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Show REWARD APPEALED TO HIM Saving Girls' Lives Would Be Attractive Attrac-tive If Unlimited Kisses Followed Fol-lowed Brave Action. While reading the paper t'other morning I noticed that a sweet Boston Bos-ton lass who was saved from being run pver by a train by a brave man, rewarded him with a kiss. This trifling little incident haB suggested sug-gested to me wonderful possibilities along this line. Soon as I can find the time to get around to It I'm gonna go into the life-saving business in the life-saving of charming young ladies. I'm just gonna hang around railroad tracks and on street corners where traffic is thickest and where there Is a congestion of motor cars and at all other dangerous places I can find Just stick around, you understand, un-derstand, waiting for an opportunity to save some sweet thing's life for her. Yassir, I'll butt right in where angels an-gels fear to tread carrying my life in one hand and my courage in the other. When I see a sweet and altogether alto-gether charming maiden standing bewildered be-wildered on a railroad track or in front of an oncoming truck or behind a buzz wagon that is backing up, I'll holler, "Fear not, fair creature I will save you!" Then I'll Jump right in, pick her up in my arms and carry her to safety. Having Baved the girl's life for her, I'll Btand there waiting to be kissed, and if she doesn't kiss me I'll be pretty pret-ty doggone sore. If she doesn't kiss me, do you know what I'll do? Ill send her dad a bill for saving bis daughter's Hfe. Boston Post. |