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THEODORE Cemetery advertisement in a suburb of Los Angeles: “Valhalla — Protects vour loved one Warm earth No seepage" made him a millionaire Ray Long is off to Russia Beam Gambling clubs in Mexico hard hit by depres'oii Lou Holz is swinging the Ilolivwod theater to success Noah Berry Fill D’Oi say George K Arthur and John Gilbert are signed for vaudeRichard Carroll new ville story head for Fox was a Ruth Helms reader there went to interview Conrad Nagel for a screen magazine and A grand is now Mrs Nagel book “Horse in the Moon" by Luigi Pirandello (Dutton) Richard Arlen was once Van Mattimoro of St Paul Says Groucho Marx: ' “Beyond the Alps lie more those Alps and the Lord Alps Erwho Alp themselves ” nest Booth who wrote the excellent film “Ladies of the Big House” is a lifer at Folsom Iiariem has a char- - f DPUI ZUNGTO 05UTPUT ONE DATA GAiKA Jttt I1 I ACTUALLY EXISTED J perfectly equitable but they do not digest easily these overtaxed days Short shavings: Alexander Pantages is trying to bmld up the vaudeville circuit that HO mt r - ' 0 Rough NOL ER6U 2549 94 Lamont got back $10 964 Such tax actions may be Tip for Ripley: In a certain section of Alabama are nervous goats that fall in fits at handclap or other sudden noise AfAAN INTED1 ARNT HATT HINGSHAYAP 29 foam of the Broadway whirl has ao completely and graciously faded from the picture as Joan Sawyer A few years ago she was the best known professional dancer of the day —gifted vivacious and the toast of the better night dubs She married the brother of the resident of one of New York’s f argest banks and settled down to a life of small city domesticity in Ohio She comes to New York but rarely and then on shopping expeditions and Broadway rarely sees her J0 fAETH Somehow it does not set well with those who have had Income tax protests they thought perfectly just abruptly dismissed to read that among the treasury refunds to taxpayers were those to Secretary of the Treasury Andrew J Mellon and Secretary of Commerce Robert P Lament Not only was Secretary Mellon returned $8693873 but his brother was refunded 38and another relative - f 4 t Courtney Ryley Cooper’s love for circus folk Geraldme Farrar retiring professionally with marvelous grace Ed Wynn has a hit show without a smutty line or suggestive situation Percy Crosby keeps up his brand of clean humor Marie Dressier displays humility in her great comeback George IL Kaufman keeps away from first nights of his plays Will H Hays answers every letter he receives dally before going home at night Samuel Blythe single spaces his copy and writes without punctuation Major Edward Bowes weeps unashamed when something touches him $14-7- A 4 EXPLANATION OF LAST SUNDAY’S CARTOON LUSCOLIS’S PHENOMENAL MEMORY — The school a which Lincoln at- tended (three in Kentucky and two in Indiana) gave him a total of tees than twelve months of schooling But it was during his school years in southwestern Indiana that he began to train his memory to hold page after page of verse and Lincoln’s intent prose acter the image of Gandhi Security hnues are now “l’re-shru- nk ments” invest- Those who like exciting farce see Ernest Truox in “Whistling in the Dark ” Final warning- Dense do not send this writer mnnusrripts of any sort Under no cir cumstances will they ba read - ness of interest and the power of concentration with which he studied pondered over and saturated himself with the contents of the boohs of his youth led to the dc rdopiiK nt of a mnnoni so pluuontcnal and so photographic in its capacity that it enabled him to retain forever their contents It enabled him to attend church in the Howard Hughes was once the most bashful boy m Houston Rita Weimnn and her husband stay home and read Aunt every other evening Jemima the vaudeville shout In San er is an Italian Frannsio one goes under the Jink hill t the poorhouso Diamond’s girl friend Kiki -- RobeiU morning and then repeat word for word the sermon of the pulpit to those members of his family who had been unable to be present The list of books he as- completely is based on Lincoln's own ass rve rations made cithsimilated er in public or from the speaker’s platform What d lie read and until he eiborbed it into his re-rea- was the biggest at a Fourteenth street theater since Peaches Bi ownArt with a big A ing Bennett mistrusted Arnold punctual anjone who was not “Uetum to Liveright's Yesteidav” is the biography of Ford Madox Ford Lynn Overman has an important nature exerted a powerful influence upon his subsequent career and helped shape the historical events with which Lincoln is identified The sue of his hat was ascertained recently as said to be the small6 3est of any president -i THE LARGEST CHECK EVER DRAWN — The check for $H6000jQ00 was the consummation of the role in Ziegfeld's Bert Lahr show Jimmy Durante now sings “What Became of the The tap Guy I Ups To7” dance schools feel the depres-si- n Jeanne Aubeit too likes the butter cakes at Childs Chicago s biggest hotel the Stevens long in the red is expected to pull out of largest single cash transaction in industrial history Of that money represented the intangible asset of t(good will” in the firm The public reacted favorably to the change of ownership by promptly absorbing $160000000 in new securities issued by the new owners $56-0000- (CopyrUht the hole with the political convention and world's fair in Friends of the Windy city Governor Rosevclt are worried about his slump m popularity since the fust of the He is greeted m comjear parative silence at the news i eels According to the London Lumet bhakespeaio 13J Byndlot 00 Kluf feature Ine ) at his death suffeied from r t e r i o sclerosis locomotor ntaxin typhoid fever and To liright's disease The Babe Joanne: Thnnks Ruth annual salary holdout is And has a publicity stunt boon overworked (Copyright I1) 12 MeNnught Syndicate Inc) a |