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Show It keeps the average man hustling to change clothes as often as the weather. First thing we know, some fashion designer will be creating a slit bathing bath-ing suit. At last .the automobile with the cowcatcher cow-catcher has come. It was only a question ques-tion of time. A damage suit may not be a cheap suit, but it is nearly always due for a little shrinkage. Some men can hardly wait for pay day to come around. Other men are indifferent. Married. Become not alarmed over your afflictions, af-flictions, for most of them pass quickly, quick-ly, notably, the cubist art. In Indianapolis a Bplit skirt tied up traffic. It might be well if some one would tie up the split skirt. Did you ever observe that the man who does things has no "Do It Now" sign posted up near his desk? A market report says that cheese la at a standstill. But most connoisseurs connois-seurs of cheese don't like it that way. What a nice feature act for vjfude-ville vjfude-ville would the perfect babies of the six leading cities of the country make! A Berlin judge has ruled that a betrothal Is not binding. Looks like a fine opening for a woman's rights party. What, by the way, has become of the old-fashioned fellow who was once upon a time referred to as a muck-raker? muck-raker? An unsportsmanlike exchange suggests sug-gests the addition of another column to the tabulated baseball score to record re-cord bonehead plays. Another exemplification of "the easiest way." Florida woman has gone- Insane because she couldn't solve the hired girl problem. Washington beau brummel has come out with a feather in his hat, and It is safe to assume that he is spending his father's money. Leased wire report from New York says the "stop, look, listen" gown is the latest creation there. Many of us are doing the same thing. New York woman Is suing her husband's hus-band's second wife for $25,000 damages dam-ages for loss of hia affections. Rather Rath-er high for second-hand article. Bulgarian coats are said to be popular pop-ular with the men !n New York. Well, if the bow behind hats become popular popu-lar there's a chance for this new fad. Now that the college student Is about to obtain his degree will the A. B. mean as much to him as a sheep skin or as an Indication of time "At bat." A Texas man who lost an umbrella had enough faith in human nature to advertise for it Investigation has proved that he only recency moved to Texas. Wise as Solomon or any other experienced ex-perienced married man Is the judge who told a husband it was wrong to leave letters where his wife could find them. What has become of the old-fashioned swain who carefully removed the cigars from his vest pocket and placed them on the mantel when calling on his best girl? In a contest for women only In Paris It was decided that the worst trait a man could possess was selfishness. Many a man will now pay his wife's bills in silence. Every man who buyB a pair of white trousers and a cap with an anchor on It does not own an 18-foot motorboat, even if he does tell every one he Is going on a cruise. Germany is now offering tourists air rides to assist in seeing the sights. To riding, sailing and swimmUig, flying fly-ing is now added to swell the joys of the summer vacation. "Constant Reader" assures an eastern east-ern editor that It is worry that produces pro-duces the bald pate. In that case how does he explain the apparent exception excep-tion of the bald-headed row at musical musi-cal comedy? There is one thing about the plan of that preacher who is sending out talking machine records of his sermons ser-mons for the stay-at-homes. The machine ma-chine can bo shut off when the audience audi-ence is tired. |