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Show - Tf - jr- yj w,i -- , t r K iteswn h Georgic Aims Geyer IT Q XJ J TDt. ct XTJ.ULOI K r Tfcr v yvSr t JL X JTXJLJ.V Xj mr -- MB M Mi O M JSlJP u. w Jk. y--J- L to i 9 m- -n jk rit ni'i . W nfAn f M KAJtLJL RE LJk.JL Lub V-k- M J Sait Lake Tribune, Thursday, November W1 Tl. taii nrHAiiir e m JL JSlJL. m . m m JL Wbs m V m 4. 137S m M f va- y - -- 1 7 v - & limes It limy nAdiiljUilVi'i, ilk. seem terribly relevant to Los Angeles ikh post-electi- f a SI a r? thinking to note that all the Nobel prizes Jus year were r won hy Amprt rt If vnav JA b MT $ . U ri Alexander of the nwytorn qoenc 'ho has worked unceasingly m international affairs and education. recently nut forward a fine KnnMwc young southern Africans we are now trying so hard to woo had been, siiecection the in early 60s, already wooed by the United States in a highly successful scholarship program, later swiftly disbanded. these facts may Yes, consideration n seem out of place in thoughts Only they arent. Now that all the feverish name-callin- g and the ritual campaign purging ot devils is over, the new administration can and must look of post-electio- s I ' i s. 3 He thinks the United States should begin with a program of making available to the developing countries scholarships for their young people in this country. He thinks we should offer 100,000 scholarship a year, costing about $1 billion, or less than of 1 percent of our gross national product th Not only would this money Mf Anns aaIIcoaq , DnH iiiuveraiuvs, tile muiS wuulu be glVeu specifically for the technical, economic a"d manage4?! sMJi that these countries so desperately need for developthis ment. Not at rii s ' ILr- type of educe jvu how to create wealth, not just bow io oivitie uie icluuvd Lula there is. come to the differences Here the world between the aooearances today and the reality. The appearances, whether in the United Nations, in Africa in Latin America or in Asia, are that thp Third World Is totally turned off on the U S In some cases, this is true But the funny thing is that, when I go to Russia and talk, even to foreign students there who consider themselves Marxists, what I hear is how they yearn to come to America When I go into the Ministry of the Economy m Syria, I find many of the top people waxing emotional over their University of Texas rings In the yi Chicago attorney itchmcycr , an apt observer kt auw fg f fKsi MW f war UUCijf UilU'lAOULeU iu tiM fiddOfip Uuul 1 discussion at . ku How are we going to aid in the development ot human minds ail over the worla a development that alone - , snnitv in urill Wotm, tko hlo l 1MKMU lit at uie aey quesiiun sou lucm u novA rtieotr enri trs rcmncicm spur the Patrick J. Buchanan Ministry ot PlnnrnnP m lii,t Arabia the top uieii get maudlmly sentimental aoout uie University of Arizona ine University of Chicago has a special place in Latai Amen an hearts Pnwrratn IMr IVK the curly 60s, under President V tkVaa(4ii lilac hi WAinnf WIU CCCUk aii VW1 UJ 4 nJ nnf VJIUkll nwri 1 wik utiu a uetp uikueibiftiiaitg No 1 problem ui Uie world e ui uie uie aiul cUicuuuiitru ic au iuci aau-m- i program was started Hundred of precisely those young men we are now trying so desperately to know in southern Africa were right here . - ; Interestingly enough, there were even about 50 students from SWAPO, South-Wethe Africa Peoples Organization, which today is the key to peace or war :n South West Africa, or Namibia Tragically, onee these programs after were destroyed m the mid-60- s ennedys death and the obsession with Vietnam began, the effects on these r students wpr Inst thp histone onnor tunity lost, too But the No 1 possible 9 Yes, it is that simple. W bn tho nrpsiHpnt is tymna tn have to deai with more tnan anything else is the fact that the obsession of the world f i'l mi Ip 4.a1m W ni ftAitntpAc on4 Ihorf ore, tnoir wnlp Whnthpr in Africa or New York City, whether through totalitarian or democratic means, this is what moves and fanati-cize- s and rimes them in uus century to or to peaceful war, rciolution devt lopment Vast Poor Areas Many of the wealthier countries (Venezuela and the Arab nations, for instance) are sending their students here with their own money, but there are still vast poor areas where we can and should help so tha" the United States can again become the cultural power Uiat history has always caiied on us, m our shmmg moments, to be fiis is the moment Outsouthern Africa, the era of rcvoiUMonary decuiuuuaiiuu is vne The new area the area in which we is precisely that naturally excel iwiinniopimi nH of i Wmwivpr side o II will doubtless seem io uie uwmy macho politicians m our country that l mpo Kormlnss female tsIK ihnj is about educating and feeding just every little old person in the world. Brothers, 1 would like to say to y ou that the real, tough world is out there w here i am pointing - the world w here we actually are respected because of our Nobel prizes and cur culture and the world where we can move and wm people, alxive all, with our knowledge To recognize that IS toughness Am( dealing intelligently with the world s overwhelming passion for national and individual change should be the first task our new president should set ter hnnsclf (Cony right) Campaign Reform Clinker of 76 Npw York THrrwxc SpClsi WASHINGTON During th 1930 Field Marshal Hermann Goering, who turned out to Oe the Idi Amin of the Third Retch, got . off one fairly I.od iL.j i sawi culture, the Reic h s I re- marshal, lease the safety catch on my revolver " react I in i , "AC the same fashion on Mr. Buchanan hearing the word "reform Whenever Teddy Kennedy nses in the Senate to introduce a new tax reform bill, you can be fairly sure a heist of the business community or middle class is gomg down. Likewise, during Watergate, when the national press began in unison beating the tambourines for "campaign reform, one knew, instinctively, it was time to search for that revolver. Were we not right? The Campaign Reform Act of 1974, chaperoned through Congresr by John Gardner and the roundheads at Common Cause, proved itself the clinker of the campaign of 1976. Helped Incumbents It discriminated against challengers favor of incumbents, against middle-clas- s candidates in favor of millionaires, against conservatives and businessmen in favor of union bosses, Ralph Naders and the radical chic. Below are but a few of the near criminal abuses of the democratic process that occurred as a result of Common Cause's most conspicuous intervention on behalf of good government. in pfesiueiu Darn- stormed the country on credit, while his challenger, Ronald Reagan, was forced to pay cash on the barrelhead. Both Congress and president deliberately delayed recreating the Federal Elections Commission, thus leaving a financially starved Reagan campaign twisting slowly, slowly in the wind 2 Both established parties ent million apiece from the U S. Treasury, while Senator Eugene McCarthy and other independent candidates were denied a single dime. They were further blocked from raising enough monev to make a credible run by the $1000 restriction Democrats and Republicans conspired to place on all campaign contributions. Buys Senate Seat 3 A Republican catsup and pickle heir spent $2 million to purchase a Senate seat, while less wealthy Republicans were effectively starved for funds to make successful races against entrenched and nationally known Democratic congressmen Millionaires, accountants, lawyers, incumbents these were the four beneficiaries of Common Causess venture in good government. Thanks to this citizens lobby we now have upon the statute books a law which makes it a lelony for a citizen to contribute $2000 to the conservative of his choice, but perfectly acceptable for some acid-hea- d rock star to raise $200,800-a-concefor the liberal of his choice. rt How do we dean up the mess left by the reformers? Three alterations in federal law would make a beginning Raise Contribution Limit First, raise from $1000 to $25,000 the amount an individual may contribute to a candidate, with compulsory disclos- - ure of comnbuuons m excess of $.kki (Anyone who can be bought for less than $500 will be bought; and the American people do not need John Gardner to tell them when a $25,000 giver is making a or an investment ) contnbution the ceiling on eliminate Second, expenditures in presidential elections, or rai&e it to a more realistic $50 million Third, phtrinat federal matching funds. The taxpayers should not be forced to finance tax transfusions to keep tne Republicans or Democrats alive. Jimmy Carter had a pomt when he denounced the use of tax dollars for cartoons of himself in the pulpit with the Bible in one hand and Playboy m the other But then the rest of us should not have had to subsidize the nonsense spouted upon occasion by him and Sen. Mondale. In this case, I can truly say I told you so As soon as the reformers and the Feds put their nose into politics, Murphys Law became operative. (Copyright) v Hey, Ruble, This Tolstoy Guy Giving You Trouble? New York Times Service Leo Tolstoy is tired of writing for kopecks. He wants the big rubles. So you think youre ready for the big rubles, Leo, says his agent. Leo Tolstoy says he wants it all The 250,090-rubl- e Weight Loss And Ovaries ago. My doctor thinks that as I lose a lot weight, my of periods might come back. Do you think theres any connection?. Eva W. Dear Eva: thankful he doesn't have to get up to do the bottle! Weight After Delivery Dear Dr. Solomon I saw you on TV and heard you tell about a person who had no weight problems until she became pregnant. You found she had thyroid antibodies. I, too, was OK until after I delivered my baby. Now, no matter what I do, I cant lose. Could you tell me what you F.S think? Dear F