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Show THE PROVO POST TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 12, 1922 Have Your Freight Shipped Between DECEIVED USE THE ELBOWS Thin via THE UTAH CENTRAL TRUCK LINE PROMPT SERVICE WE HAUL HOUSEHOLD Have a Natural Defensive Weapon. People Provided by Nature ae Protection Against the Aggressions of the Plump, According to Helen. i j j She was what you might call sylphlike. Or If you prefer the less poetic and more modern term she possessed GOODS the popular pencil silhouette. Those of her friends bullf on more generous Line Our When Ordering, Designate lines openly counseled her against the PHONE 74 dangers of frail constitutions and mentioned the lurking evils of tuberculosis, Indigestion and nervous prostration, 6ay8 a New York. Sun writer. Secretly in their heart of hearts they admitted they would willingly have endured all three to be able to wear a tweed suit with the smartness that was hers. t It was Mabel, she of the generous curves, and placid disposition, (that finally drew fire. Helen, said Mabel as she dipped into the chocolate creams and then STEADY JOBS dropped a Juicy morsel back with a hungry sigh, I think you ought to put on more weight. It really is sinful for for a girl to go around causing as much envy In the hearts of others as you do. Now, when I was up In Boston I got a menu from a hotel that tells what you should eat to get fat and To Take the Place of Strikers what you should eat to get thin. You STANDARD WAGES WITH SENIORITY RIGHTS DATING can have the how to get fat column FROM TIME OF EMPLOYMENT AS PRESCRIBED BY THE If you want It. a The sylphlike one sighed a mournful sigh. Mabel, she confessed, you might as well know the truth. I positively LABOR BOARD gorge on such fattening things as cream, butter sauce, bananas, potaWill Be Paid As Follows : toes and bacon, t naturally prefer string beans, pour salad dressings, 70 cents per hour Machinists, lemonade and water Ices. But I pass 70 cents per hour them all up. Because I long ago got Blacksmiths, 70 cents per hour over any desire to be thin. Boiler Makers, She arose and began to pace up and 70 cents hour per Pipe Fitters, down the room in the restless manner 70 cents hour Tinners per peculiar to thin people. Her voice 70 cents per hour Sheet Metal Workers, rose to a tremulous pitch. 63 cents per hour Car Repairers, Do you know, she demanded, in51 to 59 cents per hour Machinists Helpers, dignantly, what thin people have to Round House Service Men, 35 to 38 cents per hour : suffer? Do you? 34 to 37 cents per hour Coach Cleaners, Mabel, who had succumbed to the 27 to 51 cents per hour temptation of the chocolates, shook Apprentices, 3 rates are over head blankly. cents hour the her of Differentials foregoing per of on Just take the subway trains and night shifts, and differentials paid to mechanical craftsmen rates are excess of the foregoing 5 cents to 10 cents perhour in trolley cars that have those little seats built for two persons two medium-siz- e paid to highly skilled positions in mechanical crafts. If a little person like people. me is sitting in one of them, what hapOvertime at Time and One-ha- lf pens? At the next corner a woman or man who could qualify for Dump, Applicants for work should apply at the office of the SuperinMechanic Master tendent of Motive Power, Shop Superintendent, ling Dora In the circus gets on. And, or Shop Foreman at Denver, Burnham, Pueblo, Salida, Minturn, of course, makes for theYouseatfindnext to yourlittle thin person. Grand Junction, Montrose, Ridgway, Gunnison, Alamosa, Chama, the the w eight of self by simply squashed Salt Lake City, Ogden, or any Local Agent. the iierson next to you. A fat person, I have noticed, looks eagerly for a vacant seat beside a thin around H. YOUNG, person, because they know its the onlyTvay they can ride with any comfort. I have seen them stand rather The Denver and Rio Grande Western Railroad System than take a seat next to an average person or one who rivals their weight. Mift remember that, said Mabel, temporarily ceasing to munch her Never thought of it chocolate drop. before. Well, if you try it let me warn you MONEY-BU- Y that the poor little stringbean person may take protective measures, said the slender Helen, and there was fire In her eyes as she spoke. Center That so? queried the plump one, and her tone held polite scorn and doubt. You bet It Is. Let me demonTHE MOST COMPLETE LINE FOR CASH Samuel Kopp 450 w. Phone 446 Cash and Carry System. 