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Show This blessed winter wearies nobody with its prolonged monotony. A New Jersey man is experimenting raising wingless chickens. A fowl act that. It is only just that women should receive men's wages, and married women do. All of the new counterfeit money is tn the shape of $5 and $10 bills. We should worry. Aviators are to be put through a rigid test. Flexible and resilient testa would be better. Another argument in favor of spring Is that it will take the baseball players play-ers off the stage. " 'In God we trust," " says the Toledo To-ledo Blade, "is not on the new nickel." Nor on the old one. Approximately 175,000,000 persons traveled in the London tubes last year. What proportion sat down? The Brazilians make beautiful lace from the fiber of the bannas. Rather a delicate food stuff, though. .- Pittsburg has started an anti-noise crusade. Lots of college town would do well to follow the example. A woman remarks: "The best husbands hus-bands are the most accomplished liars." They've had experience. A Kansas City parson says that the turkey trot causes divorces. .Hitting a fast trot like that always does. Sweden exported 35,000,000 pounds of matches during the last six months. No other country Is a match for that. A canon of an English church has written a farce that is said to be a corker. Evidently he hit the bulls-eye. Spain Is to have a government school of aviation. Wouldn't it be a good idea to sentence revolutionists to It? One octogenarian in Boston says the only rule he knows for long life is this: "Keep -your temper and don't worry." Boston papers are making a great stir over the discovery of an unkissed girl. But they have cot printed her picture. Three Princeton students have opened a shop to shine shoes. Shoe shines are preferable to monkey-shines monkey-shines any time. Three Alaskan legislators have to travel 2,000 miles by dog sled to attends at-tends session. They at least, will arn their mileage. At least there isn't much danger that any man will carry around for days the eleven-pound parcel his wife gives him to mail. Now comes an expert who says automobile au-tomobile riding gives a person flat feet. But that probably isn't as an noying as flat tires. One can't help feeling but that the aviator who flew fifty-four miles to deliver twenty-five pounds of beans didn't know his article. Copenhagen is possessed of a woman wom-an glazier. Probably preparing to go to London and turn over the proceeds pro-ceeds from replacing broken windows to help the cause. Paris boasts a woman with a triple personality. . Still, the average American woman can change her mind much faster than that. Exports of American pianos have trebled in the last nine years. Perhaps Per-haps that's why there is always an old one in the adjoining flat. Pupils in the Los Angeles cooking Schools are required to eat their own pies. Here is an instance where pastry comes home to, punish. Now it remains to bo seen if the parcel postman will give heed to the apartment building sign: "All packages pack-ages must be dellved in the rear." But twenty-seven lives were lost In Pennsylvania during the 1912 hunting season. Which leads one to wonder whether there were poor shots or few guides. A New York mother paid her married mar-ried daughter's rent for ten years In advance. Taking no chances on said daughter coming back to live with her, evidently |