Putting walnuts on the tin roof to dry Dm of grasshoppers along a diuty country road Mumblytepeg under a big elm The hollow hiccoughs of the old wooden pump with a rag over the spout to catch water bugs Nickel-plate- d star skates for Christmas Meeting "the only girh’ with a case of mumps Cobwebs on cuts to stop bleeding Awe at a band of passing gypsies Apples dug film the garden ” - £ rasrrY'f A nk 55 - ox f f k U A T T - 7- -- 3 r A L 5 r £ 3c f! iis’ f fr? seesanwrtHHWsaataivwei X 1 i ‘if iiA vw - r ti 1 Kfc fry? L 5i“tSrW W - iltifefv 1 Ml mu 1 jl i a 1 1 1 pit Squeaking shoes The tough boy from the river float who taugiit you to i “chew" The rich kid with the Shetland and wicker cart Telling the owners of buggies by the sound from the covered bridge Going to grocer’s Saturday night to pay the bill and getting the free poke of candy beTrying to put your foot hind your head like the circus contortionist Pushing over the neighbor's youknow on Hallowe’en Adventure stories in Youth's Companion Riding down the pasture hill on the buggy chassis Aunt Elvira's tunes on the — in itfaiiliN V4ftltSi H a WVS1M to ir— 1 esr - r"’ 1 M'l k V zither The lonesome voice of a pee wee biid A land turtle with Initials on its back Pitching horseshoes behind the livery stable Cutting ice on the old mill pond Solving the puzzle pictures in the Hagerstown Almanac Finding the turkey hen's nest along the fence row Selling sassafras root at 5 cents a bundle The honest old banker with side wheel whiskers Blowing soap bubbles from the attic window The fire bell in the middle of the night Whistles out of slippery elm Inflated bladders after butcher's day James E isi TEXAS ih !'x TOWNS 1 HOGEYE 1 Urbna -- ot Los Angel C: WINK 1000000000000000000 Goodnight AT A MOMENTS Bug tussle Bacon NOTICE Beans place schino blue creme yvette orange curacao yellow chartreuse pale Danziger goldwas-se- r green chartreuse and fresh NEW HOPE Bl'MPl'S ii CETCIIELt brandy j Lee Tajlor Casey writing in the Rocky Mountain News tosses this posy: “Probably to a greater extent than any other daily newspaper writer he has the knack of getting himself read He suffers however from his imitators and especially those who seek to publicize the sexual affairs of halfwitted wastrels O O McIntyre should not be judged by those who In a wish to emulate his success offer in print what they have picked up from the gutters” Short shavings Maria spent six jears in a convent Ilassard Shoit is credited with more stage innovations than any other director Alfrodn Codona of the circus doubled for John Weissmuller in those wild To A leaps in “Tarzan” O : Thanks Few writers essteals his cape the charge-H- e stuff Ninety per pent of breach of promise suits in New York are declaied blackmail Texas Guinan's white-haire- d mother and father go to first nights together Frank Craven's sweetie in a current mystery play is his daughter-in-laBiyth Daly Both Ambeicrombie and Fitch are dead The head of the sporting firm Is J S Cobb Irving Hoffman diaws with the caricaturist his eyes three ini ties from the oaper due to astigmatism Bermuda is the loiale for Ehakesneaie's “The Tempest” James Whittaker ghostwrote the book of Sylvia the AnHollywood masseur drew Tooinbes started out in Ashtabula Ohio as a Shnkes-pernactor m an LITTLE AUBURN HOPE NEEDMORE WETMORE OLD TIME DRUG COMPANy MAtNt SKIDMORE Ding Dong Bat 00 LCCO MOONSHINE Hill THE PURPLE MARTIN IS SLACK LED HIS ARMY INTO BATTLE mlmi AFTER HE WAS dead 1 V fY -- 1 V?v k7 9 IHI fwwe twin ! CAaj y00 ftEveV THnU°N’ JX hV'' nSu ’CY" 4(W 1 Veif UAT FARM nr A HOSTELRY FOR RAISING AND BREEDING RATS IS MAINTAINED cX FnHsmgton P& BY THE AVS TAR INSTITUTE o ANATOMY EXPLANATION OF LAST SUNDAY’S CARTOON Je-nt- za w j) SI Mr Alfred Santell who so expertly directs the popular Clark Gable writes me rumors that Mr Gable tapes back his ears on the lot are All of sheerest nonsense which may be exciting to Mr Gable’s vast multitude of admirers But with the distressed state ot the world and a somewhat touchv com I find my interest in ifr Gable's ears so passive that — taped or untaped— they mean practically nothing whatever fcjjiUlcsta exit OP ANV NUMBER UP To th MrNlUfcht Iuc j Bumpass R00T CUBE a receipt for the perfect pousse cafe of goldIt was served in en days of cordial glasses the following weie floated on top of each other Red raspwhite maraberry syrup 1912 Rush pep s CAN GIVE THE bartender sends One-eigh- ' Barrett oldtime Taylor Scurry Run Believe It or Plot Sduth Seat Expedition Suva Fiji Islands Feb 17 1932 Greetings from the Cannibal Islands Fatty years ago human flesh teas still a preferred item on the Fijian menu But todaif the only nnldj thing left is the native style of hair dressing The frizzled mop of wool to project six to eight stiffly from is combed inches And they dye the hair a vivid rid to male than look evm has some re- wilder It ligions significative and in the ancient days bar bers were considered an exalt id sect and tabu connection from any with the outside world The Carved Living Head — The ancient Samoans practiced a curious hind of facial decIt was cusoral ion to carve elabtomary orate designs on the face at the cost of many hours of acute pain undir the knife and months of re convalescences It is interesting to note that these can ings followed the lines of the facial muscles ami wete quite ex pally done from an anatomical r i e wpoint -- sewdsaw gyjs? 'CigaiQ They are carvings in the full sense of the word and not either cicatrisation or tattooing Robert Louit StevenCrave — Robert son Louis Stevenson is buried on the summit of Mount Yaea on Opolti Samoa In paying my respects to the gnat Tusitala (Teller of Tales) I trod today the Road of Gratitude which the Samoans have built to the Cop of Vatl-im- a the Scotch pod's The Salost residntre the call this road moans “Road of Loung Hearts The Hoicer of the Sea — Coral so beautiful to look at inflicts ugly cuts and scars on the bare fed that tread upon them Some species of coral arc stinging to the touch and their beautiful is poisonous cocoa-nut- s for- They have so low an th ration abate the sen that long before you can see its undulating palms rising as it were from coloiing in sea nh of are about 80 mation and a possession of France in the Pacific to the shin sometimes causing death The antidote used by the natives against coral poisoning is an oil obtained from the tad of the robber-cra- b that giant crustarran uhicli climbs trns chipclago) in number of coral the profundity of the Pacific you can hear the " surf bunking against the coral strand Tuamotu is also known as the Ft ail islands for the tons of mnther-of-peatl The Ihngerotii Atolls Fan mot 11 Atolls — The winch rail the Tuamotu Fnnrhmtn (law lr- - that ate crportid frtnr time annually Ft at u res Syndicate Inc) |