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Eight-year-ol- d Frances had been Senator Watson told at kn Atlanta colored a her taught by parents the art of luncheon a story about a and it irritates her secret keeping preacher. Hed served a term in jail, said to be suspected of telling anything Senator Watson, but hed trod the she is asked not to tell. The other and not a day she was visiting Aunt Grace, straight path ever since,knew of the who also had another young lady soul in his congregation visitor. Aunt Grace had warned blot on his career. So you can imagine his feelings, Frances not to tell the conversation, when, on rising to begin his sermon so she began to talk things which one Sunday morning, he saw an old were secrets when the visitor, lookcell mate seated in a front pew. He ing at Frances, said, Little pitchers moved the Bible thisway and that to sometimes have big ears, my dear. Frances looked back at her. collect his thoughts, and said slowly and impressively, looking his old cell Yes, she agreed lucidly, but that doesnt hurt if they dont have mate straight in the eye: breddern tex dis spots. mawnin, My an sistern, will be took from de An Industrial plant in Dayton O., ninety-fot- h chapter an' six hunded keeps on hand a supply of umbrellas an eighth vearse ob de Gospel to Saint Mark, which says: to lend to its employees when rain Dem as sees me, an knows me, an finds them unprepared at the closing hour. says nothin, dem will All see later. HAIR-PULLIN- ac-cord- in G The slender one sat down on the couch beside her friend. Now, when any of these generously proportioned souls plant themselves down beside me In the train and appropriate tlielr s half of the seat and of mine I simply manage to fold ray arms. That makes my elbows stick out. And all thin people have sharp elbows. They need em. They are the only weapon of offense and dethree-quarter- fense the poor things have. And most plump people love comfort. So after they have had the elbows of our little thin helpless creature boring Into their tender ribs for a few minutes they decide to occupy only their own half of the seat or else find a more comfortable one. Business First," His Motto. A small Franklin boy obtained a route for the News and ns this was his first work he felt the responsibility of it more than his parents realized. When the day for collecting on his route came around there was a big picnic on hand, and the family was wondering what John was going to do about it. However, before they had time to make his plans for him, he announced to them : You know, mother, todays the plcni, and its pretty tough on a fellow thats got a business and always says, Business first, but thats what youve got to do when youre in business, and he started out proudly to call on his subscribers. Indianapolis News. Ended First Love Affair. When I was in the fourth grade a boy whom I admired very much used to come and call for my brother, also hoping to see me. He usually did. One Saturday when returning from a rabbit hunt he stopped in front to talk to my brother, but I failed to ap- pear. Then he exclaimed : Watch me bring her out He fired the gun and did bring ,her out, but the her was my mother, and the bawling out he got ended my first love affair, Exchange. ! Nature Has Placed the Price Upon Essential to Those Who Would Reach the Heights. Jones for his wifes sake made a good play at being extremely interested and listened intently for several hours. After they had gone Green told his wife, I guess I got him going. I am certain to win him over now when I present my proposition to him. And do you know how I did it? I recognized the odor of an equestrian about him as soon as he stepped through the door and I talked horses to him all the time. Pretty clever, i stable-smellin- g - ! Changes in a Great City. Long ago, In a little church around the corner, a minister did all the talking, the deacmis did the planning and the work, the men with the collection plates gathered up the pennies and - T. R. in the. Barber's Chair. "I was in the old cabinet ropru with President Roosevelt one noon in June, 1902, when his barber brought in a skeleton reclining chair, writesi H. H. Ivohlsaat, in the Saturday Evening Post. Taking off his coat, but not his collar, the President reclined on the chair. The barber lathered his face and began shaving him, but Roosevelt did not stop talking. I said, He will cut you if you dont talking." The stop making faces look the knight of the razor gave me for even suggesting such a thing silenced me. Major Loeffler, an appointee of President Grants, who had guarded the Presidents door ever since, announced, Secretary of State Hay and Mr. Raikes of the British embassy. Roosevelt said, Show them into the library, major; will see them In a few ad minutes. Without turning his face he said, I know