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Show Go swimming while the swimming Js good. Looks as If summer baa returned from Its vacation. Putting It mildly, summer has been ery lenient with us this year. Once in a while summer remembers the address as well as the telephone cumber. Hay fever about this time of year ceases to be a theory and becomes a condition. "Listen to your wife," advises a medical expert But what if you really real-ly need the sleep? What will our courts do without that garrulous ancient mariner, the hypothetical question? Soma magazine might make a hit by putting the picture of a girl in a bathing suit on its cover. The new mikado has only one wife. This may be taken as an Indication that he does not care for war. Switzerland has forbidden kissing In railway stations so that trains may depart on time, we infer. It is said that the new emperor of Japan does not inherit his father's tendency to write poetry. Banzai! One source of wonder is why the jnost crowded restaurants usually employ em-ploy the fattest waiters or waitresses. New York man threatens to tour Europe on a capital bankroll of $75. We presume that he is a good swimmer. swim-mer. - Now is the oldest inhabitant running run-ning around in circles trying to remember re-member a summer that beats this for variety. The one redeeming feature of Chicago's Chi-cago's new magazine for poets is that there is no law compelling any one to read It. An expert 6ays that the automobile Is not displacing the horse. That, indeed, in-deed, would be rank ingratitude to man's best friend. A New York motorist -used maple eyrup in mistake for lubricating oil on his machine; and a sweet time he had of It, too. Luther Burbank is one of our best little benefactors, but the crowning glory of his career would be an odorless odor-less motor car. New York man who is married to his mother-in-law says he is perfectly happy. This is a severe blow to the lokesmiths' union. Women in Newport have taken up the fad of doing their own marketing. A woman will even descend to work If it is fashionable. Helen Keller, deaf, dumb and blind, bas learned to sing. This indicates that there is hope for some of the 5 cent theater artists. Pupil in an aviation school in the fast fell 200 feet and escaped unhurt. Several football coaches are said to be looking him over. Why not ship the boys who are pos-lessed pos-lessed with a desire to be "bad men" town to Mexico or Central America Und let them become revolutionists? It wouldn't hurt us, and it might do the real revolutionists some good. There, may be some truth in the Boston doctor's claim that beans are more nourishing than beefsteak. Look It the Boston Red Sox. The double decked street car 1n New York carries 88 persons. Any old car can carry 100, although It will not seat but 50 of them. King George has invented a new fangled kitchen rage, but a glance at his photograph convinces one that he never has invented a safety razor. Druggists are demanding that physicians' phy-sicians' prescriptions be written legibly. leg-ibly. What! Take the romance and mystery out of medicine? The aviators are still trying to make records. The air has a hypnotism of Its own that no amount of accident ot fatality seems able to overcome. A thief at -Atlantic City made oft with his booty in a motor boat. Evidently Evi-dently he believes In having all th latest Improvements In his business. |