S : The person I talked about never had a weight problem until she delivered her first baby. She gamed fifty-tw- o pounds in th first six months after delivering She became tired and forgetful, depressed, was cold and had dry skm She went to her physician, who examined her, but could find nothing wrong with her He referred her to me for consultation and evaluattwo-oclo- ck doctor is probably right. E R Fisher oi Pittsburgh studied women and found them predisposed to premature ovarian failure When his patients lost weight, their periods started again because their ovaries began to function normally. I strongly urge you to follow your doctors ion. prescribed program of diagnosis, diet Thyroid Antibodies and exercise Stick to it and good luck. a thorough examination and After Dear Dr. Solomon. I am pregnant analysis of her blood, she was found to and just assumed that eating a lot of have thyroid antibodies and clinical fish was good for me and my baby evidence of hypothyroidism Only a because It is high in protein and low in test for thyroid antibodies specific 1 some of the calones. Now bear that would have revealed this We treated fish in this area is contaminated with her with proper medication, Cytomel bescared This me, really mercury. On this regimen, and staying on the sick I never have gotten cause, while from eating it, Im afraid of the effects diet I prescribed for her, she has done extremelv well After eight months, she Karen P upon my unborn child lost her 52 pounds and has now kept it Baby More Sensitive off for an additional four months Dear Karen- Your baby is more (c) 1976, Los Angeles Times sensitive to the mercury found in the fish than you are. Organic mercury tends to persist in fetal tissues, causing levels of the metal up to three times those found in the mother. I would advise you to stay away from possibly contaminated fish for the duraLon of Here are briefs of news in The Salt your pregnancy. Dear Dr. Solomon I am breast-fctxuii- g Lake Tribune 25, 50 and 100 years ago n.j baby, and because Oi tius, today . my nipples are very sore My husband Nov. 1876 says tills interferes with our sex bfe He In one week from today the voters 1 dont 1 must stop nursing, but says will decide whether we are to be Heather M want to. What do I do represented at Washington by a deDear Heather: Sore nipples are voted patriot and pure and able man, or generally just a passing phase in by a scheming politician and trickster If about. to and worry nothing nursing Judge Clark has every quality of they are bothering you seriously, or if heart and mind and knowledge to you have a fissure or crack, it would be commend him to the people of this a good idea to check with your doctor about whet to do He might prescribe Territory. He is a pioneer in the fullest sense of the word something quite simple, like a brief rest ointment little mild a and from nursing Nov. 4, 1426 lie Should Be Thankful If Salt Lake's natural beauty is to be As to your huband, I thu he should disligured each year by the smoke et ll, try to be a little more fiex.ble and if Salt Lake does not bocome one of the patient Remind him that be oucht to be cleanest cities in the world, it will be Your 000-wor- Leo Tolstoy shows Jamess blurb to his agent. It says, "Leo Tolstoy has done it again! Turgenevs says, "Couldnt put it down1 " says the agent, I will give it from the shoulder James Turgenev does not sell books, but I will tell you what. to advance. 1,275,000-rubl- e paperback about eight months Roth. They do not answer. Turgenev and Henry James, however, agree to send jacket blurbs on condition that Leo d Tolstoy stop writing them 100, letters. Leo, you Write the Condensation sale. The big l)r. Neil Solomon - movie deal The television sale Such talk is music to my heart, says his agent. Go home and write me a few hundred words describing your novel. Leo Tolstoy goes home ai-writes words. IBs agent cannot wade through it. Leo, Leo, he groans. All this talk about Napoleon in somebodys parlor and I cant even keep the names straight. Go home and write letters to John Kenneth Galbraith and Norman Mailer and Philip Roth and ask them to give you some punchy sales lines for the jacket, and maybe I can find a sucker. Leo Tolstoy writes letters of 100,000 words each to Galbraith, Mailer and 250,000 And he tells Leo Tolstoy to foi get the book for the time being and write the condensation for The Readers Digest Leo Tolstoy writes the condensation. It runs to 575,000 words. Lets skip the condensation, Leo, and go right to the movie," says his Once you have written the agent movie, you can do the condensation of the film and then work backward to the full novel At home, Leo Tolstoy writes a great movie. If filmed, it will run for 37 hours, not including intermissions for meals Leo, says his agent, nobody is going to buy a 37 hour movie, a 575,000-wornovel that condensation, or a d PETS