what they want. John Hay has brought Raikes to thank me for on the putting the flag at half-maWhite House when old Pauncefote died. I didnt do It because he was the British ambassador, but because ? he was a d n good fellow. st Tolstoy's Daughters In Need. One of the last pleas made tci me when I left Russia was for at least one food remittance a month and some small sums of money for two daughters of Tolstoy, who are permitted to maintain their fathers home In. the country as a public museum, but who are continually taking in young literary people and putting them to work around the grounds or In the library, without sufficient funds to pay them or adequate food for themselves or their people. I was informed that it would be foolish to give these ladies much at any one time, as they would use it in the relief and support of others, George Barr Baker writes In Bulletin of the American Relief Administration. Art When Youre Nervous mange cure Im putting on mj- scalp to keep my hair In and thought I was a riding master, or something, he added. ; 11 ! But on their way home Mrs. Jones remarked, I wonder why Mr. Green persisted in talking horses? Evidently he does not know that you are not interested In animals of any kind. I wonder myself why he tried to talk me deaf on that fool subject, mused Jones, as he stepped on the accelerator and shot his car over a railroad crossing, swearing softly that Green never could Interest 1dm In Unless he happened any deal now. the choir headed the war department, writes Katherine Negley In Judge. The world turned around and around, the city moved a few blocks and times changed. A motion-pictur- e place bought the church property. The stars were the same type as the minister, the producers took care of the business end, the window cashiers gathered in the pennies and the authors of the plays objected to the changes made id their manuscript. The city kept moving away, prices soared and times changed even more. New a garage Is on the site. The landlord gets more press notices than any star, and he gets them free; the manager takes care of the details, the mechanics take in the small- change and the customers conduct a silent and Invisible war on the prices charged. So the scenery is merely changed and the same types are doing Just about the same things. sanitary throughout. Arrange to have your pantry Tb has leisure, freedom from cares and shelves well supplied with 0Of O.t'TAAj great general happiness. If not, you PIERCES products' from are the exception. Everywhere Is a delicious Torhato Soup to certain amount of dissatisfaction at the daily task. I say blessed be the man who Is able to work. Blessed be the dally task! I know that there are times when we get tired, Arthur G. Staples writes in the Lewiston Journal. The back aches, the homeward way seems long, the hill to the house seems steep and hard ( but I doubt if you would give it up I You see the shop and the grind and the desk with its many papers to be handled and the typewriter grinning at you sardonically like a devil on four stilts! You would like to exchange it for leisure, travel, culture and elegance. Do you know where you are going if you manfully stand up against these things and really analyze the thing that you call culture? Every fundamental of fine manhood and womanhood comes through work. Call it drudgery if you will ; It is disciplinary work that makes men, women and nations. You would like to be educated, skilled in art, a sculptor, a great phy slclan, an eminent lawyer or a Judge, a manager of a great business It looks easy. Is it? Do you know how many hours of absolute drudgery goes Into making culture as we .call it? 358LT Do you know the years that it takes to make the great surgeon who saves your life and what drudgery there might he in Ills life if he did not call AVhatever the cause overwork, it joyous and blessed? Where did the worry, grief, loss of sleep, exlawyer get his right to sit in judgment on the law and the facts? Did it come business troubles, citement, to him at birth? Did he buy it in a stimulants, narcotics theres shop? Did he hire it from some one one medicine that will help you. so He for many ducats? Not much. even cannot He it from got drudgery. Dr. Miles Nervine Dr. Miles Guaranteed Medicines. get it from hooks ; he must get the hooks into liis mind and soul and has relieved thousands of cases Judgment. How did the college profesDr. Miles Nervine sor get Ills right to teach? By patient of headache, dizziness, irritaDr. Miles Heart Treatment and uncompromising hard work? Dr Miles Tonic bility, sleeplessness, hysteria, Riches Theres a hard one to Dr. Miles Blood Purifier a of bottle epilepsy. .Buy