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Show Keep cool and keep your temper. Reware of the pure spring water at the summer resort A new airship record, also an airship, air-ship, are broken every day. The cases of short weights seems to be just as clear as the product. They are breaking aviation records rather more rapidly than the limbs of the aviators. The report that Castro Is on his way to Venezuela appears to be taking a summer vacation. This Is the season when many things happen that make a man glad he learned to swim. It has been demonstrated that a monorail car will not stay on a rail that is not firmly laid. A Massachusetts university presi-flent presi-flent wants to conserve the reliable old fashioned spanking. It 6eems doubtful if Virginia's new Bntl-cussing law will be any more effective ef-fective than the anti-kissing movement move-ment Justthink of stealing the milk of a poor cow when she was interested in the beautiful strains of Beethoven or Wagner. Explanations from the weather bureau bu-reau that a hot wave Is something in the nature of a flare-up would do no food whatever. A West Point cadet has been punished pun-ished for chewing gum. The stenographers' ste-nographers' union should pass resolutions reso-lutions of sympathy. It will be noticed that these would-be would-be nude fanatics up in the Saskatchewan Saskatche-wan always select the summer months for their demonstrations. A Boston suicide left a dollar bill to pay for the gas he used, and Bos ton papers are referring to this as an evidence of culture and refinement. A substitute for radium has been In-rented. In-rented. We shall refuse to use It until un-til we can be assured that it doesn't contain benzoate of soda. Pennsylvania reports the appearance there of a new blood-poisoning . bug. Pennsylvania should lose no time in leveloping a smaller bug to bite it Baltimore is having an undertakers' war. Baltimore people who intend to eat ice cream cones should do It now and get the benefit of cheap funerals A New York paper is trying to find out the name of the man who Invented Invent-ed the cocktail. As he must be dead by now, why impose the blot on his memory? Flights over the English channel should be encouraged. An aviator with a good cork jacket is much safer over a large body of water than be is above land. A young woman in Washington is bo beautiful that she can't get employment. em-ployment. They won't even give her a chance to prove that handsome la as handsome does. In view of the bad character that has recently been fastened upon the By the man who is referred to by his friends as one who "wouldn't harm a By" Is finding it difficult to retain pub-. pub-. lie esteem. The gas works of the Zeppelin Airship Air-ship company at Ftiedrichshafen, Germany, Ger-many, have been demolished by an explosion which Injured seven people. There are men who would get discouraged discour-aged if they were in Zeppelin's place. Attacks upon children by dogs and cats are chronicled quite frequently nowadays, probably because of neglect of the animals during the hot weather. Animals that are extremely thirsty during the heated term are as apt to become deranged as men who are sub-lected sub-lected to extremes of heat and cold. All owners of animals should exercise more than usual care in looking after their comfort while the weather is uncomfortably un-comfortably hot. The government chief chemist ssys that Ice cream is very injurious to the youth of the country during the heated heat-ed term. The next thing some scientific scien-tific Iconoclast will be holding forth on the deleterious nature of the moonlight moon-light excursion germ and the dangerg of the park concert microbe. And the youth of the country will continue in thes germ-inviting ways and will survive, sur-vive, as it has done since romance and Ice cream were Invented. |