ALLOWED says a printed line in your lease But dog okay has been typed into a blank space on the form. In case of a dispute with the landlord about Fido, which of these two conflicting clauses would the law recognize7 The second, typewritten clause, allowing you to keep Fido In your NO apartment Generally speaking, words that are inserted in a lease by tupewnter, g rubber stamp, or carry hand-writin- Nov. 4, 1951 4 after the first Lvvizuvi 20 minutes of play, a favored University of Utah football team took to the airlanes m the second and tim'd periods to stop a fired up Utah Aggie squad, m a homecoming game here Saturday afternoon before an estimated 11,900 chilled fans t rvr 28-2- . rt full-leng- , 13-- 0, lOrihM -- irti all I i MORE GRAND OPENING ?! S: v t "! yum $PE!Aie X LINDA - BY .at-- v- - : . e Jjf. - INTERNATIONAL This is one of the rules the law to achieve fairness in the interpretation of legal documents. Here is another hiokes ONLY the lease is interpreted against the party who drew it up usually the landlord For example In case of ambiguity, womans one-yea- r lease on an an option-to-rene- 4 hut did not say for how long The landlord pointed out this omission in try mg to evict her at the end of the first states He sees the best-sellin- full-leng- (Inserted) words, explained one court, "are the immediate language selected by the parties themselves, while the printed form is intended for general use " A two I dont Leo," says his agent, suppose you could make the bubble gum Bubble gum7" says Leo Tolstoy the "if However, says you agent, write the soundtrack music for the Admits to Inadequacy movie, it will create a terrific audience, "The War and Peace Bubble Gum, " which will then demand that the rest of the movie be made, which will create a says his agent. "It would create a huge demand for the condensation of demand for the War and Peace Comic the original novel, which will make Book, which would trigger demand for Rethe War and Peace Sound-Trac- k everybody want more and have the whuh would set up demand for cord, publishers begging you to write the the film, which would create demand g novel. for the condensation of the book on Sits Down at Piano which the film is based, which will create demand for this best seller you Leo Tolstoy goes home and sits down at the piano After having a lot of fun want to wnte he learning to play Chopsticks, Leo Tolstoy admits to an inadequacy realizes he cannot write music He cannot make bubble gum. In that case, Leo, says his agent, Not to worry, says his agent, do the comic book first. Then we will hire a composer to write the music for "We ll go all the way to the end to start and work backward Go home and film soon to be made on the smash-hi- t which the comic book is based, and make me a War and Peace Leo Tolstoy sits at home sewing He point out that when the movie is finished it will be based on the sews for days. The already best seller soon to be covers 14 acres Sometimes, thinks written. Leo Tolstoy, literature doesnt seem to Loo Tolstoy goes home and does the be my glass of tea." He toys with the comic book It is thicker than the idea of chucking it all and looking for Manhattan telephone directory and is the big rubles in the garment trade , very poorly drawn. (Copyright) more weight than the printed language apartment mentioned because its citizens choose retrogression instead of progress, and fail to tnkp adv ant age of the enormous resources of gas being developed in Utah and along its eastern and northern borders " This statement was made Wednesday by M P Smith, Salt Lake oil man, who returned from a visit to drilling camps in northeastern Utah and northwestern Colorado along the line separating the letter to describe. 100, 000-wor- d Leo Tolstoy is depressed big rubles eluding him. I Words Inserted in Lease Weigh Heavier Than Printed Forms By Will Bernard Amencan Bar Assn. takes a h The Family Lawyer The Way It Was i Pssst! Russell Baker The Dear Dr. Solomon. I am a young woman who is, to say the least, very overweight, and my periods stopped U year But the court ruled that the woman r was entitled to another term The court said the tenant should get the benefit of the doubt since the landord, having provided the lease, was more to blame for the lack of clarity - MmnrMnQ ym Of course this does not mean that the printed portions of a lease can be blithely ignored If the language is dear, and not in conflict with inserted word, it will ot dinanly be enforced. The fact that you just didnt bother to read it is not an excuse in the eyes of the law As one court warned Signatuics to obligations are not mere ornaments - J 46 I'lKi INTERNATIONAL one-yea- ONLY j ,3.-- r i, --.'V. 9 $1 HIGHLY TkAlNED STYLIST WILL HELP YOU WITH YOUR PRESENT WIG SO CALL FOR AN APPOINTMENT OR JUST DROP INI! 272-383''Z&KStartl 'Wiue wjval 1 I it 4 m boutique jn iw Vww mm m ;1 A m m f mm mm mm i $ m tl - |