your Dr. Miles Ahti-Pai- n crack ! But what do riches do to Pills druggist and start on the road Dr. Miles Laxative Tablets many men? There is a young man, to better health today. Dr. Miles Tonic for Instance, who inherits great wealth r is l'ind There Miles Dr. Medicines at your Drug Storey cursed by it. and yet who Youll Is one of them In prison for murder today, on the Pacific coast, who, if he had been at work would have kept out of mischief and leanings toward eh? to 'get a whiff of that C0TUf7J j In the PIERCES factory everything is modern and is KM) CATSUP You probably think that you Rre a drudge and that every other person figures, JOSEPH Receiver SAVE by expert chefs. When the Joneses arrived this evening, every attention was given them, according to a New York Sun writer. The mere allusion to any topic would send Green Into spasms of eloquence, and for some reason or other Green picked on the discussion of horses. He ranged on the subject from colts to old mares and from pacers to trotters, and nags were delved into at great length. Histories were recited and the discourse fairly reeked with facts and UNITED STATES RAILROAD I It was one night that Jones had given over to the whims of his wife and this particular evening she had picked out to visit the Greens on the hill. Now, Jones disliked Green for some reason, but Green Insisted on business cultivating his friendship for ' reasons, so whenever they met Green would salaam low and 6trive in every way to win the pleasure of his neighIf Jones lawn looked as If It needed a watering Green would suggest the use of his hose and go so far as to send his young son over to spray the plot, and If this or that was wrong on his car Jones was almost certain to receive some suggestions or assistance from Green. QUALIFIED RAILROAD MECHANICS PIERCES Tomato Soup is cookdelicious, because it is ed with care in the PIERCES sanitary factory Drudgery the Only Real Foundation of Power. bor. The Denver & Rio Grande Western Railroad System Y ALL WORK JOYOUS Probably Green Will Never Know Why He Failed to Make a Firm Friend of Jones. ( PROVO AND SALT LAKE BY STABLE SCENT f crime. power of concentration, power of thought, accul, racy, perseverance, faith, courage, all temperance, thoroughness of these come from drudgery. Loafing about the streets envying the busy man who seems to be well housed and of authority in the town gets you nowhere. If you want consideration, culture, position, and appreciation, you must work for it and work hard. It means going to work every day, rain or shine, feeling fit on unfit, headache, toothache, backache anything but lumbago or smallpox. Youd rather be thought well of by the community than to be a cabaret-hounThe most, unhappy man whom I know7 has a great deal of money and a boundless ambition for public appreciation, which he has not been able to obtain through his high office. One of the happiest men that I know7 of w7as a purser on a steamboat, who performed his little round of duties as though it were his kingdom. Who would not be proud to be the best- workman in his trade in the town? There is a brick mason of years of service in this city, who used to be called to do fine work and puzzle out problems that others could not. He had the culture of his trade. There is a steamfltter ip town who is the most often 'consulted on difficult problems. There used to be carpenters who stood out as the best workmen. They got satisfaction out of the success far beyond any that money could bring. The desire to excel is the secret of human progress. The culture of power to do things a little better has bred all Invention. The greyhound was bred by selecting Individuals who could run faster. They bred the Gordon setter dog to do the special work in the rough country7 of Scotland. Thus types grow into species and. thus 'species de- velop power for new species. j We shall get along In this world only by striving. There is no striving except by work. There is no drudgery In constant and honest work. It spells Idleness spells unhappl- - j happiness. ness. Rockefeller has worked and drudged harder than the street vagrant and has had a better time af working than in loafing. Iower of applica y b vi, self-denia- n d. - if SAY Colds Our Gorgeous Movie Palaces. distinguished Englishman visiting this country was surprised at the gorgeousness of our movie houses and their size. He says London has nothing to compare with them. The English houses are small and insignificant. English Investors, he said, would not consider for a moment the investing of so much money In a venture of this character. A Worth a D. 8. C. 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